It really was atrocious. Made all the more bittersweet by her tyrannical behaviour beforehand about JO stealing her thunder.Yes, just look at it. There can’t be a single person who looks at that and thinks “ooh I’ll give that a try”. Her cooking on DKR was beyond embarrassing.
Wait, what? What is that meant to be?I beg to differ!
The dry, dry, dry, dry lasagne sheets and a whisper of white sauce
With some slop in between: View attachment 179647
actually, I take that back. This looks pretty dry as well.
I genuinely have not thought that about a single one of her recipes. Usually when I watch a cookery programme I feel ravenous and inspired. In Jack's case, neither. Just a bit embarrassed for her.Yes, just look at it. There can’t be a single person who looks at that and thinks “ooh I’ll give that a try”. Her cooking on DKR was beyond embarrassing.
That needs a spoilerIt really was atrocious. Made all the more bittersweet by her tyrannical behaviour beforehand about JO stealing her thunder.
You’d think - this is a big chance for me to really show those daytime viewers how inventive I can be with leftovers. Some super exposure for my upcoming book.
And then this:
View attachment 179655
You couldn’t make it up, really
It’s ok though it’s for poorsI genuinely have not thought that about a single one of her recipes. Usually when I watch a cookery programme I feel ravenous and inspired. In Jack's case, neither. Just a bit embarrassed for her.
Was the story behind that basically not some huge waffle about her dads magic recipe followed by 'it came from a jar'??It really was atrocious. Made all the more bittersweet by her tyrannical behaviour beforehand about JO stealing her thunder.
You’d think - this is a big chance for me to really show those daytime viewers how inventive I can be with leftovers. Some super exposure for my upcoming book.
And then this:
View attachment 179655
You couldn’t make it up, really
Yes, such a good story, wasn’t it.Was the story behind that basically not some huge waffle about her dads magic recipe followed by 'it came from a jar'??
It’s really quite sad because she honestly isn’t bothered what kind of attention she’s given. Most people only want positive attention but I honestly don’t think Jack is bothered whether people pity her or are angry with her as long as they’re engaging with her. It’s kind of sad that she doesn’t feel she can get it and maintain it in a positive way so just does absolutely anything whatsoever that will draw people to her regardless as to how either negative or insincerely positive their responses are.What the fuck have I just watched?
Why does she sound like she's constantly on the verge of tears? Why so much talking? Why would ANYONE want to watch (put themselves through) this? Why does EVERYTHING have to be a Jack Pity Party?
I feel sullied. That should definitely have come with a warning. Where's that spoiler when you need it?!
Is that meant to be lasagne? It looks more like a Florentine lmaoooo.I beg to differ!
The dry, dry, dry, dry lasagne sheets and a whisper of white sauce
With some slop in between: View attachment 179647
actually, I take that back. This looks pretty dry as well.
It really was atrocious. Made all the more bittersweet by her tyrannical behaviour beforehand about JO stealing her thunder.
You’d think - this is a big chance for me to really show those daytime viewers how inventive I can be with leftovers. Some super exposure for my upcoming book.
And then this:
View attachment 179655
You couldn’t make it up, really
it looks like a scab.Is that meant to be lasagne? It looks more like a Florentine lmaoooo.
She lacks charismaWhat on earth is that?!
R.e the singing. The singing itself isn't horrendous (I've heard far worse), but yeah, I wouldn't be taking it to XFactor or BGT. But what's really bad is the endless pre-amble, it's so cringy.
Btw, the algorithm served me up this today. What is Jack doing on THAT MAN's YouTube?
What on earth is that?!
R.e the singing. The singing itself isn't horrendous (I've heard far worse), but yeah, I wouldn't be taking it to XFactor or BGT. But what's really bad is the endless pre-amble, it's so cringy.
Btw, the algorithm served me up this today. What is Jack doing on THAT MAN's YouTube?
You could have the full word instead of an do ya.Thread suggestion
Jack Monroe #45 An' Do Ya* think I'm sexy? Quick before I delete the picture!
*Pronounced nduja (the fact I've got to explain the joke is probably not a good start!).
When did she first appear? Because every time she's on TV, even her 2020 stuff, it's always 'be nice, I'm new, I'm inexperienced.' Like Nadiya was on Bake Off in 2015 but she doesn't preface everything she does with 'I'm new, I don't know how to do this TV stuff.'What a wasted opportunity. From a decent looking start in 2014, how has she regressed rather than developed? Arrogance? Laziness? Entitlement?
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