Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

[HotesTilaire]

That's Jack chatting tit again. Benefits regulations very clear, as her child was very young she wouldn't be expected to seek employment.

Jack knows this, but thinks her gullible audience who have no experience of the benefits system, and will believe any old bollocks she trots out. Which a lot of them do.

Jacks housing benefits were delayed when she left a bar job after a month. The thing is, they don’t pay instantly. It takes 4-5 weeks.
Now I’m not suggesting that Jackie wasn’t on top of the rent owing, but she does always seem to be bouncing rent payments even at the crappy bungahouse In 2021.
Anyway I guess if you owed a months rent then quit your job, then had to reapply and wait 4-5 weeks for housing benefits, you could be 3 rent days overdue. Landlord might get a bit annoyed at that point.

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

She looks like a toad. I appreciate folk have different tastes and all that, but are people really pleasuring themselves to pictures of toads? Actually, please don't answer that!

Sean Locke (rip ) would have called that a “challenging wank”.

 

[Snotbuster]

Mask truly slipped here ehView attachment 1752487

And lemme tell you something else...

 

[EllaEm87]

This is a pfp if ever I saw one

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Different on her back then! I’m only really noticing now how much her face is changing, in really strange ways? Same age as her etc etc and if I look back 10-15 years my features really haven’t changed that much at all… how does one’s nose grow so much in such a short space of time? I mean, we know how the did, but the nose?

 

[That Forensic Man]

Freaks me out that you can be in another country in just a few hours. I could drive for three days and still be in Australia.

So can we if you get stuck on a roundabout like Jack, TOOT TOOT

 

[HotesTilaire]

Here’s a bit of useful Welsh ahead of tomorrow
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Have we nominated pric pwdin for thread title? If not, heres me nominating it
the lads on the Alice & Ioan threads will love it!

 

[Mendacious Trumpet]

THIS!!!! Even though we’ve read similar from her, the first couple of lines of her reply are ABSOLUTELY bleeping STAGGERING
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Also quoted from her article “I don’t really talk about the Christmas Day”. Except you do, Jack. Incessantly. Mostly for paid articles monetizing your fake pov.

Thank you! I knew I hadn't imagined it!
I thought she had said something similar in one of her archive blog posts, but now of course I can't find the stupid entry. Something along the lines of she didn't have a child just to let someone else look after him. Which surprised me at the time because it was a very different take on the departure from the fire service saga.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Jacks housing benefits were delayed when she left a bar job after a month. The thing is, they don’t pay instantly. It takes 4-5 weeks.
Now I’m not suggesting that Jackie wasn’t on top of the rent owing, but she does always seem to be bouncing rent payments even at the crappy bungahouse In 2021.
Anyway I guess if you owed a months rent then quit your job, then had to reapply and wait 4-5 weeks for housing benefits, you could be 3 rent days overdue. Landlord might get a bit annoyed at that point.

Jack would still have been in receipt of housing benefits. It would just mean her claim would have been recalculated because of her change in circumstances (which can take some time tbh) when she started work, then recalculated again when she stopped, but it would have been a continuous claim.

Housing benefit is paid in arrears and Jack would have been living somewhere that exceeded the local payable housing allowance, so that could account for her debt. But Jack has told so many provable lies about her circumstances, who knows.

 

[HotesTilaire]

 

[Queenvictoria]

So, what’s everyone asking Father Christmas for this year?

Jack Monroe (Black Dress) Cardboard Cutout -

Jack Monroe (Black Dress) Cardboard Cutout - We offer high-quality Celebrity Standees, Miniatures and Masks for any occasion or event.

www.celebrity-cutouts.co.uk

 

[That Forensic Man]

This guardian live thing is embarrassing

Own price index? *click*

You're not doing anything, either

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

No idea about the other blog. I've seen reference to Twitter comments by the brother but if they existed, they've gone now. What I do have a receipt for is Jack giggling about how her brother worries about his mates "jacking off" to her picture in the paper.



From 21:58 minutes in.

Gobby goblin snark face.

 

[Bugger13]

So, what’s everyone asking Father Christmas for this year?

Jack Monroe (Black Dress) Cardboard Cutout -

Jack Monroe (Black Dress) Cardboard Cutout - We offer high-quality Celebrity Standees, Miniatures and Masks for any occasion or event.

www.celebrity-cutouts.co.uk

The mini one is way cheaper and given Jack’s miniature size is probably life size. Must admit I’m tempted, imagine the fun you could have with that thing. Cutout Jack under a train, in a skip, in the bin

 

[HotesTilaire]

The mini one is way cheaper and given Jack’s miniature size is probably life size. Must admit I’m tempted, imagine the fun you could have with that thing. Cutout Jack under a train, in a skip, in the bin

Its worth it for the American tan tights and tresseme shoes

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

You just know if anyone actually so much as looked at her in public, she'd fully crap herself. I believe behind closed doors she'd be a proper nasty piece of work though.

What is that saying, 'House devil, street angel' I think? That's her, my narc was like that too. All about image and reputation, anything to control the narrative. Someone who seems utterly charming at first but they can't sustain it. The narc wants out and off behaviors leak through the mask. Eventually you find out there is something evil inside and I'm not exaggerating. I think my narc has the possible dark triad elements but perhaps also psychopathy. The paralells with Jack are very strong. She thinks she is wonderful and charming. Some people are bowled over by it and think she is wonderful. Former narc victims and the more discerning people can usually see things don't add up.

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I'm sorry squig but where else would the tit be from ffs

 

[drusy]

He also 1. Wears hats like hers and they used to have fun counting them
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2. Has mugs and crockery like hers which means they’re “as good as married”
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3. Has to stay with her til next spring cos she put him in her new book acknowledgements, which he “took quite well”
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Spoiler: blurstoftimes glorious Harold post

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4. Dumped her stupid ass 3 weeks after she posted 3. above in “a bolt from the blue after a lovely weekend away”. No idea what went wrong. Such a curve ball!
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Oh PS he also has parents that she made

Spoiler: THIS FOR

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(thanks to @Marmalade Atkins @Boyo @blurstoftimes and @Sideboard Bob for the screenies)

Ah yes, I'd forgotten the smol demon cake.
Who wouldn't want a cake with a hellish creature, doing unspeakable things with carrots on it?

 

[Snotbuster]

She looks like a toad. I appreciate folk have different tastes and all that, but are people really pleasuring themselves to pictures of toads? Actually, please don't answer that!

Some people lick 'em.

We have public service announcements about that in the US.

 

[hoopdedoo]

You're off the hook, tender one, sadly it's sold out!

Not that people working in the social services sector shouldn't have professional development opportunities, but £435 per delegate is a significant budget allocation for the member agencies. I don't even want to think what Saint Jack is being paid for her speech and how much of the conference fee is going into her grifty pockets

 

[jenny2603]

Not that people working in the social services sector shouldn't have professional development opportunities, but £435 per delegate is a significant budget allocation for the member agencies. I don't even want to think what Saint Jack is being paid for her speech and how much of the conference fee is going into her grifty pockets

Just think the whole time Jack is on she'll be scanning the audience trying to suss out which ones have been on Twitter recently, read Tattle or any any of the blogs/articles or listened to the podcast.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

This is a pfp if ever I saw one

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The top one is definitely a predatory mustelid that craves flesh money.