Which is worse:
Mariah Carey Jack
Downstairs neighbour Jack
or
Direct report Jack?
Mariah Carey Jack
Downstairs neighbour Jack
or
Direct report Jack?
Real poors peel their carrots at the self serve checkout. I don’t go anywheres wivout me trusty peeler, guvNot only is it a lie, but this "strategy" doesn't make any sense. Buying several skinny carrots by weight means you're also paying for every carrot's greenery, and you'll also get less carrot after they're peeled. Buy one big carrot instead and (gasp, what a concept) save some money while getting more carrot.
Is she following through with a christmas poo this year? Asking for a friend?It will be interesting to see where she goes from here.
She's finished on the haunted bird hellscape. (Never really understood why she spent so much time on it when she always speaks in such derogatory terms about it)
She's burnt all bridges with the celeb cooking community
Even the Graun have fucked her off.
She might have to pull out a Christmas song duetting with RSM.
She really is very bad at basic maths, isn't she? That's the sort of thing that a 7 year old should be able to figure out!Not only is it a lie, but this "strategy" doesn't make any sense. Buying several skinny carrots by weight means you're also paying for every carrot's greenery, and you'll also get less carrot after they're peeled. Buy one big carrot instead and (gasp, what a concept) save some money while getting more carrot.
The only art director I can find credited in Jack's books is Andrew Barron/thextension in COAB. This work isn't mentioned on his website or archive despite other cookbooks he's worked on being highlighted.I believe it was the art director. Which actually might explain a lot
Thank you dear heart, I've been thinking about how Jack managed to pull this all off and it's not without help. That brings me to a couple of things I noticed in this collage from 2014 on her old website agirlcalledjack.com (source https://archive.ph/6fBb4)@That Forensic Man - re timings, I believe as @colouredlines said, the timeline goes something like this:
xmas 2011 - pov in small flat, no jam, much cry
xmas 2012 - Sunday people article and bbc video thing, much jam
xmas 2013 - jam today, jam tomorrow, celebration of the miracle that is Jack, much grift
BiB:Jack also clarified that the Tiffany earrings, which magically disappear when she uses portrait mode on her phone, were a present from Old Harold. She USED to have a pair of Etsy dupes, which she simultaneously was never photoed wearing; and at the same time was scorned for. Maybe by Michael Portillo, or Edwina? - details are hazy.
If Jack started tweeting about having several bottles of tequila stocked up for new year's, the Squigs wouldn't question it and would ask if they could join her. They have memories of goldfish and that's what she's always depended on. People with memories (us) finding somewhere to discuss it (here) has absolutely blown her mind. What I mean to say is the only people who check on anything she says or keep an eye on the sobriety count, are us! Of course though, anyone noticing a discrepancy in detail is 'obsessed'.Can't grunk cos I'm BUSY but occurred to me that maybe she's deactivated Twitter to stop folk checking in on her daily sobriety. Cos she ain't any more.
Afaik it’s not shady as in illegal but it gives me the heeby jeebies from my readings on Reddit it’s synonymous w that spiteful frugal net wealth calculating in ur early 20s / FIRE / weird online community of men that draw up financial agreements with girlfriends who stay twice a week and act like you’re a dumb dumb for not wanting an engagement ring made out of can pulls and cat litter. Hence getting bad vibes from it? But big ups any individual who isn’t like that who makes money from it, more power to u100% certain she isn't moving to a one bedroom flat. What I'm sure she'll do is limit any photos to give the impression of it being a small and oh so cosy little place (with freshly painted walls, naturally). But she'll slip up. She won't be able to resist a humblebrag about something or other that will clearly show she's got plenty of rooms.
Can someone explain tax free matched betting to me? It sounds a little shady. Apologies if it's all above board.
I think it was via a search for the company she used to work for when she had hands. (Delete if not allowed, mods)My skills are not up to scratch. I have no idea how you’re finding the Caroline who isn’t Caroline who does and doesn’t have hands. Humph.
I can't either, dear heart! Sob sob.My skills are not up to scratch. I have no idea how you’re finding the Caroline who isn’t Caroline who does and doesn’t have hands. Humph.
As a flat dwelling frau it's got to be Downstairs neighbour Jack because you get all the Jacks .Which is worse:
Mariah Carey Jack
Downstairs neighbour Jack
or
Direct report Jack?
I think it was via a search for the company she used to work for when she had hands. (Delete if not allowed, mods)
Max Clifford was sentenced in 2014, so she was probably just reading a news article TBH.The only art director I can find credited in Jack's books is Andrew Barron/thextension in COAB. This work isn't mentioned on his website or archive despite other cookbooks he's worked on being highlighted.
Makes you think
Thank you dear heart, I've been thinking about how Jack managed to pull this all off and it's not without help. That brings me to a couple of things I noticed in this collage from 2014 on her old website agirlcalledjack.com (source https://archive.ph/6fBb4)
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First she cropped out Billy Bragg, bit weird
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Secondly she's got a tab open for 'Max Clifford' something
Makes you think
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You joke, but I remember her saying how, when doing the 'on the breadline week' for charity, she peeled paper layers from onions before paying for them to save a penny or so (I doubt it saved anything)Real poors peel their carrots at the self serve checkout. I don’t go anywheres wivout me trusty peeler, guv
Fully above board my dearest - I've done it for a few years now.100% certain she isn't moving to a one bedroom flat. What I'm sure she'll do is limit any photos to give the impression of it being a small and oh so cosy little place (with freshly painted walls, naturally). But she'll slip up. She won't be able to resist a humblebrag about something or other that will clearly show she's got plenty of rooms.
Can someone explain tax free matched betting to me? It sounds a little shady. Apologies if it's all above board.
Yeah. I've said before and I know other have too. She just wanted to be famous. So anything would have done - reality TV, Instagram Influencer and all the things that lead from that <whispers> including Strictly . Which she's hinted at many times .Max Clifford was sentenced in 2014, so she was probably just reading a news article TBH.
I don't think there is some grand conspiracy behind Jack's rise to (sort of) fame. She clearly wanted to be famous, but it largely seems to have been a case of right place, right time.