'She has launched her own price index'
Launched it where? Into the sun?
Launched it where? Into the sun?
Is she chuntering on for like 4 minutes before she starts warbling?Dear Lord above, what the hell was that?! My dear partner who got to the thread before me has made us watch it twice, the first time I laughed a lot, but was cringing simultaneously, but the second time I watched it forensically and it’s terrifying.
To me, she looks completely insane. Absolutely bonkers. Far more bonkers than the one time I met her. Part of me wishes she had someone to stop her making such a fool of herself but then I suppose many have tried, and she is so narcissistic that she can’t take any advice.
The other downside to seeing this for the first time, is that my dear partner is now mimicking the talk part on her way upstairs, perfomatively thanking me for being alive on her way to the bath and waving with a creepy smile. FML.
I reckon the top was LJC's, she is a much taller lady.This pic makes me want to gauge my eyes out with teaspoons (sorry for the #jackerism) for many reasons.
1. She looks filthy. I know she hasn't been using shower gel for a few years and has her hot water turned off (whatEVERRRRRR!) but she's a grubby little mare!
2. That skirt is disgusting. Don't want to body-shame anyone because I'm a long way short of perfect, but what is that weird bulge bottom left, below her stomach? Curved stomach, normal. Other bulge, I'm confused. (Please don't hate me ninnies)
3. That top. I know it's been discussed before but it just doesn't fit correctly. (She doesn't suit grey, either, with her grey-tinged skin!)
4. That snarly look on her mug - she obviously thinks she's being sexy ~shudder~ but, no. Just no. It's an "I'm better than you" look and (if it was aimed at her ex) "see what you're missing, baby?" (can't believe I just wrote that, I feel sick now!)
5. Why can't she shut that bleeping drawer properly?
Also...doesn't like showing her legs in public.
I literally just typed about the same thing!
I’m gonna hide this behind a spoiler to be on the safe side but I’m not about to give graphic details or anything.Exactly this, I have an acquaintance who is retired fire service & they've said they are called out to road accidents , suspected chemical spills, flooding etc just as much if not more than fires. Call outs like these are likely from other agencies, eg police on scene of accident - gonna need fire service etc not some random member of public howling down the phone in mortal danger. Also many many fires reported are small kitchen fires, barbecues, garages & sheds etc not roaring blazes ripping through hmo's with no fire exits ffs.
(I nearly called 999 a few weeks ago as i was house sitting & lit the woodburner, shortly afterwards room filled with black smoke & highly effective smoke alarms & alexa started going off. I couldnt find cause & was starting to stress - had only been there a few hours! Just before i dialled i realised that the bone dry wood had been stacked right against the stove & was just starting to go up. I pulled the lit one out onto hearth & that was that. Imagine that call! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!! OH HANG ON, NO ITS NOT. Sorry about that. As you were. So terribly sorry.)
It's got to be a pric pwdin for me
Are they.... Spicy?No likes in the post, but the comments!
My Old Harold, (he has left) was a firefighter in the 80's & 90's when fire safety wasn't such a thing as now. He saw one fatality at a fire and it traumatised him and to this day I think he still suffers from ptsd from that and a horrible RTA he attended. Black humour was the way the watch had of dealing with horrific circumstances, but Jack's take on this is gruesome and sensational. She is insufferable and the absolute pits!EXACTLY. I also feel quite confident in saying that if she had experienced such a thing, she wouldn't be tlaking about it in such a flippant way.
Cancelling my booking at Cardiff Travelodge tomorrow (just in case)
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She laughed about accidentally breaking SBs arm when she pushed his swing too hard. She loves boasting about assaulting others. She's 'decked' her brother, thrown a book at an art director and kicked someone in the shins. Or maybe she's lying.Yeah, because assault is so obviously hilarious. Thanks for that, Jack.
My Old Harold, (he has left) was a firefighter in the 80's & 90's when fire safety wasn't such a thing as now. He saw one fatality at a fire and it traumatised him and to this day I think he still suffers from ptsd from that and a horrible RTA he attended. Black humour was the way the watch had of dealing with horrific circumstances, but Jack's take on this is gruesome and sensational. She is insufferable and the absolute pits!
#thread titleAt least shes open and honest about the after effects of her food;
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Is that double denim like Jimmy CorkhillIf we are having Jack Monroe Singing vids, this is my video version of @Marmalade Atkins fave Easter pic of tinyheaded Jack that’s just a gift that keeps on giving.
I’ve never even managed to listen properly all the way through. I just LOVE and cannot get enough of the trilled “Hiya!” followed by the big sniff, nose wipe and calling herself a COKE book author- all in the first eight seconds. I listen to that part multiple times then I just forward to the warbling.
That person was VERY mean to die despite Jack's best efforts. Likely they did it to troll her. Can you imagine having the AUDACITY to die while you have THE Jack Monroe on the phone, trying to save your life?Note how it is about Jack's pain at the memory of someone dying and not the person who is dying and their pain.
From £7.92 no refunds for thread title nomination.Sorry, haven't gone back a few pages since I last had a peek on here earlier, but her Guardian online thing? NO REFUNDS.
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See now - this is something that truly makes me livid. *I* am military round the edges, with bells on. Forces brat, grand brat and great grand brat. I see no -ing evidence of being honorable, truthful, decent, shying from public recognition, having a cast iron work ethic that never lets on, always thinking of others first. I have no words to describe how much this particular cosplay offends me.Military/Military round the edges is just another one of those things she’s desperate to be/be seen as and isn’t. See also butch. I will lay odds that neither “Lynn of the pins” or Leggy bleeping said that COINCIDENTALLY EXACT SAME THING to her.
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Guardian article in June 2019.
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She’s SO full of utter bleeping nonsense that it’s almost laughable.
"Why are so many people asking questions about my cousin in Southend? I'm here to talk about journalism FFS!"Right after the Guardian live promoted Jack’s talk, they posted a talk featuring person.
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Any relation?
Jack: Fire service. Celebrity campaigner Jack Monroe speaking.That person was VERY mean to die despite Jack's best efforts. Likely they did it to troll her. Can you imagine having the AUDACITY to die while you have THE Jack Monroe on the phone, trying to save your life?
It occurred to me, by the way, dearest Fraus, that if deaths in fires are so relatively rare in the UK then it'd probably have been in the press, right? Do we know when St Jack was in the fire service? Because they say the internet never forgets, and it seems like the tragic incident could be confirmed by a bit of a Google if it was in doubt?
But I trust her when she says she cannot lie.
And she threw her pencil case at Kelvin McKenzie 'for The 96'.She laughed about accidentally breaking SBs arm when she pushed his swing too hard. She loves boasting about assaulting others. She's 'decked' her brother, thrown a book at an art director and kicked someone in the shins. Or maybe she's lying.
She laughed about accidentally breaking SBs arm when she pushed his swing too hard. She loves boasting about assaulting others. She's 'decked' her brother, thrown a book at an art director and kicked someone in the shins. Or maybe she's lying.