Nope nope no fucking way
Nope nope no fucking wayI hope she's not moving to Scotland. The "paint it tartan" got my Jackalert tingling!
It might explain why she won't know for a few weeks... Different system of buying here, I think. Or maybe still sorting out her Scottish Passport
She's got herself into a terrible pickle again hasn't she?! It's great!Landlords/ladies don’t let you paint ever vs I’m moving to a new rental that I haven’t arranged yet and I will DEFINITELY be allowed to paint it a variety of colours.
I mean WTF is she on about.
Dead Jacks Can’t GriftI think I might get a "I nearly killed Jack Monroe" t-shirt made by way of celebration.
and avoiding this one would have been so easy, all she had to do is not talk about paint on twitter! if only she had an IRL friend who is interested in talking about paint…like, i don’t know, a paint shop ownerShe's got herself into a terrible pickle again hasn't she?! It's great!
She gives herself away though - talking about the "new owner of the new one" rather than "the owner of the new one" or "the landlord of the new place" or even just "my new landlord".View attachment 1743272
Is this her tricksy wording again?
"The new owner is me. I'm bloody lovely."
New owner is either her or someone she knows. "new" owner in itself is telling, you wouldn't know when your landlord bought somethingView attachment 1743272
Is this her tricksy wording again?
"The new owner is me. I'm bloody lovely."
Have lovely long term tenants. Can confirm. Will buy them the paint. Not my home, why should I care what colour the walls are?Is she saying she had to ask the landlady’s permission to paint something white? How the fuck would she know?
I lived in a rental with pink walls. We found a tin of it in the shed and when we left we used it to cover some marks. We didn’t ask permission or anything.
Has her landlady got cameras inside or something.
Good tenants. I mean ones who don’t wilfully damage the property knocking shed windows out etc. are usually allowed to paint especially if they are long term tenants.
Makes it seem like the ‘landlord’ is her dad, as we’d suspected….She gives herself away though - talking about the "new owner of the new one" rather than "the owner of the new one" or "the landlord of the new place" or even just "my new landlord".
I can see why a landlord might be reluctant to let some goth students paint the walls black but I imagine a polite request from a good tenant who is going to take care of the house shouldn’t be an issue.Have lovely long term tenants. Can confirm. Will buy them the paint. Not my home, why should I care what colour the walls are?
AFTERBIRTH OATS RECIPE! AFTERBIRTH OATS RECIPE! AFTERBIRTH OATS RECIPE!Less emerging and talking please and more cooking. We want new slop!
Is your partner a tree surgeon?Hi friends, long time reader but first time poster!
The most recent tweet stating all of the issues in Jack’s current house has tipped me over the edge. Jack is a friend of a friend of sorts and my partner was in their house not too long ago and I can confirm that it is super lovely and not even remotely as described ie there is no mould, no holes in carpet, and no door falling apart!
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