Jack Monroe #434 The price of jam: Will it be £40 by the end of the year?

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just thinking, while jack's quiet and given the popularity of the the slopalong, is anyone up for amanda's proposition?

obviously, many items in the list won't happen due to being too obscure or vague, or particular to jack, but...

i think doing a drawing or making a list or potentially doing a fake blog post is doable for many of us, is it not?

ill start, im taking "bollocking rishi sunak"

take your picks
£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
3 recipes per week in 2022
9 half-written manuscripts
15 minute meals
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
apple and pear crumble with brown sugar
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
best value vegetables for squig
big press photo shoots
big work
black bean brownies recipe
black bean recipes from poll
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog a simple recipe
blog about energy companies' profits and nationalising stuff
blog of heatwave foods
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal

books for the rural coffee caravan ❌ confirmed never arrived 17.2.22 by rcc twitter

Brand New System for desk - wallpaper ✅
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
brioche, mincemeat and camembert wreath ✅
broccoli, creamy cannellini beans and fish
broccoli breakfast pasta
budget shopping article
Camp Kitchen from the shed
cannelini bacon and pork belly pie
carrot cake baked oats
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chicken nuggets with black pudding crumb
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
cinnamon granola recipe
coconut oil etc mouthwash quantities
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
comparison of 2021 £20 shop to 2022 £20 shop
compiling list of independent food banks
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
cost of living crisis recipes in one category
crispy fish recipe
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
dealing with paying taxes
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate ✅
diabetic recipes
dig out microwave and kettle recipes
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
easy care for cutlery
email household management book to agent
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem ✅ something to do with rishi sunak
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf ✅ peeling pie
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
folding fitted sheets in seconds
food truck of joy
fulfilling all patreon commitments 2022 edition
gailymail
giant caramelised banana and chocolate pancake
goat kleftiko
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
greens, eggs and ham
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
haybox and thermos cooking
healthy on a bootstrap
hecking big decluttering
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
homemade dog biscuits
huge depop or Ebay sale
human dreamies
hummus price increase reason
hybrid cassoulet
ideas for pumpkin flesh
inbox zero by bedtime every day
intermittent fasting anger essay
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
jubilee trifle recipes
kidney bean, black bean and coconut soup
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
leftover cranberry sauce recipe
lemon curd and mixed berry porridge
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
line by line spring budget takedown
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
make turnips not taste like turnips
maple syrup story
mashed potato secret
meal planners on website
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mincemeat recipe
mole
monopoly for charity with martin lewis
more cabbage
more to say on british social attitudes
moving house
mushroom drying ✅ completed 2018
mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
no- and low-fuel cooking ✅ (kinda) the bromelain in canned pineapple is denatured
no waste cook book (on twitter for world earth day)
nutrition degree
onion chopping song
open the space squig box
Other Plans for cabbage
ouchy mouth recipes
painstakingly costed menu for week under £20 ✅
pastry recipe
patreon update
peasants pudding recipe
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
redoing dinner to get better light
report for work and pensions committee
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅ GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient ✅ potato water
selling books on website again
send squig mandarin carrot recipe
sending maple syrup tin to fan
serious work
serving libel papers to fox/daubney/anderson
set up mastodon
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley ✅ viewed Sept 2021, unclear if gift
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker recipes, maybe for depher
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something about how money buys time
something else Jack'll remember sometime
soup for bed recipe
spite recipe
split peas and cooking bacon
squigs pick eyeshadow looks
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
t shirts with offensive slogan ✅ actually done within 3 hours 1.2.22
t shirt profits to trussell trust updates
teemill profits
thread about moving house
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done ✅
train video for squig
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list

vegan crackling ✅ deep-fried rice paper apparently, admitted April 2022. this was among the original items on this list, first posited in late 2019, preceding these threads

vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with Linda ✅
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
Vimes Boots Price Index - due mid February 2022
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
write about sobriety
writing a thing about tories and 30p meals ✅
zero waste curry falafels

/SPOILER]
Since she's STILL not back from the school run with the afterbirth oats recipe and it's not on the list, I am tempted by mashed potato secret and more cabbage.
 
