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Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!
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Pensioners, spaghetti hoops...Jack doesn't care who she rinses...
I just know that Jack is the one of those people that when you meet or speak to them you repeat over and over in your head 'Don't ask how they are. Don't ask how they are. Do NOT ask how they are'.
I’ve never forgiven him for the popcorn ice cream he did for Waitrose that had the texture of literal sand and grit. It remains the worst thing I’ve ever had to choke down at a friend’s house.
Therefore I am firmly convinced Heston is Jack for posh people and without the grift.
I mean what a tit to be paroling the comments section tho.
Mask truly slipped here eh
That's bleeping horrifying. Talk about the mask slopping
...I'm not going to
that. SHAN'T.
...I'm not going to
that. SHAN'T.
Is there any evidence that Harold was on the train?
The performative Achey shoulder because of the long train journey to me suggests Jack hinting, wouldn't it be fun to fly back business class, ha ha ha, I SAID wouldn't it be fun to fly home business class. (Pause) ostentatiously rotates shoulder and softly gently winces. Do you have any paracetamol? No, no, I will be alright, It's only an eight hour journey. I am sure I will cope.
Harold, in the style of a 1960s investigative reporter, makes his excuses and leaves. Dumped by phone shortly afterwards.
Yes, have have younger half-siblings via one of my father's subsequent marriage who - unlike those of us from the earlier marriage - went to private school. They never had a problem finding friends amongst their much more well-off fellow pupils. Actual grammar schools are between that and Bash Street, so this supposed scenario of JM and her brother being supposedly ostracised for being "poor" doesn't ring true, unless it was self-inflicted.
Oh YEAH. Yep you captured that way better than I did. YIKES.
It’s actually a close call though isn’t it.
Terrifying A
or Terrifying B
See? I've said it over and over again but NO ONE listens to me. Her alien eye is popping out again
. Almost human but not quite.
A lot of Guardian writers, too, mostly in the food and sport sections - it was kind of a selling point at the time I guess. Some of them were generally polite (Felicity Cloake springs to mind), but but others were very thin-skinned and would get extremely defensive. Jay Rayner was particularly bad. No wonder he and Jack are buddies.
Missed the whole chaos of the other night and what made the huffy madam deactivate her account - for the umteenth time - but just wanted to gently sidle up to @Bugger13 & @Ooointitot to congratulate them on the hilarious thread title - brilliant! 
Jack is for posh people, tender one x
This pic is like one of those ones where you have to write what's happening
"And I'm holding in my hand this month's Patreon rewards". Etc etc
No idea about the other blog. I've seen reference to Twitter comments by the brother but if they existed, they've gone now. What I do have a receipt for is Jack giggling about how her brother worries about his mates "jacking off" to her picture in the paper.
From 21:58 minutes in.
Her facial expression there makes me want to go for a swim in Dettol.
Omg, do we think she was actually lurking outside his shop hoping to bump into him?? Ahahaha
One HUNDRED percent.
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