Jesus my head is spinning with it all!
Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!
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All of the other events by the Association are available online so fingers crossed this one will be too
Go search for the piano video, you will die on the spot of cringeMusic teacher mecan’t even watch it. Or the bathroom one.
SHANT
Fridge on/Fridge off. Fridge. Fridge. Fridge. Light bulbs. Lightbulbs. LIGHTBULBS. NO LIGHTBULBS. The word BULB makes me feel funny in my tummy now
. Cheers Jack.
The current trip down Jack Memory Lane as prompted a Jack Memory which made me LOL - do you Frauen remember when she claimed to have chopped down a for sale sign outside her house with an AXE, Jack Nicholson style? And tried to prove it by posting a pic of her holding a saw?
Chopping down signs with an axe is not the only thing for which she uses the multipurpose saw. LITERAL #JackHack
(Screenies from #dearhearttenderone @Marmalade Atkins)
Hopefully someone from CHC will keep live tweeting and we'll see if Jack is there.
She’s been BINNED
Firstly, if you really are a "music teacher", you would do well to remember that the voice is not Jack's first instrument and perhaps keep your crappy opinions to yourself, pal?Music teacher me
Secondly, you might enjoy this etude:
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I just remembered a Stephen Fry story about some famous artist who used to draw portraits on napkins when he was short on money to buy a round, then sell the napkin for 💰. Jack would try this hack, but would it work? I can imagine her trying to flog something that looked like Dobby's hanky...
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Finally, could you find a melody within the entire history of musical endeavour that would accommodate these lyrics? I'll wait.
Girl On The Radio. Lyrics and Music by Jack Monroe.
Somewhere before the news, That another celebrity has passed away; Somewhere before the sports reports, Was the news item of the day. Somewhere between the sixties pop, And the punk and metal reviv...
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GOOD. She didn't deserve that gig. Taking space from someone who actually knows and cares about the issues in Wales.
Thanks for the reality check CL, there are definitely brilliant conpeople and evil geniuses out there but yeah Jack is more narcissistic thicko. Probably more of an opportunist than strategist but still think a publicist was involved beyond agent/publisher etc. maybe the guardian funded.
I suppose at a certain point with enough £££££ rolling in even someone that tit with money should be able to make do but apparently not Jack!
I have that pic 'to hand', see you in tenSee I just don’t understand why telling people to use veggie oil on salads rather than olive oil is being held up as a maverick bit of brain blowing innovation. We always had veg oil (& lemon juice) on salads and veg when I was growing up as olive oil is expensive. Loads of people make these substitutions naturally. It’s not new. It’s only for Jacks middle class audience that it’s astounding.
The current trip down Jack Memory Lane as prompted a Jack Memory which made me LOL - do you Frauen remember when she claimed to have chopped down a for sale sign outside her house with an AXE, Jack Nicholson style? And tried to prove it by posting a pic of her holding a saw?
I’m very pleased. She should never have been their keynote speaker / on the panel in the first place.
Of course she has. And rightly so.
Although I suspect she pulled out rather than them canning her.
Well now we know. Thanks to those who sponsored me. I’ll be diverting the funds elsewhere and will not be taking further questions.
Fridge on/Fridge off. Fridge. Fridge. Fridge. Light bulbs. Lightbulbs. LIGHTBULBS. NO LIGHTBULBS. The word BULB makes me feel funny in my tummy now
Fridge on, fridge off. It’s how Jack learned Karate. POW!
Meanwhile over on Instagram...
There's an awful lot of posts that have vanished, including our favourite hair-braid-hammock shot but you'll be relieved to know the shrunken-head-nan's-curtains-boilersuit classic is still up.
There's an awful lot of posts that have vanished, including our favourite hair-braid-hammock shot but you'll be relieved to know the shrunken-head-nan's-curtains-boilersuit classic is still up.
She's totally unemployable now.
She is 29 in this photo...
So she's a no show for the conference, I wonder who dropped who?
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