Her thing seems to be rich white successful men who vaguely impinge on her life (chef, children's author). Doesn't narrow it down I know.
Johnathan Ross? He has cats?
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Johnathan Ross? He has cats?
Really sorry to link to the S*n, fraus, but this popped up from another attention seeker I follow - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...ohli-snp-independence-harassment-accusations/
First let me preface by saying this is horrible, horrible stuff and he should be utterly ashamed. I believe every woman in here.
But there's a VERY familiar name about halfway down. This is clearly one off her 'revenge list' or whatever. I do find it interesting that she hasn't mentioned this at all. Is she gearing up for another takedown? Does she not want to detract attention from the kitten (and the begging bowl)?? Place your bets herren und frauen!
First let me preface by saying this is horrible, horrible stuff and he should be utterly ashamed. I believe every woman in here.
But there's a VERY familiar name about halfway down. This is clearly one off her 'revenge list' or whatever. I do find it interesting that she hasn't mentioned this at all. Is she gearing up for another takedown? Does she not want to detract attention from the kitten (and the begging bowl)?? Place your bets herren und frauen!
I also love her sister Sophie - big Suze in peep show!
I think she’ll go after Monty Don. After all she has a garden with her crappy bungalow so she really should be the presenter of Gardener’s World 
It does seem to be about as logical as that tbh.I think she’ll go after Monty Don. After all she has a garden with her crappy bungalow so she really should be the presenter of Gardener’s World
Always routed in jealousy.
Plus Monty's dog was seen by Supervet Noel.
Very good summary.Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.
Limegoss article about Jack v Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/
Thread no 31 is the infamous thread on which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on page 17.
For anyone wanting to re-live the glory days of her 2 week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL) : Threads 2 - 9
Jack’s most oft used reply to questions on recipe substitutions: yes, absolutely x
Some other favourite quotes by Jack:
‘same, babe’
‘I did a chaos’
‘my maverick brain’
‘my sad little face’
‘I’m BUSY’
‘I HOOTED / I am FIZZING’
‘I laughed up a lung’
One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️
To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time.
We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. This is good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos: https://tattle.life/threads/food-drink.7379/
NB - It's "Babe, same" not "same, babe"
This is one of the few times I will agree with Jack. Sexual manipulation (and I've been on the receiving end of this before) is truly awful.
Big Suze woman married into royalty didn't she?
Arrrgh you’re right. I’ve edited it. Thanks - did not want to get caught out when we’re up in the dock.
I do hope she does bring it up on twitter. She has a big platform and I think showing solidarity with all the women affected is exactly what she should do right now.
It'll probably be the vet she tries her tit with next, because he won't do what she wants.
She did! Freddie Windsor. I love royal gossip.
Here's my one and only gif for this thread, in honour of your post!Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.
Limegoss article about Jack v Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/
Thread no 31 is the infamous thread on which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on page 17.
For anyone wanting to re-live the glory days of her 2 week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL) : Threads 2 - 9
Jack’s most oft used reply to questions on recipe substitutions: yes, absolutely x
Some other favourite quotes by Jack:
‘Babe, same’
‘I did a chaos’
‘my maverick brain’
‘my sad little face’
‘I’m BUSY’
‘I HOOTED / I am FIZZING’
‘I laughed up a lung’
One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️
To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time.
We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. This is good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos: https://tattle.life/threads/food-drink.7379/
Oh no good call. Noel Supervet if he doesn't fall for it all. But it won't be personal - just standing up for animals everywhere.
I think I'm going to go with a supermarket... Or a brand or company of some kind. Potentially something to do with the chlorinated chicken and Brexit trade deals? *strokes chin*
(Imagine if it was DYSON.)
Or James Dyson, she should be defamitory against a big name and see where it lands her (right in in fecal matter)
Piping up to say her hair in this pic looks wonderful.
She’d better not go after MY MONTY. I’ll go after her sorry arse with the fire of eleventy thousand suns if she does!!!!I think she’ll go after Monty Don. After all she has a garden with her crappy bungalow so she really should be the presenter of Gardener’s World
I've been mainly lurking for ages and steaming through all of her shitshow via this wonderful cabal. You guys are a wonderful escape and I am in awe of all of your wit!
@GrunkaLunka I’ve just ordered a Shark cordless after your positive feedback. Thankyou, and Thankyou even more for inspiring the verb “grunka-ing”. For sure it needs to go into urban dictionary post haste, and into the Oxford dictionary for 2021!
All steam ahead to the next station on the shitshow express! I’ll probably head back to lurkdom for a bit now, but again, Thankyou wonderful frauen
(that term reminds me of the good old days of data lounge, before it had its makeover)that poor little kitten
Brilliant summary @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon 
She was already shocked at how much the xrays cost (despite apparently extensively researching before she took on the kitten
) so maybe vet prices will be her next thing to get annoyed about.
She was already shocked at how much the xrays cost (despite apparently extensively researching before she took on the kitten
) so maybe vet prices will be her next thing to get annoyed about.She still looks like she's sneering
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