Yup - Jack Monroe off twitter, the thread has been running for ages so it’s about page 38/9It’s still there, I think it’s called ‘Jack Monroe off Twitter’
Yup - Jack Monroe off twitter, the thread has been running for ages so it’s about page 38/9It’s still there, I think it’s called ‘Jack Monroe off Twitter’
I still can’t find it. Doing a chaos in search. If anyone more ~forensic~ than I can softly gently painstakingly give a pointer to where it is that would be much appreciated.It’s still there, I think it’s called ‘Jack Monroe off Twitter’
Anyone remember the episode of The Goes Wrong Show where they have to pad out every line with adjectives to keep to the specified running time? That's what she reminds me ofFirst time posting after watching from the sidelines for a wee while but holy duck, the way she speaks is SO weird?? Overly descriptive for no reason. "The very large dog has come to check on me while I'm in the very large bed". Okay??? Also don't think anyone picked up on her whole "in (very old, large) bed" or whatever it was. Like WHY are you feeling the need to be so descriptive? Obviously she wants to hit home she's poor a lot of its down to that, but not all. It's like she's obsessed with her own life, and curating the exact version of it she likes via nonsensical self obsessed boring tweets? Regardless, yes if your child's that sick you don't tweet nonsense on twitter. And ofc after the 100th random occurance people's bullshitometers go up and don't go down.. "oh silly me my phone died after that massive attention seeking tweet" duck off 🥲🥲🥲
I'm in my 40s, I still get advent calendars from the parents and a fiver for EasterI don't even understand why someone would get an advent calendar for their 34 year old daughter??
I'm going to take this up with my Mother.I'm in my 40s, I still get advent calendars from the parents and a fiver for Easter
Spot the difference
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I would get one, except I threw a to-do about it a few years ago. Something like “I’m in my 40s I don’t want a f-ing advent calendar”.I'm in my 40s, I still get advent calendars from the parents and a fiver for Easter
I HATE the way she describes herself. It really irritates me...but is she actually claiming to be smaller than a chimpanzee?
Exactly this, every word. If your child is really sick, why are you on Twitter? If your child isn't really sick (fingers crossed), why are you on Twitter instead of spending time with him? Your fawning fans are not your friends mate, however much you delude yourself into believing they are. They'd drop you like yesterday's news if someone more interesting came along.No one on her work page needs to know her kids sick, unless its she is unable to work due to said kid. These pretend keyboard warriors are not you friend, judging by how some of them talk they are in fact trolls in diguise.
Normal people dont make bold claims about purposely making other peoples lives hell. The people on here and on there are merely asking valid questions and ribbing you on your ridiculous claims and made up tales.
They dont wish you ill or harm. Those issues are on you pet and your conscience.
Up to a couple of years ago I used to buy myself a beauty one - and definitely not a child.I would get one, except I threw a to-do about it a few years ago. Something like “I’m in my 40s I don’t want a f-ing advent calendar”.
Thanks. I had found that but I thought the earlier comment implied stuff was being posted today.It’s still there, I think it’s called ‘Jack Monroe off Twitter’
Aw noes, naughty Which? all in her niche again!I see Which? have beaten Monwoe to the VBI. Again.
My dad bought me oneI don't even understand why someone would get an advent calendar for their 34 year old daughter??
In the beginning, I can see why people bought into it (I was one of them) However, as time goes on, I really don't understand it.That's always been my question, one of many. How on earth can't people see it?
Because if she sees SB getting one and she doesn't she'll get jealous and nick his. Her mum has sadly underestimated what an awful childish twit Jack is and not foreseen that Jack would eat hers in a sitting and then steal SB's.I don't even understand why someone would get an advent calendar for their 34 year old daughter??