Isn't she just sooooooo lucky to have ALL these friends who can do ALL these things? Why doesn't she never @ any of these friends? No mention of names to thank people after they've supposedly helped her move for the 546th time or people she's employed? It's all such nonsense.
I can't get over the fact she's just said she's 'just realised' she'll be able to paint this new flat whatever colours she wants for the first time ever. If you're buying, you know you can decorate. You know full well before you buy it you'll be able to paint it whatever colour you want. You can put a swimming pool in your living room if you want, build a 14 seater table and hang it from the ceiling if you want. How can you 'just realise'? And secondly, what happened to the previous orange and aubergine paint she used for her kitchen and SB's bedroom?
Is she like Drew Barrymore's character in 50 First Dates where she literally forgets things she's said overnight? Its completely baffling. And why do none of her sheep followers question these things?!
I had to create a Tattle account last night because I can't cope with this latest spew of tweets. The table. The barbers. The 'friends'. The colour palettes for the new flat. The fact it'll be the 'best home everrrrr' number 547.