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Jack Monroe #434 The price of jam: Will it be £40 by the end of the year?
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I think the Zoe Eccentricity tweet came after she tweeted just J1g on its own, in some sort of cover-up attempt.
I could make hers instead and yes of course it had those fart sausages in it
I still have those Bollock sausages in the freezer from the sausange maybe I’ll bung them in (I won’t, I don’t hate myself enough)
'sausage and mushroom stroganoff' when the 'sausages' aren't even legally allowed to be labelled as 'pork sausages'. Disgusting.
Also promising your partner you'll have food for them and then just... not is a narc behaviour. Unfortunately have extensive experience with this type of behaviour.
Who would like to talk about boiling soap? I've been fascinated by this Jack HH2 sideshow and so I read a thing.
And I was broken, so broken, and I just can’t read carry on like this any more
Fortunately I found this:
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And then I went crazy and broke up the small scrapsTM of a locally made actual quality gorgeous soap and threw it into a 1/3 bottle of liquid hand soap and added water. Yeah, as I thought 'twould be, it's quite sudsy.
It really made me think that Jack and apparently the whole bunch of faux frugals who takes two LITERAL whole bars of soap to boil into shower gel deserve to be boiled in a rejection of capitalism and jam.
I believe this *may* have been discussed LOL. Still, I apologise not.
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And I was broken, so broken, and I just can’t read carry on like this any more
Fortunately I found this:
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And then I went crazy and broke up the small scrapsTM of a locally made actual quality gorgeous soap and threw it into a 1/3 bottle of liquid hand soap and added water. Yeah, as I thought 'twould be, it's quite sudsy.
It really made me think that Jack and apparently the whole bunch of faux frugals who takes two LITERAL whole bars of soap to boil into shower gel deserve to be boiled in a rejection of capitalism and jam.
I believe this *may* have been discussed LOL. Still, I apologise not.
How has she managed to take a classic, creamy mushroom stroganoff and made it so Oily?!? It looks like mushrooms with some unnecessary sausage, floating on a bed of grease!
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Morning all, do you think this social media silence is due to rehab? Wouldn't be surprised. She's awfully quiet.
I pondered that this morning too....especially given the 'mania' that came before it. I truly hope she is getting the serious help she needs if it is....for the sake of her but most importantly those around her.
Classic bell end sausage bits in there as wellHow has she managed to take a classic, creamy mushroom stroganoff and made it so Oily?!? It looks like mushrooms with some unnecessary sausage, floating on a bed of grease!
I thought it was testament to the teeny tiny portions that she ends up with because she costs the recipe to serve four when in reality it serves one if they're desperate enough.
Am I right in saying she put coconut milk in the stroganoff?
ETA: WOMP THERE IT IS
ETA: WOMP THERE IT IS
I still occasionally think of ‘serves 0’ and it makes me smile.
That's Jack's flex dearheartHow has she managed to take a classic, creamy mushroom stroganoff and made it so Oily?!? It looks like mushrooms with some unnecessary sausage, floating on a bed of grease!
.Morning ninnies and tiresome asshats!
I'm afraid deart heart, that looks disgusting.
Seriously, once you see how dreadful all the food is, you cannot unsee it! Then you read the recipes again and see they are riddled with her own words about how the food may look dreadful, possibly will have scum and that she normally uses her hands for fiddling in u-bends. Yes Mushroom, Lentil and Ale pie - I'm talking about you.
And to think I once wanted to make it! Obviously I had some sixth sense not to bother.
It's cos she scraped the stuff out of from her nails to use instead of salt n pepper etc.How has she managed to take a classic, creamy mushroom stroganoff and made it so Oily?!? It looks like mushrooms with some unnecessary sausage, floating on a bed of grease!
That’s half a tin of coconut milk is it? Billy bullshiter.
(Also five sausages and half a tin of coconut milk for three people?!)
I doubt that the media silence is due to rehab. It was a sudden flounce after being backed into a corner when she realised she was ... Fighting fires on all sides due to her stories making her a laughing stock.
I think posting her camera photos was the final straw and she's huffed off, and is probably going to say something like "I was the first to abandon Elon musk's twitter"
I think posting her camera photos was the final straw and she's huffed off, and is probably going to say something like "I was the first to abandon Elon musk's twitter"
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