it's because the "foam" is really the stuff she's scraped out from under her nails, and actually is more of a cheese consistency than foam.I've only just noticed the solid indentation - how the feck is that possible with soup? I don't understand. I'm frightened.
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Oooooohhhhh.....I think that is what has happened here....I think you might be right. Honestly, there's no way that shop took £11,000 in two days. It would just be like Jack to go boasting without checking and rather than own up and explain, end up handing over "her" Patreon funds to save face, then try and claw back "her" money from the Teemill shop. It would certainly explain the rage and subsequent shifty behaviour.
Total Tory vibes there with that accent. She really does morph into her prey.Is there a link?
ETA: Yes there is, in the wiki. Soz! ETA again: perhaps that's not the one. I'll google as advisedETA: it was the one, but somehow I ended up at a wrong one. I'm doing a CHAOS. But the below is it as per the wiki.
Yes. She had the cajones to present an entire meze as her own work, right down to the 'homemade ' dolmades from her personal supply of vine leaves. It was hilarious.[IMG alt="MancBee"]https://media3.tattle.life/data/avatars/m/71/71735.jpg?1628094795[/IMG]
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Fuck me sideways, you lot are amazing. Nothing gets past this Cabal.
That is definitely the fish pie, the description on the pack is almost word perfect on her post, the piped topping is the final giveaway. It even mentions the Red Leicester!
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I think it might have been me (bows to the cabal ). thread #69One of my first posts! Wasn’t there also a tapas/greek meal can’t remember which where some of the recipes looked like Co op ready meals?
Because she can't exactly say the 11grand was from Patreon etc as it ruins her poor person cosplay.....That is such a good theory!
I know the point here is that she passed the fish pie off as her own, but I honestly find the use of “cheeky ‘lil” a far more egregious crime. Why is it cheeky? It’s a fucking fish pie, I hate the use of cheeky before any food or drink item, but at least when people use it with junk food or alcohol it has a context. This is a fish pie, for her son’s tea, it’s a perfectly normal thing people cook and eat every day, it is not, in any way, cheeky. It’s also not “lil”, or even particularly little. Twee Jack grates my mushrooms.We could do with a fake recipe gallery, I feel like having them all laid out would be shocking
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She even has a Bobo/Barnaby
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This is HILARIOUS, and especially hilarious knowing how she used to hang around a couple of music venues and other creative places with an air of desperationCreative Interlude
(technically it’s allegedly a song but as she hasn’t provided the Music, we’ll be treating the Lyrics as a poem. About a girl with a “middle class voice” who bought and owned a lot of shit.
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Can you imagine writing a song that’s basically “Did You See Me On The Telly Last Night” and guilting anyone who didn’tA lovely song about a girl with a middle class voice. Funny that!
It’s interesting that last week Fraus were helpfully suggesting ways that Jack could conceivably turn this round - and that this week she tried those methods and THEY FAILED.She'd have to be honest about what she's done and make a genuine effort to make amends to stand any chance at all and I don't think she's capable of that. The other problem she's got is that she has no talent, if she were a really good cook, writer and/or presenter people would be more keen to welcome her back after a period out the limelight because they enjoy her work. She might be able to cling on to some sort of living from a small band of stans and people who've forgotten to cancel their payments for a while longer yet, she might even get the odd media gig simply by being available at short notice but overall I think she's finished.
I enjoyed this squigIts all going a bit to shot for her at the minute.
Well, it's not Nebraska. That's for sure.Creative Interlude
(technically it’s allegedly a song but as she hasn’t provided the Music, we’ll be treating the Lyrics as a poem. About a girl with a “middle class voice” who bought and owned a lot of shit.
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I hear it as a Billy Bragg song, and can imagine Jack wrote it as suchWell, it's not Nebraska. That's for sure.
She's obsessed with stuff.Creative Interlude
(technically it’s allegedly a song but as she hasn’t provided the Music, we’ll be treating the Lyrics as a poem. About a girl with a “middle class voice” who bought and owned a lot of shit.
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I think she's called it "cheeky" because it's bought but presented as homemade. And yes, the whole post is very cleverly giving the impression that she sooo casually cooked it, while admitting that it's bought, and that her son was amused by it being decanted from the cardboard tray into a fancy-pants dish,I know the point here is that she passed the fish pie off as her own, but I honestly find the use of “cheeky ‘lil” a far more egregious crime. Why is it cheeky? It’s a fucking fish pie, I hate the use of cheeky before any food or drink item, but at least when people use it with junk food or alcohol it has a context. This is a fish pie, for her son’s tea, it’s a perfectly normal thing people cook and eat every day, it is not, in any way, cheeky. It’s also not “lil”, or even particularly little. Twee Jack grates my mushrooms.
And BTW, any chance we could spoilerfisting ? The word makes me cross my legs so fast it scares the dog.
Did anyone see the man at his desk?Did anybody see the girl on the settee?
She's eating Maoams, wolfing them down.
Did anybody see the girl on the settee?
She's supposed to be working but she's watching The Crown.
It's good writing songs about yourself.
I won't lie, I think the whole thing would have benefitted from a verse about her chesterfield and Royal Doulton with the hand-printed blue periwinkles.She's obsessed with stuff.
There was the Walkers shortbread and the Greek spread with vine leaves from the Co op.We could do with a fake recipe gallery, I feel like having them all laid out would be shocking
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Did anybody see the woman on eBay?Did anyone see the man at his desk?
He was hooting and fizzing and being a pest
Did anyone see the man at his desk?
He laughed so much, he had a cardiac arrest
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