Windsock-Vaglips sounds like someone she'd target as relationship material. Old money, deep pockets, older, posh.Is it not some kind of rearrangement of the unruly labia?
Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!
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Maybe that's where the story of punching her brother comes from? It sounds a bit like it's evolved in the retelling, either by her or her, ahem, detractors
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Oh she does say about the brother and his IDS love in that: "we nearly had a dust-up on Boxing Day" "I'd had a sherry and I was like let me at ya" with fisty gestures. (Not those kind)No idea about the other blog. I've seen reference to Twitter comments by the brother but if they existed, they've gone now. What I do have a receipt for is Jack giggling about how her brother worries about his mates "jacking off" to her picture in the paper.
From 21:58 minutes in.
Maybe that's where the story of punching her brother comes from? It sounds a bit like it's evolved in the retelling, either by her or her, ahem, detractors
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In imaginary Jackland, maybe.
I mean, what shopkeeper at the end of a long day *doesn't* close up and then open the door again to help a smol pixie who can't afford to paint her flat for the first time ever
?I agree with the previous suggestion that this is just a made-up cover story to explain the lavish wallcoverings that will appear in the pix of the new flat. If that story doesn't wash, then we will get something along the lines of "he gave me leftover paint that was going to go in the skip DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING"
Oh God, that poor man. My long study of the Monroebeast leads me to conclude that her main flirting method involves intense staring and horrifying sex bantz should the staring draw a favourable response.
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What's going on with her left eye?
I know the left photo is meant to be facetuned Best Life Jack, but I find this version of her quite unappealing. The eyes are a little too intense. I want to describe them as 'cavernous' but that's usually a description for mouths. Her eyes look as though they contain their own eyes and those second eyes are peering out from beneath her top eyes. You could say that 'the eyes have eyes'. The lip-nose junction is just confusing.
What's your estimated £££ value on 20k songs dear heart?Ehh I got mine for like £50 in 2008 or something and by 2012 nobody wanted them. It was only once Apple stopped making them in 2014 that they were worth selling but she'd moved herself in with an actual millionaire by then. What gets me is that she'd paid for 20k songswhat a bleeping boomer.
Seeing as we're dredging up old posts and mentioning agirlcalledjack.com etc. could I soflty, gently urge fraus to archive any useful or informative pages using both of the following:
Wayback Machine
If a website doesn't play ball (e.g. facebook, linkedin, instagram etc.) then this one is often better:
Ghostarchive, a website archive
@Nonah thanks, apols I just realised you beat me to it, great minds
It was too hideous to ignore!
It was too hideous to ignore!
bleeping hellNo idea about the other blog. I've seen reference to Twitter comments by the brother but if they existed, they've gone now. What I do have a receipt for is Jack giggling about how her brother worries about his mates "jacking off" to her picture in the paper.
From 21:58 minutes in.
. THE EGO HAS LANDED. Throwing shade at the amazing fire service community work that I mentioned earlier. That REDUCES risk.twit.IT'S HER HUMAN SKIN SUIT SLIPPING AND THE ALIEN EYE POPPING OUT. I keep saying this
.Proper Rose West vibes.
I think it happened like this:
Arrives at shop just as bloke is locking up (with his keys in hand)
Jack: Hi, Good you’re still open.I called earlier and asked if you had some of that well expensive wallpaper that stays up with cellotape.
Him: Jack?
Um, hello, I'm drunk and grunk(ing), so this may already have been suggested, but please can BIB be the next thread title?
Tender three tin can man chef of the year, dear heart Geetbo.
Yeah she claimed she decked in her boring me rail at Annunziata Rees Mogg, though she deleted this in later updates. Probably after her brother saw it and grassed her up to mum.ETA: quote post
Oh she does say about the brother and his IDS love in that: "we nearly had a dust-up on Boxing Day" "I'd had a sherry and I was like let me at ya" with fisty gestures. (Not those kind)
Maybe that's where the story of punching her brother comes from? It sounds a bit like it's evolved in the retelling, either by her or her, ahem, detractors
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2020081...rice-of-potatoes-and-the-value-of-compassion/
I’ve decided the shop episode, shopisode if you will, looked something like this
I am absolutely, 100% convinced there's more to her lies and cons than we know. I mean bigger than Patreon, PayPal and Teemill. She's totally without a conscience and that makes me think she's dangerous. Again, more dangerous than we give her 'credit' for. The only self limiting factor is her huge ego. If she had been able to keep that in check, she'd still be grifting. Also, never in my forty plus years of life have I ever hated someone I don't know! But Monroe's managed to do that.
Songs were 79p each on iTunes back in the day.What's your estimated £££ value on 20k songs dear heart?
Seeing as we're dredging up old posts and mentioning agirlcalledjack.com etc. could I soflty, gently urge fraus to archive any useful or informative pages using both of the following:
You don't neccessarily need to post the archive links here just getting it in the system is enough.Wayback Machine
web.archive.org
If a website doesn't play ball (e.g. facebook, linkedin, instagram etc.) then this one is often better:
I would normally say archiving things that Jack controls like her website is more important but I've made a full mirror of her current wordpress website jackmonroe.com / cookingonabootstrap.com (same thing), so anything on there right now is not at risk of being completely lost to the sands of time as such. But she has deleted many pages so far, and given time I think she will switch personas again, winding up the 'cooking on a bootstrap' brand like she did for her 'a girl called jack' brand (hence maybe deleting the website etc.).Ghostarchive, a website archive
ghostarchive.org
I deeply resented every 79p I actually had to pay because the dodgy services around back then didn’t have whatever it was.
Even allowing for songs ripped from CDs and songs bought as part of albums, if she bought even 1000 of them individually that’s what £790?
TLDR - thousands of pounds if she did buy then all.
These pix make me think she needs to use the squatty potty and like she is having a poo
Hahahahahaha. Jeez she's a knobber. She actually reminds me of my Harold's brother. He's a knobber too. It's fascinating.
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