Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!
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I agree - a tale of woe involving mental health and a campaign of bullying.
Not the realisation she was completely out of her depth.
Wonder how much time she gave them to reorganise things?
I have tried to follow malice thread, but 
It just doesn’t flow
It just doesn’t flow
How does a 29 year old woman manage to look like Albert Steptoe?View attachment 1753679
She is 29 in this photo...
So she's a no show for the conference, I wonder who dropped who?
Last night would be my bet, Jelly B!
FoI?
Edited as I can see she’s no longer on the agenda. Could a FoI request help people to understand why she was no longer on the panel?
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I have tried to follow malice thread, but
There was too much Twitter crossover for my liking… made me twitchy
I sought refuge here from the vicious* trolling** on the Mario thread and you softly, gently took me in here. Magnanimous in your forgiveness of my messy beginning when I appropriated someone else’s identity (accidentally) and gained clout from the error.
I have cPTSD (diagnosed by a dear dear friend I once met while working behind the bar of a local pub I frequent with a sponsee as part of my social media addiction recovery) from teaching 8 year olds how to play the recorder and this is how you treat me? With DEMANDS that I listen to this ear splitting cacophony?
There are people on this haunted hell site who LITERALLY WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING. I’m going to have to deactivate my whole account***
[flounces off]
* hilarious
**observations
***until lunchtime as I have an appointment
I have cPTSD (diagnosed by a dear dear friend I once met while working behind the bar of a local pub I frequent with a sponsee as part of my social media addiction recovery) from teaching 8 year olds how to play the recorder and this is how you treat me? With DEMANDS that I listen to this ear splitting cacophony?
There are people on this haunted hell site who LITERALLY WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING. I’m going to have to deactivate my whole account***
[flounces off]
* hilarious
**observations
***until lunchtime as I have an appointment
Firstly, if you really are a "music teacher", you would do well to remember that the voice is not Jack's first instrument and perhaps keep your crappy opinions to yourself, pal?
Secondly, you might enjoy this etude:
Jack Monroe #344 344%
I just remembered a Stephen Fry story about some famous artist who used to draw portraits on napkins when he was short on money to buy a round, then sell the napkin for 💰. Jack would try this hack, but would it work? I can imagine her trying to flog something that looked like Dobby's hanky...tattle.life
Finally, could you find a melody within the entire history of musical endeavour that would accommodate these lyrics? I'll wait.
Girl On The Radio. Lyrics and Music by Jack Monroe.
Somewhere before the news, That another celebrity has passed away; Somewhere before the sports reports, Was the news item of the day. Somewhere between the sixties pop, And the punk and metal reviv...web.archive.org
WAY too late, but what a thread title/summary of her entire “career”!Of course she's swerved itit'll be painted as fear of trolls rather than her laziness, unreliability and utter irrelevance in this area. Maybe she was rightly nervous about a Q&A section.
Facts. BothAw the two industry plants hanging out together
YMA O HYYYYYYYYD!!!!!! WE DID IT!
Have the Guardian live-streamed authors talking about their books before? £8, nearly the price of pre-ordering the book, to hear her talk about what? Tumbler drier fluff?
eta - when you go to book, the ticket is listed as 'pay what you can', however, on the payments page I do not see an option to adjust the amount.
eta - when you go to book, the ticket is listed as 'pay what you can', however, on the payments page I do not see an option to adjust the amount.
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Glad for the people of Wales that she's not on the panel. Sad for fraus like me hoping for a chaos.
So, what’s everyone asking Father Christmas for this year?
www.celebrity-cutouts.co.uk
They've got an actual smol size one, too! Perfect!
Jack Monroe (Black Dress) Cardboard Cutout -
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They've got an actual smol size one, too! Perfect!
- Mini Cutouts are approximately 60cm tall by up to 21cm wide (1ft 9' x 0.68ft)*
Throwback Jack memory
When she told Lorraine on the short-lived super savers promo interview that she walked into a jewellers that had a “for hire” sign in the window. They denied they were looking for workers Because she was such an unwashed, unkempt urchin.
This happened in 1881
When she told Lorraine on the short-lived super savers promo interview that she walked into a jewellers that had a “for hire” sign in the window. They denied they were looking for workers Because she was such an unwashed, unkempt urchin.
This happened in 1881
I do think it's absolutely outrageous that they're attempting to monetise this.
Plainly I'm the only Frau who is disappointed by her no-show. Would have loved to have heard her version of the anthem, accompanied by the Cymru Celebrity Heddlu.
She’s still showing as on there at 11am for me?
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