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Jack Monroe #425 Looking gormless in an egg chair
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She put metal in a microwave didn't she?
Does she take any medication for her arthritis? I’ve seen her bang on about how she takes 300 different NSAIDs for pain, but I don’t think she has ever mentioned taking anything like methotrexate, sulfasalazine or any of the other standard rheumatoid arthritis treatments?
I knew it! Just when the boxes turn up ready to pack.
So she knows she's a snipey bleep then?
"Griping in the guts", "stopping of the stomach" and "winde" sound like side effects of the slopalong thread.
Go well pals x
I've got an archive for the fundraising website linked there, seeing as it's no longer available
Yes, absolutely x
NO metal in the microwave but YES flammables on the gas hob
They were getting a fair bit of stick on Twitter. There's something very off about that account, I don't know if it's just a straightforward run of the mill grift or if it's a grift that's making a yet to be revealed point. There were a couple of posts along the lines of "I do so much for society, I don't know why I'm getting abuse". It just seemed so OTT, I honestly wondered if they're making some point about how easy it is to grift on Twitter.
Back on topic. I am amazed we haven't had a series of HILARIOUS pictures of Jack, Coops and Content sitting inside packing boxes. I suspect she's going to a perfectly decent sized flat, though she'll make sure she photographs it to look like a cramped hovel until she accidentally she's a picture of the second bedroom or something.
Just going back to the locks on internal doors; I can’t imagine anyone in law enforcement giving that advice. For one thing it’s a fire hazard NIGHTMARE, especially if they can’t be reached by children (who knew burglars are all so tiny that they can’t reach things that are high up!) and also a massive safeguarding red flag (your child has a lock on the outside of his bedroom door that he can’t reach? Hello is that child social services I need to make a report etc) but as a crime prevention method it makes no sense. If someone has managed to break *in* to the house via presumably either an insecure door or window OR by smashing something, they’re hardly going to be deterred by poxy little locks on the inside are they. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
I actually reported one of their tweets yesterday, they posted a poem about possible self harm.
apologies I know this is off topic so I will add in that it’s very convenient that Jack is all ouchy when there is a hella heckin downsize to be done.
According to the mentions of that account she was hinting at suicide when being questioned. Sounds familiar
. And has allegedly done the same scam before for thousands of pounds. To bring this back on topic - Big Green Books man offered to send her some of Jack's books to help her out 
. Maybe that's why she ran off.
I forgot to share this last week due to work, kids (who LIVE WITH US) and OH (who HASN'T LEFT) all being busy.
Essex Police FOI reply confirms THEY DO NOT ROUTINELY MONITOR SOCIAL MEDIA, and there is no celebrity monitoring squad.
Yet more Jack Monroe lies. We already knew it was bullshit, but seeing it in black and white from the police force themselves just cements things. And at least they now have a couple of different FOI requests that have come as a result of Jack's lies, so hopefully she's further on their radar as a timewaster.
Essex Police FOI reply confirms THEY DO NOT ROUTINELY MONITOR SOCIAL MEDIA, and there is no celebrity monitoring squad.
Yet more Jack Monroe lies. We already knew it was bullshit, but seeing it in black and white from the police force themselves just cements things. And at least they now have a couple of different FOI requests that have come as a result of Jack's lies, so hopefully she's further on their radar as a timewaster.
So you are saying that Jack lied to either get attention or scare people from asking her difficult questions.
That is so Jack.
What is she like eh!
I agree. For every person who tweets to say they’ve sent her some PayPal cashos, there could be dozens if not hundreds of people donating on the quiet. Whoever speculated that she mistook her Patreon payday for her Teemill sales (even if people have since said that couldn’t have been possible) really made me realise that £11k per month for Jack is very very possible.
Will be interesting if she manages to blurt out the circumstances of this new flat… bought outright or not?
Excellent work @Hunsgraveyard . Chapeau
Coders are some of the highest earners, can easily earn 100k a year contracting.
Well given the lack of dawn raids by Essex Celebrity Squad on a wide cohort of ninnies on here and Twitter, it could be either option
Just like she's never initiated legal actions she threatens - its just a threat to try snd scare people into not calling her out, but people are seeing through it. I saw someone on Teiiter say to her "you know my name and address, I'll await your legal letter" or similar. Guess what? Nothing happened.
It really feels like all the lies are unravelling and biting her on her Mediterranean arse.
*cough*
Jack Monroe #422 Is there no beginning to her talents?
bleeping FINALLY. The excuses and woe grate my prunes but at least she’s owned up and appears to be sorting her tit out at last. I’m sure we’re going to be treated to a coda of EXHASTED Jack, OUCHY Jack, I WORK SO HARD FOR FREE Jack soon though and normal service shall be resumed.
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Got this week's lottery numbers as well, dear heart?
No Celebrity Squad? I don't know about anyone else but I am shocked at this
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