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Yes you're right. The seven years in the developing fish pie was a direct response to Jamie's one pan programme 😂
It was instant mash with fish boiled in milk in a saucepan slopped on top 😳 flavouring dried mixed herbs

Since she's STILL not back from the school run with the afterbirth oats recipe and it's not on the list, I am tempted by mashed potato secret and more cabbage.
I’m kind of up for the single roast beetroot instead of a baked potato 40p ingredients £1 fuel to cook
 
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She’s such an unloving mum - it’s quite upsetting to see her splurge on lipstick and Botox whilst the kids gets crap toys and fed on £5 liver pasta anchovy concoctions on the rare occasions she’s allowed near him
 
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ok, i had lots of tunes stuck in my head here

go with whatever you like to go with the lyrics, but I've been thinking of musical/music hall

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and ofc, the inspo
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I could do Human Dreamies. Just gonna buy a bag of maltesers and kp skips and mash them up a bit.

I'm probably not allowed to do anything tho since I never did my 9p burger for the slopalong. I just couldn't face it
"Human dreamies" you mean regular dreamies? 😏
 
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I'm happy to do a recipe for homemade dog biscuits and/or cooking for one book. I may even illustrate the book.
 
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I can do the vegan cheeses off the top of my head here.
Most of it is tit tbf, with the exception of honestly tasty (their sham-basically like Camembert & their blue cheese are both so good. Slight truffle flavour to the sham in case that’s something you do/don’t like).
Cathedral city new vegan cheese is probably the best replacement for cheddar.
Lots of people like applewood but it’s smoked & I think it’s a bit sticky.
Nush almond cheese is great & v nice ingredients (same with honestly tasty)-if you’re doing a tart or want cream cheese for an ingredient it’s great-Philadelphia’s not bad either.
You can make a really good cheesy sauce-Google fat free cauliflower cheesy sauce or ela vegan cheese sauce-both good.
See Jack-piece of piss when you’re not lying about being a vegan.
 
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It's so sweet that the evil ninnies are basically rallying to help jack finish her "to do " list.
 
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just thinking, while jack's quiet and given the popularity of the the slopalong, is anyone up for amanda's proposition?

obviously, many items in the list won't happen due to being too obscure or vague, or particular to jack, but...

i think doing a drawing or making a list or potentially doing a fake blog post is doable for many of us, is it not?

ill start, im taking "bollocking rishi sunak"

take your picks
£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
3 recipes per week in 2022
9 half-written manuscripts
15 minute meals
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
apple and pear crumble with brown sugar
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
best value vegetables for squig
big press photo shoots
big work
black bean brownies recipe
black bean recipes from poll
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog a simple recipe
blog about energy companies' profits and nationalising stuff
blog of heatwave foods
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal

books for the rural coffee caravan ❌ confirmed never arrived 17.2.22 by rcc twitter

