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[jenny2603]

So she cracked the sads and had it removed? She looks like even more of a fanny with that 'sorry, Jack' down the bottom.

Imagine the poor sod who got the insane email from her. They'll have had to wade through a duck ton of fabricated but still triggering graphic content and the obligatory I will kill myself and it'll be all your fault teenager style histrionics.

ETA: It is embarrassing she was awarded that doctorate, though nowhere near embarrassing as her using it on social media when she'd done duck all to merit it because most of the stuff she claims to have done is fabricated. I couldn't give a duck if she finds that distressing and I'm not sorry.

 

[Clovis]

This inspired me to look for that quote she has about working in a pub or a cafe for 2 shifts, “it’s not like I’m exactly using my degree” or whatever lie that was. But while I was looking, I found this - I’m sure fraus have spotted it before but it made me hoot & fizz

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I imagine she got in touch quicker than she fixes her tip jar. SAD!

 

[Foxvint]

I reckon its mutual. She's a lazy cow an also knows she wouldn't be met with profile-raising buoyant delight anymore now theres nowhere to hide from grift blowback. But also a speaker who's deactivated & can't be tagged or boost the event with tweets isn't great. And she can't do that cos of grift blowback. Its circular. Unlike her pumpkin scones.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

This inspired me to look for that quote she has about working in a pub or a cafe for 2 shifts, “it’s not like I’m exactly using my degree” or whatever lie that was. But while I was looking, I found this - I’m sure fraus have spotted it before but it made me hoot & fizz

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Another website lifted the article and it doesn't have the correction. It's not even particularly critical. Such thin skin she has!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Maybe they refused to send a car for her.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

It appears Jack has been active longer than any of us could have predicted:

 

[Lucky Escape]

Which she'll pay for and bail when she fucks up her first assignment by turning in a huge me rail about Metro fanny pads and shin kicking.

Speaking of which, did the canal know that the sport of Shin-kicking was featured at the Cotswold Olimpicks?

 

[Justacatindisguise]

It appears Jack has been active longer than any of us could have predicted:

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Someone had FAR too much fun writing that headline. I approve.

Keep the cum/nut away from my pancakes tho.

 

[StringyMango]

Meine Frauen,
I have been BUSY but the grunk has been GLORIOUS.
Loved the German words @Archduchess of Luxembourg.
My heart is warmed, knowing that Jacksy is not in Wales.
Some of my aneurysms have healed spontaneously.
Praise Beans!
Now get to absolute duck. All of you.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Lmao Guardian Live have deleted yesterday's promo tweets.

 

[Squeaky Beans]

Lmao Guardian Live have deleted yesterday's promo tweets.

Just came here to report this! Very little engagement with Guardian Live's previous posts but in excess of 40 negative comments on JM's announcement and then *poof* it's gone!

 

[Foxvint]

Lmao Guardian Live have deleted yesterday's promo tweets.

She is asbestos for a brand now

 

[Cookiecookie]

This inspired me to look for that quote she has about working in a pub or a cafe for 2 shifts, “it’s not like I’m exactly using my degree” or whatever lie that was. But while I was looking, I found this - I’m sure fraus have spotted it before but it made me hoot & fizz

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Wonder what she said to them to make them do that?

 

[here we go again]

It's still being advertised on the Guardian Live site. Wonder how long for.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Just came here to report this! Very little engagement with Guardian Live's previous posts but in excess of 40 negative comments on JM's announcement and then *poof* it's gone!

Crikey - her agent and publisher must be shitting themselves. She's toxic isn't she?

 

[Ablemabel]

Not a single positive comment there! Ahhh I love to see it

Just came here to report this! Very little engagement with Guardian Live's previous posts but in excess of 40 negative comments on JM's announcement and then *poof* it's gone!

Embarrassing!

 

[mince]

She was due to appear at Community Housing Cymru’s annual conference this morning doing a keynote speech on housing inequality in wales but was hastily replaced with someone who knows what they’re talking about. Was she pushed or did she jump?

If she wasn’t Jacko I’d say she’d dropped out to take part in a Southend day of mourning for Wilko Johnson (RIP for real) but… she’s Jacko.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

She's going to blame the canal of nefarious ninnies for her downfall, isn't she?

Not the fact that she's a ridiculous self important money grabbing nincompoop.

 

[For the truth]

I bet she leapt at the Google invitation to freeload at their annual jamboree at Soho Farmhouse and be head patted and indulged by a bunch of people who’d likely never heard of her. Then had the cheek to boast about what she had achieved behind the scenes! Needless to say doing the work to present a keynote speech on social inequalities in Wales (I know, I know she’d have ignored the brief and talked about herself for 40 minutes) was always going to be way beyond her. I shake my head at them even asking her In the first place.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Lmao Guardian Live have deleted yesterday's promo tweets.

Not surprised, read them earlier. A 100% binfire. Not one tweet of support.