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Jack Monroe #434 The price of jam: Will it be £40 by the end of the year?
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Can anybody remember the obscure jam mackie prattled on about a while back? I remember googling at the time and it was about 9 squid a jar! Be interesting to see how much it is now
Someone's getting her confused with Vonny again. Easily done.
Mom's triangulation skills are legendary.Nigella appears to have blocked me on the haunted bird hellsite even though I’ve never interacted with her nor even tagged her in an indirect reply in a thread.
I know she takes on a lot of contradictory personalities, but I’m not sure she’d dare go for Jewish after years of £1 cooking bacon, black pudding, and bollock sausages.
You could sell that, it's almost Hockneyesque.
Never underestimate the banality of copywriters. Flipping through a Country Style mag 🔺️ yesterday while at the hairdresser 🔺️, I came across a full page photo of old terracotta pots with a few sticks of 'erbs, captioned, "herbs grow well in pots or garden beds"
On topic: Jack is like a herb planted from good stock and in good soil, but failing to thrive because sometimes herbs are duds
PS: my first triangulation concerns!
Ah come on, you know they clapped
Jack tweeted in Jeweish iirc, she's tried to appropriate that too.
It’s almost like she’s not chaosing just to spite us now, isn’t it.
ETA hellshite was a
but seems quite appropriate
There’s an old screenshot circulating on the hellshite where she was apparently accused of being Zionist.
ETA hellshite was a
but seems quite appropriateIt is, but I shall have the last laugh as I position myself outside the crappy bungalow giving a BOULEVAAAARD style rendition of Back for Good by Take That.*It’s almost like she’s not chaosing just to spite us now, isn’t it.
There’s an old screenshot circulating on the hellshite where she was apparently accused of being Zionist.
ETA hellshite was a
*Jack, if you're reading this is what is known as a joke. I am not going to travel hundreds of miles to sing at a ridiculous internet irritant.
It was Bonne Maman, dearheart. And it's actually a conserve.
No it was an obscure flavour
Hipster alert! #cottagecoredrama! YOU ARE JACK. REVEAL YOUR TRUTH, JACK
September, I have lots of Jewish friends, making Jewish soup and tweeting in Hebrew
did you miss her?
The greengage one she had with cheap wet ham?No it was an obscure flavour
I just went down the David Walliams rabbit hole thread on here. The saddest thing was the OG fraus urging her to take the kitten to the vet. Jesus Christ. It choked me up
Thread #97 refs Jewish jack
Hasidic Jack would be a curveball none of us saw coming. She already has the wig & the stock cubes. And she could use a matchmaker to snag herself a husband then get into Kabbalist spirituality like Madonna. Start tweeting in Hebrew, a yomp to the holy land-redemption completed mate.
No it was a bought jam, neither Waitrose or M&S sold it. I had never heard of the flavour so googled
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