Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

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Oh my. I picked the right time to come check back in here after having ZERO time to even wipe my own arse lately.

Ready for a chaos. Do we get hats?
 
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I can't join in with this chaos in real time or I SHAN'T have a job by the end of today 😭 At least I'll have an epic grunk to look forward to.

While I wish this had come from literally any other outlet than the Mail (and I'm already nervous about whichever hideously manipulative "reveal" she'll undoubtedly whip out as a deflection tactic), this day hasn't come a moment too soon.

Her goose is well and truly cooked, unlike her mum's spuds.
 
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Why Jack shite herself?
Tabloid article on shelf

Why Jack got a beamer?
Train man kick her femur

Why Jack so ashamed?
For grifting she is blamed

Why Jack sad?
Papa H say DM bad.
 
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Do you think they contacted Ralf Little for a comment? 🤣
Too busy enjoying the AI offering at Sandals while thinking that he’s helping by defending rinsed hoops for the poor.

(And don’t get me started on the cringe that is Death in Paradise).
 
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Too busy enjoying the AI offering at Sandals while thinking that he’s helping by defending rinsed hoops for the poor.

(And don’t get me started on the cringe that is Death in Paradise).
Oops 😂
Erm... Death in Paradise is my guilty pleasure. I mean, I love Bones but... 😂
In my defence, easy to follow things are good when I can't concentrate much but still need distraction from pain.

It's like you're personally harassing and attacking me though. Do you want me to STOP breathing?? 💀
 
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Why Jack so cringe
Unrinsed beans fell in her minge

Why Jack so quiet
Caught out now can't riot
 
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