24 hours later and no chaos. Apart from those accidental italics I just did, my own font chaos which I shall leave in. Am going to have to go check the Stephen Bear threads to see how his trials going, see what you’ve reduced me to Jack? WARNED.
Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday
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Both vomit inducing. The deification of motherhood doesn't help mothers. Its all very Victorian angel of the house.
She's a textbook "Elevenerifer"
You twisted your ankle? She broke her leg
You had a cold? She had pneumonia
Etc, etc!
Of course. Laurels were also for victors in the Olympics. Because Jack is a winner.
How can anyone find this wet American tit comforting or profund? Its offensive. Thank god everyone who's ever pushed society and human rights forward didn't believe such navel-gazing apologism.
Glad she tattooed her AA reminder on her wrist so that everyone could ask her about her cryptic ink. Or is that uncharitable of me?
Eh. The statement (and AA in general) is a terrible thing in the hands of a narcissist. But for folks with average, not-smol brains the statement (and program) is a reminder that their addiction is theirs and not the result of someone/something external. It doesn't apply to larger issues like access to justice, ending poverty, feeding the hungry. Just a person's own justifications for drinking/using.
This popped up on Twitter. It was posted by a couple of hours before she posted about poor SB bless him. It may be a coincidence but it’s very similar.
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This is why it’s important that you pretend to be a musical instrument on the internet, dear Manda
Correct me if I am wrong, but I am not. But wouldn't be against Twitter t&cs to use a Twitter account to harass someone.
Comments Club So, if someone announced their intention to do this, and someone else reported them, their account could very well be suspended. Which would be a shame.
eucalyptus is quite poisonous to dogs. Not sure about cats (does she still have a cat?)
also, she said she sleeps downstairs on the couch. But she lives in a bungalow?????
A bungalow with stairs.
This is so unfair. None of the three doctors who discharged me from hospital a month ago told me I had carte blanche to be a massive flaming ballbag on social media. I'm going to make up for it right away by calling Jack a bleep with a tragic haircut 
To be fair to Jack… she doesn't own a toaster, she owns two.
ERM... WTF GUYS!
i had more chaos at work today from 7.30 till 4.30 than here.
i had more chaos at work today from 7.30 till 4.30 than here.
It's so typically Jack promises a chaos, fails to deliver then has a big attention wank at everyone wondering what's happening. Really the main thought I'm having is how is possible, even by Jack's abysmal standards to arse up doing a Twitter thread? She really is a toxic quarterwit.
Those earrings are probably the closest she's ever come to a bay leaf, given her distaste for flavour....
Sorry for causing a chaos tender one, as dear @Marmalade Atkins said, I was making a daft joke and it’s an accidentally upside down wonky AA ref key fob.
She got it after she was dumped, making a big song and dance about it because Old Harold apparently HATED her tattoos (as it seems did Louisa), so it was partially done out of SPITE to OWN them (and needless to say she had the last laugh).
Also interesting that she’d been so blissfully happy with Old Harold and so very devastated that when HE LEFT he smashed her heart into minuscule pieces AND separately left her in a crater she was still banging on about at the end of July in Hungrier and Hurtier Solar Lit Soap Gunge, given that he was apparently such a big massive bigot tattoo and lesbian-clothes-hating homophobe.
Also it's a complete invasion of a child's privacy. Using kids, especially ill ones, for likes and retweets is horrendous IMO.
A bit OT but if people are interested in learning more about AA, there is a documentary airing tonight on BBC2 at 9pm about the history of the fellowship! They have used deepfake technology to maintain personal anonymity, I am quite excited!
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