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[WeCouldBeGrifted]

Spoiler: Yes! This! Once and for all

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED IN DORDRECHT!

And the box! What the hell was in the bloody box?

I would ask weirdo Space squig himself if I could remember his bloody handle.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Has the book flopped before its even come out

 

[jenny2603]

For you, JennyNumNums xxView attachment 1754758

Needless to say Tattle had the last laugh.

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

 

[Lazarus]

Hrs a brilliant writer but he's gone through the wardrobe into narnia. He looks like 1 of those blokes who go to a Masculinity Retreat in the woods for £1500 a night where they play bongos with their willies and call each other brother.

I don’t know who this man is, but my god I know the type you’re describing here

 

[hoopdedoo]

I started following Neil Oliver because his earlier (sane) TV shows are shown all the time on my region's educational/community TV stations. But then he joined GB News and went nuts. It was like watching JM melt down on Twitter except at a slower pace.

 

[Django]

Has the book flopped before its even come out

Dunno, but on looking at Amazon it looks pretty DIRE, are those afterbirth oats above weirdy healthy-looking Jack (who isn't tiny at all)?

 

[Eurgh]

I started following Neil Oliver because his earlier (sane) TV shows are shown all the time on my region's educational/community TV stations. But then he joined GB News and went nuts. It was like watching JM melt down on Twitter except at a slower pace.

Oh Neil with the hair…I miss him stomping about the rugged west coast of Scotland being completely sane and normal.

 

[Ablemabel]

I’m not a teacher so I might be wrong BUT if you did happen to tell a teenager that they wouldn’t amount to anything and they later sent you a copy of their book, you’d be delighted to be proved wrong wouldn’t you?

Exactly this. It's just projection of own crappy standards into others.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Dunno, but on looking at Amazon it looks pretty DIRE, are those afterbirth oats above weirdy healthy-looking Jack (who isn't tiny at all)?
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Im sorry but honestly pet that hair is dire. Your actual hair is much better....

Sometimes..

 

[Lazarus]

Spoiler: Fuds

Mowglis Street Food on Church Street in the city centre. LUSH.

Controversial but I really dislike Mowgli. I never, ever find it hits the spot the way it promises. If I’m being 100% honest I’d say it’s style over substance.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I also worked out why her mum has the second account. She is looking for the little tit who called her spuds Dire...

WARNED squigs!

 

[Mr Krabs]

And why is she always trying to get married to people?

(I still often think about this post from @Veronicaaa in response to this tweet and LOL and LOL most heartily)
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I think two main reasons. Firstly, the money. Without someone else’s income to spunk, she’s going to end up with a sad, Des Kaye-style existence. Stacking her own book on the shelves in Asda and hoping customers recognise her. She knows getting married and getting a meal ticket baby in her is her best bet right now.

Also I think there’s an element of owning the haterz on this one. A whirlwind romance and wedding shows that she’s oh so cool and desirable and she has the bestest of relationships ever. Not like all those boring old couples who wait a couple of years before even considering moving in together. Oh no, this person just couldn’t live another day without being married to Jack. It’s just so womantic.

 

[Lazarus]

Spoiler: Wales

I've been to Porthcawl and stayed in a very unusual B & B, where the owner also ran a massage business, and had a huge albino newt in a tank in the breakfast room.

I went on the little train that goes round the town and it was brilliant! toot toot!!!

I’ve only been to Wales once; Portmeirion. You bet your boots me and Mr Laz dressed like we were extras in The Prisoner

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I thought of this
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or

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I thought of Mick’s merkin or

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Or that “perm” shot from Mrs Gloss and the Goss that I annoyingly locate. How can one person cycle through so much hair?

 

[Clarends]

Controversial but I really dislike Mowgli. I never, ever find it hits the spot the way it promises. If I’m being 100% honest I’d say it’s style over substance.

I thought this was about Jungle Book.

I reached the top and now I'm cancelled
And that's what bothering me.

 

[AnnRKey]

Jesus suffering. I have never seen that one before. Excuse me whilst I try to stop hooting up a lung!!!!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

A whirlwind romance and wedding shows that she’s oh so cool and desirable and she has the bestest of relationships ever. Not like all those boring old couples who wait a couple of years before even considering moving in together. Oh no, this person just couldn’t live another day without being married to Jack. It’s just so womantic.

Like her whirlwind happy ever after with rich famous Ol’ Leggy. Oh, wait…

(Thanks to @Orphan_Black who immortalized this at Titmas)
Edit: in red, Leggy’s as rank as Jack.

 

[Pavlova]

I know that this should be on F&D thread but if any South Wales frau wanted to recommend somewhere nice for me and my Old Harold to eat tomorrow night that would be lovely. We have a car so can travel if needs be. Doesn’t need to be child friendly as we LEFT him at home, with his nan and grandad incase you report me to the CSA.

The Plough and Harrow is lovely! Roaring log fire too Its in Monknash, near Cowbridge.CF71 7QQ
Sorry I'm grunking evening all x ps: so it has a no show today then. Ha.

 

[zetta buttons]

Can we pencil something in for the 11th January please?