Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

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Absolutely, they all have different skillsets and learning curves! bro and I used a gas hob to cook bacon and scrambled or fried eggs when we were 7 and 9, but many couldn't. My one child has been happily making his own toast since he was 3, the other still struggles with toast (focus, timing) at 23 and will forget about anything on the stove, but also makes amazing pasta bakes etc.
 
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Ahahahahah. Has she been on a grunk? I was saying yesterday that I was looking forward to her shitty decor choices.

Love that she’s chosen the most boring basic colour scheme that already looks dated. May as well go all Hinch grey.
 
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Also if he sold it - shouldn’t it be the owner of that painting that is cross about it?
 
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I wondered this, thanks for confirming. Levamisole is strong stuff!
 
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Surely even our smol pixie knows that the Land Registry will show (in time; terrible backlogs) that she owns rather than rents the flat.
 
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Please shut up you wanker.
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Tell me you’re buying a flat without telling me you’re buying a flat.
This can NOT be a rental, no way - not when she's been "dreaming of this day her whole life"! After all, she's already been in 344 different homes (and it appears she has forgotten that she painted several of them!), all rentals, so why would THIS rental be any different to the others? It still wouldn't be HERS (or theirs, yeah whatever, Jack! SB will be permanently out of there as soon as he has the option!).
I know we all know she's spent at least one 6 figure sum on tat - her "investments" for the future, which she's pretending she's now giving away (whatever, Jack, whatever) - BUT I reckon she's probably earned half a million over the past 10 years, regardless of what she says, so will definitely have money for her own place by now. Perhaps Big Dave has helped her in some way, but I still don't think she's spent every penny. Not when her outgoings on food and personal stuff are so low and she's a wanker so frugal. (Ha ha frugal ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!)

She's letting too much slip out because she just can't help herself, can she? You're saying just a little too much, Wacko! Crack on though, crack on. We can't wait to see your "NEW RENTED HOME".

~Insert Jimmy Nail~

#jackmonroegrifter
 
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Surely even our smol pixie knows that the Land Registry will show (in time; terrible backlogs) that she owns rather than rents the flat.
But, she's been eating £10pw slop for nearly two decades, how can you dare begrudge her spending the change on a small flat?
 
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It’s exactly that isn’t it. She sexualised that photo of Prince Harry at his grandmothers vigil in the same way didn’t she. Absolutely creepy as fuck
 
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