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Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!
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I think it may have been the fact she hasnt changed in like 4 days. I dont believe for a second she had spare undercrackers. And then decided to wear the same ensemble to an awards cermomy and then probably after his protests, ' of wouldnt you rather wear something else pet' she proclaimed like a manic pixie the bedsheet. I think he nopped all the way home.
They would never. I hope! Stanley def wouldn't.
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Who now works with sir Matt of the forearms
if only we had access to the chefs WhatsApp. surely one ninny works there
If I’m remembering correctly, Big Dave was only in the army for seven years, and had left by the time Jack was born. (My Dad was in the army until I was about twelve, and I‘ve managed to never call my child ‘it’).
And if it's such terrible pay for basically an 80% chance of death, why be fool enough to do it? Same with the claim that fostering cost him £100,000 out of pocket- why do it? Can you imagine being a foster child seeing all this pony and thinking "poor old Dave has only got a 1 in 5 chance of living long enough to retire, and here am I costing him tens of thousands of pounds and doubling his Council tax when he barely earns enough to survive on and selflessly dedicates his life to me and the other feral children he cares for"?
I can see where the nonsense of 120 hours working weeks for so little remuneration that shower gel, hot water and butter are unaffordable luxuries comes from. Its genetic. If you enjoy feeling like a noble martyr because you altruistically work yourself to death for sixpence , stop whining - or alternatively get a different occupation.
I think she hated those poor kids and the attention they took away from her.
I know. I love her. I've seen her comment and like JMs stuff a few times and it made me sad.
I couldn’t watch all that. She’s so HORRIBLE.
If we are having Jack Monroe Singing vids, this is my video version of @Marmalade Atkins fave Easter pic of tinyheaded Jack that’s just a gift that keeps on giving.
I’ve never even managed to listen properly all the way through. I just LOVE and cannot get enough of the trilled “Hiya!” followed by the big sniff, nose wipe and calling herself a COKE book author- all in the first eight seconds. I listen to that part multiple times then I just forward to the warbling.
I’ve never even managed to listen properly all the way through. I just LOVE and cannot get enough of the trilled “Hiya!” followed by the big sniff, nose wipe and calling herself a COKE book author- all in the first eight seconds. I listen to that part multiple times then I just forward to the warbling.
My dear Moldy, I read that whilst drinking some fizzy water and I snorted it up my nose, note to ninnies: do not do this. IT HURTS.
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I really don't understand the whispering right at the end as if she's just sung a lullaby or something rather than that...Why have you done this to me?
The faux quivering voice when she talks about the pov
Quoting self like a head narcissist etc but I truly believe that’s LJC’s bra top she’s wearing. If so, it gives that pic an even darker vibe
God that's cringe. Isn't that the sort of thing you do when you're 8?
Tried it. Failed.
As the sister of a total bleeping bullshitter
(not Jack, BTW!), I can confirm: yes, yes it REALLY does. I have to just tune it out otherwise I'd just be in a constant rage.- Status