Yes, absolutely. (Never gets old)how has she regressed rather than developed? Arrogance? Laziness? Entitlement?
Yes, absolutely. (Never gets old)how has she regressed rather than developed? Arrogance? Laziness? Entitlement?
Hahaha “I want your feedback” reminded me of a work email, I took it as a duty to watch. Not gonna lie skipped the chit chat, I’m a busy frau todaywelcome to the canal. Just out of interest what shape is your face?
It’s not poetry it’s singing. You have to watch it though please please I want your feedback
this is 100% a cat food sachet no one can tell me otherwise. Mine would lick the jelly off and leave the rest.It really was atrocious. Made all the more bittersweet by her tyrannical behaviour beforehand about JO stealing her thunder.
You’d think - this is a big chance for me to really show those daytime viewers how inventive I can be with leftovers. Some super exposure for my upcoming book.
And then this:
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Yes, much like the huge waffle about Dad telling her to always have a sandwich when joining the fire service.Was the story behind that basically not some huge waffle about her dads magic recipe followed by 'it came from a jar'??
The absolute acting chops on her at 0.34. Funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Didn’t watch the rest as my toes started to curl up rather alarmingly.As Jack would say ‘I’m on it’
ok I’ve noped out I can’t hack the cringe
For the life of me I cannot understand why so many people do not see thru her and the crap she spouts. My old boy says the last 10 years of her life has been an absolute farce, with 2020 being her complete downfall.I clicked on the video.
I then watched the first two minutes and you can tell she’s playing a part, I don’t believe she feels anything. It’s almost as if she’s forcing herself to get upset, to make her voice shake, and saying the things she says for dramatic effect.
Its that narcissist in her, she can’t help herself but be in the middle of everything, trying to gain sympathy. It’s all an act with Jackie, please don’t anyone get sucked in.
I was in Chalkwell Park when she got on stage with Billy Bragg, so I can say IMO. Shes wrong.She obviously believes she can sing, I am sure I read that she had once tried to get on X Factor.
Also find this weird but she went to a really good grammar so I imagine they’re all too busy with their fab successful lives to take to the tabloids? Although maybe that’s why she seems to think the gutter press will be interested in her, because she’s scared of that happening?I’m also really surprised that, as far as I know, there has never been anyone from her ‘real life’ to confirm or deny her weirdness or public persona?
Old school friends/ex partners from her teen years. Anyone?
Seems a bit odd.
I would absolutely love Jay Rayner to review one of our maverick's 'meals'.I used to like Jay Rayner until his ‘dear heart’ comment to JM but I absolutely love Grayson , he’s wonderful! I hope he’s not a Twitter pal of the world’s worst poverty wannabe.
THANK YOU! That tortilla is an abomination. Does she even know what a tortilla is? That was more like a frittata and it looked bloody awful. I just don't understand how serious foodies keep letting her get away with this crap? Like Nigella - seriously?Calling it "tortilla" doesn't make your weird nasty traybake any better, Jack. FFS, learn something about the cuisines you are constantly bastardising. FYI, for health & safety reasons I have eaten many a tortilla made with powdered egg...none was as dry as that thing.
BTW, the Guardian has a recipe up for banana peel chutney this weekend. It repeatedly stresses the importance of soaking the peel first. You'll all be shocked to learn that our favourite maverick doesn't bother with this step in her version...
no, i give up. What is this please?It really was atrocious. Made all the more bittersweet by her tyrannical behaviour beforehand about JO stealing her thunder.
You’d think - this is a big chance for me to really show those daytime viewers how inventive I can be with leftovers. Some super exposure for my upcoming book.
And then this:
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You couldn’t make it up, really
oh i loved that song (Marc Almond version) wasn't it late 80s? It came on the radio when i was at my grandparents' house once and my Grandad thought it was outrageous that is was being played because of the lyric 'cute in a stupid ass way'I can't get the Jacques Brel song "Jackie" out of my head. It is about a fantasist who dreams about being "cute, in a stupid-ass way". Remind you of anyone? Cover by my favourite Marc Almond is well worth a listen, the Scott Walker version is good too, very risqué for the 60's.
"And if one day I should become, a singer with a Spanish bum, who sings for women of great virtue".....not with a voice like hers.
There is footage from a This Morning appearance from at least 5 years ago. She was WAY more polished and professional than her recent car crash appearances. This 'I'm new be nice' bollocks is boring (and a lie)When did she first appear? Because every time she's on TV, even her 2020 stuff, it's always 'be nice, I'm new, I'm inexperienced.' Like Nadiya was on Bake Off in 2015 but she doesn't preface everything she does with 'I'm new, I don't know how to do this TV stuff.'
you wot mate?A friend?!
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