She always sounds like she's going to cry
She always sounds like she's going to cryWhat the fuck have I just watched?
Why does she sound like she's constantly on the verge of tears? Why so much talking? Why would ANYONE want to watch (put themselves through) this?
I feel sullied.
Aw.@Silver Linings I know we're getting close to the end of this thread but the #spoiler in the title makes me laugh so much each time I spot it
I know. It's so strange. It was one of the reasons I couldn't watch her Instagram Lives as I find her so uncomfortable to watch.She always sounds like she's going to cry
nonononono my own anxiety couldn’t take the preamble on the other one and now I’m too nosey not to try this one too
edit to add - no one else introduces themselves like this!? Hi it’s me Alansbigplate; tattler, depressive, mum, partridge fan
I'm the same. I love animals, usually from a distance. Would never see them mistreated but her followers and cat-twitter are absolutely blinded by Jack playing the hero and saviour card once again. I swear she throws a 'recipe' together and chucks a food pic up once in a while to keep up the charade that she's a chef. And where's the bloody pistachio milk we were all on pins waiting for?!I'm not really an animal person (although I care enough to have chosen not to eat them, but I would never have one in the house) so the cat content hasn't been upsetting me like others. It has been irking me and your comment has put it so beautifully into words why!
I’ve done lots of public performances in my timeI just... no. WHY post the whole preamble thing??
I have performed in my time (more triangulation info) and the more you look/TELL the audience you’re nervous the more terrible the performance - no matter how good you are.
Surely the first rule of any kind of performance be it musical, presenting on TV, cooking etc should be to make the audience feel at ease, no? I suppose then she would lose her USP
Anyway. Just feels manic.
Yes I agree. I think people will be invited to 'sponsor' the kitten in return for personalised photos, updates (vet's bills) etc. I think she is starting this with the tactic of 'everybody loves Pretz', so she sort of belongs to everyone so everyone can pay for her.The kitten content is gonna be constant until she gets everyone's purses and wallets lubed up. Still waiting on the crowdfunding plan she was "fleshing out". I'm thinking she's gonna offer people a photo of the kitten or something like when you adopt a koala from Aus. Then we'll have a few months of people asking where their photo is, and the cycle will go on forever until we all pass away!
Why is her food either dry as a bone (like this effort) or wet and sloppy? Nothing in between."a quick use up dinner". Ah yes, to use up all the aubergines and jarred artichokes I have knocking around. Wasn't it capers she was mocking JO for using as they were too FANCY for people to have in their cupboards?
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welcome to the canal. Just out of interest what shape is your face?I’ve bloody made it! Finally!
I found you all when googling to see if she and Mrs J has split up (I guess I missed the “she left” comments). Quite stunned to see my own views being mirrored by so many others, from Twitter I thought I was the only one who was sceptical about her..
I came along at about thread 30 so just in time for Jack’s entrance on tattle. Mind boggling to say the least.
Thank you for your kindness and being welcoming to all us newbies. It took a while to get the injokes etc, but it has never felt cliquey. And you’ve literally made me laugh out loud with FANCY etc. It’s too good! Thanks for all the laughs I look forward to many more
It’s not poetry it’s singing. You have to watch it though please please I want your feedbackWelcome, what a lovely first post!You need to buy one of those ice lolly molds and make your own ala @Pocahontas I’m absolutely obsessed with them, also there’s no risk of ever running out!
Despite managing the gateway to furry porn I can’t do poetry performances it’s all too much - does she burst into song too?! I might have to psych myself up to watch this. Might get an ice lolly out to help me through?
Yep, that is as far as I got too.As Jack would say ‘I’m on it’
ok I’ve noped out I can’t hack the cringe
Yessss!!! Bloody loved dark place'I'm Garth Marenghi - author, dream weaver, visionary, plus actor.'
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I beg to differ!Why is her food either dry as a bone (like this effort) or wet and sloppy? Nothing in between.
This plate of food makes me cower in absolute terror. What the FUCK was she playing at? It looks like she forgot to set a timer and ended up cooking it for 8 hours.I beg to differ!
The dry, dry, dry, dry lasagne sheets and a whisper of white sauce
With some slop in between: View attachment 179647
actually, I take that back. This looks pretty dry as well.
‘This is one I made earlier‘ translated to: ‘This is one I made last Tuesday.’This plate of food makes me cower in absolute terror. What the FUCK was she playing at? It looks like she forgot to set a timer and ended up cooking it for 8 hours.
Yes, just look at it. There can’t be a single person who looks at that and thinks “ooh I’ll give that a try”. Her cooking on DKR was beyond embarrassing.I beg to differ!
The dry, dry, dry, dry lasagne sheets and a whisper of white sauce
With some slop in between: View attachment 179647
actually, I take that back. This looks pretty dry as well.
Thank you for the time warm welcome. Think the evil coven of haus fraus will have to chip in to patent @Pocahontas ice lolly recipe before Jackie uses it in her next book.Welcome, what a lovely first post!You need to buy one of those ice lolly molds and make your own ala @Pocahontas I’m absolutely obsessed with them, also there’s no risk of ever running out!
Despite managing the gateway to furry porn I can’t do poetry performances it’s all too much - does she burst into song too?! I might have to psych myself up to watch this. Might get an ice lolly out to help me through?
This is one that should be in the bin‘This is one I made earlier‘ translated to: ‘This is one I made last Tuesday.’
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