I believe the correct term is saggy foof flapageIs it not some kind of rearrangement of the unruly labia?
I believe the correct term is saggy foof flapageIs it not some kind of rearrangement of the unruly labia?
spoilering as sensitivei wonder if Jack's brother confronted her over her blatant lies about their childhood?
I'm an only child so can't really say for sure, but surely it would piss you off to see your sibling talking absolute bollocks about their upbringing?
Nope, still see a portal to hellEverytime I see this I and laugh like a rabid Mutley.
But tonight I've finally managed to actually see this rabbit as it is meant. All this time I thought the red was eyes and the white some sort of tooth mouth opening/portal to Hell...
But the white is inner ear fluff and the red...flowers? Ladybirds? Blood?
I've ruined all my future enjoyment of this now.
One of my siblings works in a field in which it seems an exaggerated backstory helps establish their "credibility." Harmless enough in a "who cares?" sort of way, except when they once made the mistake of coming out with a monumentally overblown element of that fabrication at a family function. Went down like a lead balloon.As the sister of a total bleeping bullshitter (not Jack, BTW!), I can confirm: yes, yes it REALLY does. I have to just tune it out otherwise I'd just be in a constant rage.
Oh God no.If we are having Jack Monroe Singing vids, this is my video version of @Marmalade Atkins fave Easter pic of tinyheaded Jack thatās just a gift that keeps on giving.
Iāve never even managed to listen properly all the way through. I just LOVE and cannot get enough of the trilled āHiya!ā followed by the big sniff, nose wipe and calling herself a COKE book author- all in the first eight seconds. I listen to that part multiple times then I just forward to the warbling.
Oh god, is anyone manning the Severn Tunnel?!?Iām safe here in the mountains of the North, I think, or do you think should nip out to sure up Offaās Dyke? (not a euphemism)
We've never seen receipts of the brother incident, sadly.spoilering as sensitive
I swear back in the early days of these threads (Iāve been grunkaing along since 2020) there was talk of Jackās brother once calling her out - maybe on twitter or Facebook? - when she talked about CSA, maybe implying committed by one of the foster children her parents looked after? This is all lost to sands of time but wonder if any veteran Fraus remember this?
on another note, Iāve sometimes seen people mention Jack having another blog in the early 2010s when she was getting (in)famous where she pretended to be someone living in a tower block? Does anyone have any more info on that?
The only thing I can hear when watching this video is thisShe claimed in that AWFUL happy baby podcast where she called her child āitā multiple times- said having a child was just like having a dog that the reason sheās ānot very maternalā is because she came from a military family. Stupid dead eyed narc fucker.
Bonus points for āNO! NO! I grew up with a revolving door of troubled children/spent a lot of my childhood parenting difficult childrenā re: not wanting kids of her own. SHE IS VILE. And her adenoidal whine is just is appalling to listen to.
ETA this is a GREAT resource for anyone tempted to start feeling sorry for her at any point
What in all that is possessed and unholy happens at 1.55? It is ALARMING.If we are having Jack Monroe Singing vids, this is my video version of @Marmalade Atkins fave Easter pic of tinyheaded Jack thatās just a gift that keeps on giving.
Iāve never even managed to listen properly all the way through. I just LOVE and cannot get enough of the trilled āHiya!ā followed by the big sniff, nose wipe and calling herself a COKE book author- all in the first eight seconds. I listen to that part multiple times then I just forward to the warbling.
Proper militaryYour
Holiness, I will, just for you.
However I'm gonna need provisions so will pack my 40l Bergen (military round the edges) rucksack, pop on my cargo slacks, fill the pockets with cheap toffees then yomp to see the boss man at the corner shop for his best 2 for Ā£10 sauvignon blanc.
Bouuuuuulevarrrrrrd x
The mask really slips at around 4:20To this day I've not managed to break the 30 second barrier on this video
I am sorry, she is shameless and so ungrateful for what she has. I found it too, itās 1700 sq feet so not small at all.I think I've finally triangulated the crappy bungalow (no intention of sharing it btw just to make that perfectly clear!)
bleeping hell she's a lying bleep - crappy bungalow my arse! It may not be as big and expensive as some of the houses there but duck me, that place is MASSIVE compared to my 1-bed flat. I'm 41 and have very little chance of owning my own home, at least not for the next 20+ years when my parents aren't around anymore. That's because I'm actually disabled with multiple actual illnesses and have mental illness that's bad enough to mean I've never been able to work. I live on what the DWP decides to give me because it's the only choice I have to survive... so I live in a small rented 1-bed and I'm eternally grateful for it as I know so many people are in far worse situations in so many ways.
She is such an entitled, manipulative, shameless bleep to talk about that bungalow-not-bungalow in the way she does. I know she doesn't own it, she RENTS it... but the fact she shows such disdain for it and is so unappreciative of the relative bleeping LUXURY she lives in... ugh such a bleep!
Thanks for the forensic info! So is the brother stuff like hearsay - as in someone saying they saw it on twitter or wherever but it all got deleted? Just trying to work out where it came from/make sure Iāve not made up hearing about it lolWe've never seen receipts of the brother incident, sadly.
The tower block thing was a very short series of guest posts by someone called Sarah that ran in Jack's blog in 2012. It ran for about a week, and was painfully dull, unless you are very interested in housing in Southend. I don't think it was Jack writing it, because those posts contain possessive apostrophes.
Wonāt somebody please think of the radiatorsShe laughed about accidentally breaking SBs arm when she pushed his swing too hard. She loves boasting about assaulting others. She's 'decked' her brother, thrown a book at an art director and kicked someone in the shins. Or maybe she's lying.
Oh god, is anyone manning the Severn Tunnel?!?
Oh duck off jack. There's nothing wrong with her self confidence. She genuinely thinks she is as brilliant at singing...again...as she is at everything else.Why have you done this to me?
The faux quivering voice when she talks about the pov
Yeah, it's been mentioned a few times, but no receipts. If only Tattle had been around a few years ago...Thanks for the forensic info! So is the brother stuff like hearsay - as in someone saying they saw it on twitter or wherever but it all got deleted? Just trying to work out where it came from/make sure Iāve not made up hearing about it lol