Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday

[Nottonightbabe]

While it's quiet and since the M&S advent has been rubbish, I've opened up Slopbot's grotto again for your seasonal gifts. Thanks to the forensic stocktaking work there are 35 new puddle gifts this year. Please enjoy!

Ah an old favourite! I have no tampons to put in it, but I do need a cat biscuit container so this will be handy indeed.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Thank you dear Slopbot!!! I got pistachio milk and it looks beautiful!

 

[Emmapism]

I got a flower crown

 

[ForgettyBetty]

I got black dylon, so I too can look exactly* like Wednesday

 

[Arsov Cooper]

La! Tiffany earrings (smol). Compliments of the season to you all.

 

[noweverythingsucks]

Oooh fancy- we have page numbers top and bottom now - thankyou for all you do Tattle, trawling through each page to hit the bottom was always a big ball ache. Nice upgrade

NGL, I thought I was just really stupid and had never noticed the top page numbers before.

 

[Observ@h]

I got a lovely self-portrait of Slopbot!

 

[CocoCottesmore]

While it's quiet and since the M&S advent has been rubbish, I've opened up Slopbot's grotto again for your seasonal gifts. Thanks to the forensic stocktaking work there are 35 new puddle gifts this year. Please enjoy!

Ooh a lovely new sofa thanks

 

[fauxpoor]

evening lads!
I've been AWAY for a few months, traversing a country that knows not Jack the Grifter.
I am grunking way back on thread 423.
Has she got a proper job yet?
Wish me well, pals

 

[Toffee finger]

I got some Hellmans mayo, thanks Slopbot!

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

I got a rock tumbler! Thanks Slopbot! I'll put it in my orangery so the noise doesn't disturb me too much.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

The ‘several lost Pregnancies’ tweet was my aneurysm. She could never redeem herself for me after that.

I always thought it meant she had had several periods…. Each period a lost pregnancy in her eyes. Just like Jack to make it into something bigger.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

While it's quiet and since the M&S advent has been rubbish, I've opened up Slopbot's grotto again for your seasonal gifts. Thanks to the forensic stocktaking work there are 35 new puddle gifts this year. Please enjoy!

A rock tumbler! Thanks slopbot

 

[GigglePops]

Save up your Green Shield Stamps!

Oh my god that's a blast from the past. My Dad had hundreds of them in an envelope....and Esso stamps. No idea what he did with them...I'm an 80s born Frau and they were gone by the time I was old enough to take note.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

While it's quiet and since the M&S advent has been rubbish, I've opened up Slopbot's grotto again for your seasonal gifts. Thanks to the forensic stocktaking work there are 35 new puddle gifts this year. Please enjoy!

OOOOH thank you! I got one of these:

Amazon product

Used to have one in the staff room at work

Oh my god that's a blast from the past. My Dad had hundreds of them in an envelope....and Esso stamps. No idea what he did with them...I'm an 80s born Frau and they were gone by the time I was old enough to take note.

TIGER TOKENS!

 

[WhyYouCry?]

Oh my god that's a blast from the past. My Dad had hundreds of them in an envelope....and Esso stamps. No idea what he did with them...I'm an 80s born Frau and they were gone by the time I was old enough to take note.

My grandad used to collect them. We got all sorts… I remember my first TV in my bedroom coming from green shield stamps when I was about 8! And a doll’s pram. Ah, those were the days.

 

[Claret]

What the patreons didn't get

They didn't get any codes for Jackass's slop books, and they definitely didn't get any postcards or signed prints (Framed or otherwise)

They did get the piss taken out of them for years though, and they got a worthless apology and a promise of redress too

Happy Christmas dumb patreons, you have exactly what you deserve. You pay her month on month and somehow you think you're funding "good works". On the contrary, you're funding thick lips and tit tattoos instead. To say they're gullible doesn't even come close

 

[Captainmouse]

While it's quiet and since the M&S advent has been rubbish, I've opened up Slopbot's grotto again for your seasonal gifts. Thanks to the forensic stocktaking work there are 35 new puddle gifts this year. Please enjoy!

Thank you Santa slopbot, a fish bone necklace

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I got a Collection 2000 eyeshadow palette. Jack travels with six of them as she so helpfully reminded us

 

[That Forensic Man]

Guilty as charged, sorry! Won't do it again.

I saw that earlier but couldn't reply at the time tender one x

Yeah not to make it like the Disability Olympics and not to tit on Jack's mum for her daughter's choice of words, but I know multiple people who were more disabled from their EDS in their 20s and 30s than Jack's mum is in her 50s. Hopefully it doesn't get much worse, I wish no harm on her, but Jack could be in for a very rude awakening as her mum gets old.
Pretty sure she wants to use it to claim SEVERE DISABILITY herself bc it's genetic.

It still blows my mind that Jack used to have a wheelchair emoji in her username, what the duck was she playing at

Another thing that Jack has in common with Finch is that Finch's wife LEFT after the truth came out.

Tell us what happened in Dordrecht, Jack - what straw was it that broke the Harold's back?

Are we still on #1 of the 24 Days of Griftmas TROLLCLAIMS? She really can't manage to apply herself to anything and get it done properly, even her Twatter ranty stuff. Sad.

I think she said 24 because of all the advent calendar chat, sticking it to the trolls innit