Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

[sioc]

Sorry found this in a reply to a tweet from someone who was asking for a refund from patreon and apparently hasn't got one. We've already moved past this but I properly loled.

In reference to her jolly japes at the Turkish barbers

 

[Lucky Escape]

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Not much talking this afternoon, though, Jack - instead, you've been bragging, lying, boasting, contradicting, accusing, threatening, and baiting.

 

[moldwarp]

She gives herself away though - talking about the "new owner of the new one" rather than "the owner of the new one" or "the landlord of the new place" or even just "my new landlord".

Trying to give herself plausible deniability, does it all the time

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

I think I might get a "I nearly killed Jack Monroe" t-shirt made by way of celebration.

Are you going to sell them for charidee?

 

[Vanelope]

Also agree the flat will have several floors and no attached buildings - and she will trip herself up with all her boastful photos and forget how many rooms she has. All to come lads. Great chat ahead.

 

[moldwarp]

Hi friends, long time reader but first time poster!
The most recent tweet stating all of the issues in Jack’s current house has tipped me over the edge. Jack is a friend of a friend of sorts and my partner was in their house not too long ago and I can confirm that it is super lovely and not even remotely as described ie there is no mould, no holes in carpet, and no door falling apart!

Hello and welcome!!! Do share any gossip or views you feel comfortable sharing!

 

[Tin Can Crook]

And just like everybody predicted, we're back to weaponising mental health to duck legitimate criticisms and concerns regarding her scamming thousands of pounds off of patreon subscribers and being shady and untransparent about her charity fundraisers.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I hope her mum brings round some food so the rate my plate crowd get on it again

 

[Hefflen]

I wonder if I switched my phone and everything off how long it would take people to worry about me? It's the sort of thing you could do when desperate for attention you're not getting of twitter, don't you think?

 

[Katkat]

Did anyone do that bingo card?!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Didn’t Louisa leave longer than 2 years ago?

Also you can get out of fixed term rentals can’t you. The landlady could release her for starters.

 

[overdueanadventure]

Under the bus with you LJC, under the bus with you, landlady!

 

[sioc]

Like it's not the best example of a Jack lie, but the bleeping what?

 

[Geetbo]

Like it's not the best example of a Jack lie, but the bleeping what?
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We once again cross live to the crappy Bungalow for a weather update.

 

[Mallerenga]

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Grunka-ing, but FFS, she lives in her own made-up Hallmark rom-com.

 

[Cornelia Hosendove]

Imagine doing work of such vital importance that you are forced to toil 100 hours a week for years on end but also it's not work that anyone will part with money for and you can stop for 10 days in an instant & nothing happens.
Amusing as this is I'm almost worried that this an actual real mental health crisis? & not just Jack having a mad one for a change.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

It’s the “Bye!” at the end of that tweet that cracks me up.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

How are there chunks out of the carpet, Jack?

 

[Yel]

This is not how renting works. You get accepted or you don’t. She doesn’t have a steady income, has a cat and a massive dog and rentals are like hen’s teeth at the moment.

There’s no way anyone is going to want to rent to her.

Jumping back several pages (reverse grunking?) I googled the screenshot that @Yel posted as I hadn’t read this before. It’s hilarious. Jack is so incompetent

This Morning struggles with 'painful' cooking segment again

This Morning fans have described the latest cooking segment as 'painful' and 'stressful' to watch as Jack Monroe cooked in her shed.

www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk

It's in the media gallery also

I miss these live events

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[NellieBoo]

Less emerging and talking please and more cooking. We want new slop!

I've been waiting for her to get back from the school run for my porridge.