Why are Jack's finger nails always so heckin' dirty?
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Is that her diary? Hahah it really does read like Adrian Mole. She even manages to slip in an anecdote about signing books.
It’s the lack the awareness about the fingernails that gets me every time.
If you were putting a pic of your hands online, wouldn’t you make sure they were presentable? That’s aside from the obvious hygiene implications.
If you were putting a pic of your hands online, wouldn’t you make sure they were presentable? That’s aside from the obvious hygiene implications.
I have just full body cringed my way through this thread.
I don't think anyone in the history of the earth has ever found anyone as fascinating as Jack Monroe finds Jack Monroe.
I don't think anyone in the history of the earth has ever found anyone as fascinating as Jack Monroe finds Jack Monroe.
I think she's pulled out of those public engagements rather than been dropped. There'll be a 'trolls lost me everything' spread at some point, and possibly a massive grift where she combines the work loss and the house move into one big sob story. Yes she's being called out by many, but there are many more squigs willing to throw money at her 
If the 'professional' jig is really up for her, what's she got to lose?
If the 'professional' jig is really up for her, what's she got to lose?
Just cringeing anew at all this. I was in GandtheG at this time as well (muted long ago) and would have seen the threads with comments closed ‘to give others a chance’ in real time…. I also spent a fortune on make up thinking it was going to make my life better but I don’t think I knew who Jack was at the time/maybe didn’t link this poster on fb with the guardian articles I’d have read before and dismissed because of the terrible writing style - anyway. I don’t feel sorry for her for anything EXCEPT her obviously missing funny bone, and that she must have been born without the ability for self awareness - it’s all just so embarrassing, for everyone.
I wonder who would run this story. Diva?I think she's pulled out of those public engagements rather than been dropped. There'll be a 'trolls lost me everything' spread at some point, and possibly a massive grift where she combines the work loss and the house move into one big sob story. Yes she's being called out by many, but there are many more squigs willing to throw money at her
If the 'professional' jig is really up for her, what's she got to lose?
Leave her alone she’s tired to her bones
That was 27/04/2017 and this was posted on gaily mail twitter 19/03/2017 so maybe same person? Looks like a very similar top.Who the hell is this?
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Is it LJC? Who the hell over the age of 15 takes selfies admiring their make up with someone else in the room?
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I'm sure I'm not alone in finding it excruciating to watch her videos, up til now I've not managed a whole one in a single sitting. Wow, that "stepping on the scales one" contains all the hits doesn't it? Stealth boasting, self praise disguised as vulnerability, barely suppressed rage. Is there any evidence that she was actually receiving hundreds of comments about her weight loss?
Also those Mrs Gloss photos. How embarrassing. The posing, the captions. Urgh. Lots of these would've been when she was with LJC, who doesn't seem the vainest of women and probably had to overlook a lot of the peacocking.
Also those Mrs Gloss photos. How embarrassing. The posing, the captions. Urgh. Lots of these would've been when she was with LJC, who doesn't seem the vainest of women and probably had to overlook a lot of the peacocking.
I’m gobsmacked that Jack hasn’t gone into those two old Facebook profiles and deactivated the accounts. I couldn’t bear to think of all those arse clenching attention seeking posts floating around out there. And I’m not just talking about the Mrs. Gloss ones either.
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God, you’re good. Forensic, some might say.That was 27/04/2017 and this was posted on gaily mail twitter 19/03/2017 so maybe same person? Looks like a very similar top.
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I could see her pulling out of the Wales event but not the Guardian. The timing was so odd - one minute it was announced and within hours it was canned. I'm sure Jack would have waited a while to see if it was a good idea or not before bailing. To me it seems more like a higher-up at the Guardian quickly stepping in and cancelling.I think she's pulled out of those public engagements rather than been dropped. There'll be a 'trolls lost me everything' spread at some point, and possibly a massive grift where she combines the work loss and the house move into one big sob story. Yes she's being called out by many, but there are many more squigs willing to throw money at her
If the 'professional' jig is really up for her, what's she got to lose?
The only other thing I can think of is maybe her book release has been delayed so the Live thing would be put on hold.
God she’s nasty ain’t she?
And when she said ”I’ve been quite coy about talking about it.”
Jack, you have NEVER been coy
….about…..hmmm..anything!
No one's going to run it. She'd have to publish it on her blog
That Mrs Gross page is 
in equal measures, but what is fascinating for me is the different personas she puts on different media. On twitter she’s hard core, shouty, sweary, gobshite, lefty lesbian who buys budget food, on IG she’s here’s my photos of food/life and on Gloss she’s a massive straight Essex girly girl hun posting thirsty photos of herself made up and talking big brand make-up/clothes/accessories. Who/what is she? I actually think she sits most comfortably with the Gloss lot, we see glimpses of that girl on her Twitter with her facetuned af, thirsty (sideboard) and dress up (Mary Poppins) photos. I think her main aim is to get people to love her and snag herself someone man/woman who’s rich. She doesn’t want to work she wants to stay home messing with her makeup like a 14 year old.
in equal measures, but what is fascinating for me is the different personas she puts on different media. On twitter she’s hard core, shouty, sweary, gobshite, lefty lesbian who buys budget food, on IG she’s here’s my photos of food/life and on Gloss she’s a massive straight Essex girly girl hun posting thirsty photos of herself made up and talking big brand make-up/clothes/accessories. Who/what is she? I actually think she sits most comfortably with the Gloss lot, we see glimpses of that girl on her Twitter with her facetuned af, thirsty (sideboard) and dress up (Mary Poppins) photos. I think her main aim is to get people to love her and snag herself someone man/woman who’s rich. She doesn’t want to work she wants to stay home messing with her makeup like a 14 year old.That's her ex publicist Vix, I think, who used to interact with Jack all the time on twitter, but hasn't for ages.That was 27/04/2017 and this was posted on gaily mail twitter 19/03/2017 so maybe same person? Looks like a very similar top.
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Why oh why oh why? I can't evenGod she’s nasty ain’t she?
And when she said ”I’ve been quite coy about talking about it.”
Jack, you have NEVER been coy
Publicist, interesting. I was wondering about that part of the equation. And yes Vix L
She mentioned having to make emergency edits after her and Old Harold split up (he LEFT), perhaps they're looking at the comments and thinking maybe we need to take out the clothes hanger ring pulls and dryer lint?
WTAF is this? I don’t believe for one second that anyone gives a tit how much she weighs, and that she got ‘abuse’ for it. She’s awful.
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