Brand New System for desk - wallpaper ✅
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
brioche, mincemeat and camembert wreath ✅
broccoli, creamy cannellini beans and fish
broccoli breakfast pasta
budget shopping article
Camp Kitchen from the shed
cannelini bacon and pork belly pie
carrot cake baked oats
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chicken nuggets with black pudding crumb
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
cinnamon granola recipe
coconut oil etc mouthwash quantities
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
comparison of 2021 £20 shop to 2022 £20 shop
compiling list of independent food banks
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
cost of living crisis recipes in one category
crispy fish recipe
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
dealing with paying taxes
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate ✅
diabetic recipes
dig out microwave and kettle recipes
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
easy care for cutlery
email household management book to agent
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem ✅ something to do with rishi sunak
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf ✅ peeling pie
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
folding fitted sheets in seconds
food truck of joy
fulfilling all patreon commitments 2022 edition
gailymail
giant caramelised banana and chocolate pancake
goat kleftiko
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
greens, eggs and ham
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
haybox and thermos cooking
healthy on a bootstrap
hecking big decluttering
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
homemade dog biscuits
huge depop or Ebay sale
human dreamies
hummus price increase reason
hybrid cassoulet
ideas for pumpkin flesh
inbox zero by bedtime every day
intermittent fasting anger essay
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
jubilee trifle recipes
kidney bean, black bean and coconut soup
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
leftover cranberry sauce recipe
lemon curd and mixed berry porridge
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
line by line spring budget takedown
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
make turnips not taste like turnips
maple syrup story
mashed potato secret
meal planners on website
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mincemeat recipe
mole
monopoly for charity with martin lewis
more cabbage
more to say on british social attitudes
moving house
mushroom drying ✅ completed 2018
mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
no- and low-fuel cooking ✅ (kinda) the bromelain in canned pineapple is denatured
no waste cook book (on twitter for world earth day)
nutrition degree
onion chopping song
open the space squig box
Other Plans for cabbage
ouchy mouth recipes
painstakingly costed menu for week under £20 ✅
pastry recipe
patreon update
peasants pudding recipe
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
redoing dinner to get better light
report for work and pensions committee
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅ GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient ✅ potato water
selling books on website again
send squig mandarin carrot recipe
sending maple syrup tin to fan
serious work
serving libel papers to fox/daubney/anderson
set up mastodon
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley ✅ viewed Sept 2021, unclear if gift
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker recipes, maybe for depher
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something about how money buys time
something else Jack'll remember sometime
soup for bed recipe
spite recipe
split peas and cooking bacon
squigs pick eyeshadow looks
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
t shirts with offensive slogan ✅ actually done within 3 hours 1.2.22
t shirt profits to trussell trust updates
teemill profits
thread about moving house
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done ✅
train video for squig
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list

vegan crackling ✅ deep-fried rice paper apparently, admitted April 2022. this was among the original items on this list, first posited in late 2019, preceding these threads

vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with Linda ✅
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
Vimes Boots Price Index - due mid February 2022
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
write about sobriety
writing a thing about tories and 30p meals ✅
zero waste curry falafels

/SPOILER]
I shall do a Jack and resubmit my work from thread 343 for draw Nigella’s garden
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Her latching onto Marcus, patronising him in that article - 'bashful' 🤮, inferring they were working on something, then constantly @ him in tweets but being ignored will never not be funny.
Plus then the GQ article where he and Fingers openly laughed at her meatballs 👩‍🍳 💋 And all this when she was still considered untouchable.
 
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Just having a rummage re the Del Monte partnership.



Following on from Jack's successful campaign.... REALLY!!!??? 🤣
"Lisa is known for her delicious family meals and inspiring recipe ideas using everyday ingredients." Isn't this what pretty much every "cookery author" does?
 
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I can't see the one pan chocolate pancake recipe on the list?

I quite fancy the "intermittent fasting anger essay". I feel I could work up a good head of misplaced fury.

I am intrigued by "mole". What's the context? Mole as in creature, skin feature or furtive info-leaker? :D
All moles are interchangeable darling. HTH x
 
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The longer Jack is away the more it all seems like a fever dream. Why did she film herself singing that thing in the bathroom at the google sleepover? She’s a food writer!?
 
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The longer Jack is away the more it all seems like a fever dream. Why did she film herself singing that thing in the bathroom at the google sleepover? She’s a food writer!?
I for one have seen enough of her front foo foo and waps. She can stay away!
 
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Ooh bylines is no longer everywhere but is that sober count unchanged? It’s like she’s hiding coded messages in her bio for her VFMs :rolleyes:

ETA tried to add a Free Britney GIF but the stans are not having it!
 
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Her latching onto Marcus, patronising him in that article - 'bashful' 🤮, inferring they were working on something, then constantly @ him in tweets but being ignored will never not be funny.
Plus then the GQ article where he and Fingers openly laughed at her meatballs 👩‍🍳 💋 And all this when she was still considered untouchable.
“I’m glad I opted for six-inch heels. Bambi-like and buckled knees, I still barely graze the shoulder of the towering, bashful man in front of me.”

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Has anyone ever made the baked bean and Turkey mince meatballs?
 
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