A lovely song about a girl with a middle class voice. Funny that!So Jack wrote a song... about herself?
A lovely song about a girl with a middle class voice. Funny that!So Jack wrote a song... about herself?
It was my tea, but yes, it was!Unfortunate choice of breakfast, given the context!!
I don't know why I'm tormenting myself by trying to think how she'd actually sing it. What sort of tune would it have? She'd sing it very earnestly and nasally, but that's all I've got so far.A lovely song about a girl with a middle class voice. Funny that!
Her making such an arse of herself after her tantrum about THAT MAN will never not be funny.She profited from the pandemic, she was given the biggest opportunity of her life during lockdown. A live daily TV show fgs! Like, she could have really run with that had she not so completely messed it up.
Like Christina Aguilera, I think. Lots of trills and vibrato. Meaningful pauses, that kind of thing.I don't know why I'm tormenting myself by trying to think how she'd actually sing it. What sort of tune would it have? She'd sing it very earnestly and nasally, but that's all I've got so far.
She has not said as such and I believe she'd update us if she had because she rocks.Wonder if that Patreon woman's had her refund?
This. 1000%. She's has so many opportunities, and SO MUCH money passing through her hands over the past few years, yet somehow she works SO HARD and it has all vanished. Really makes u think.It would totally undermine her brand. She's supposed to be excellent at making money streeetttttch, not a penny mis-spent cos FRUGAL! If she cannot manage her own budget, then her pov stories become tainted by her being irresponsible and therefore non-sympathetic poor person, no better than the rest of the smartphone-owning, flat-screen buying, Kyle-watchers that she's not like at all, (fell by the wayside, doncha know?)
Plus people are far far less eager to put hand in pocket for someone who pisses their money away. She has to be a hard-done-by victim of circumstances/the system duck the system!)
Plus fragile ego the size of the planet.
Wow, talk about telling on yourself. Its very obvious she cherishes her dubious sleb status- cant stfu online, the oversharing, the insistence that she gets harassed, the cringe selfies. She probably always wanted to be famous but without any discernable talent she's gone for cookery which is highly subjective and let's face it, most ppl are never gonna check if you actually know your stuff by trying out your recipes. That thick little prick Brooklyn Beckhams trying the same.Did someone say something about being a general twit? From early 2021
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What. A. Tool.
PS wonder if she made it into Pandora’s article?!
I just want to hear a miiiiiddddlllleee claaaaassss vooooice on the BOULEVAAAAAARD.Like Christina Aguilera, I think. Lots of trills and vibrato. Meaningful pauses, that kind of thing.
My search skills are useless but my memory is not too bad. I think this is the pie she tried to pass off as her own.
We could do with a fake recipe gallery, I feel like having them all laid out would be shockingRemember the fish pie she “made for SB” with piped mashed potato on top? There’s no way Jack her ever piped mashed potato in her life. Someone in the cabal managed to figure out exactly which ready meal she’d painstakingly decanted into a ceramic dish.
And then there were the Waitrose parmentier potatoes she tried to pass off as her own.
The sheer brass neck! Don’t know how she sleeps at night, truly.
She even has a Bobo/Barnaby
Yes, so obvious that despite her ‘oops, I accidentally fell into the spotlight’, Jack’s always been desperate for recognition and fame. Remember all that stuff about SB being impressed she’d met Brian May? That’s why she’s done all the singing and poetry guff, I bet she’s secretly livid that it was cooking cheap tit that ended up being her thing. And didn’t she try out for some singing thing like Britain’s got talent? We should be grateful that didn’t work out, imagine that ego if she’d become a star? Like Elton‘s diva style crossed with Matt Goss’ philosophical musings & Shakin’ Steven’s talent (sorry ss, bit harsh).Wow, talk about telling on yourself. Its very obvious she cherishes her dubious sleb status- cant stfu online, the oversharing, the insistence that she gets harassed, the cringe selfies. She probably always wanted to be famous but without any discernable talent she's gone for cookery which is highly subjective and let's face it, most ppl are never gonna check if you actually know your stuff by trying out your recipes. That thick little prick Brooklyn Beckhams trying the same.
Even in the bleeping song she can’t stop banging on about her stuff. The only mention of her child is the throwaway ‘another single mother’ line in the chorus.A lovely song about a girl with a middle class voice. Funny that!
Oh I hate this. People will defend the indefensible when it comes to Jack. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people say, like this “So what if it’s nutritionally inadequate, if you’re POOR and can only eat 400 calories per day so be it”.In relation to that squig asking for advice as she can't afford to eat. The harm she does is just shocking and her fans are seriously out of touch. How is eating 8 meals a day going to help this person if she can't afford lunch? How is recommending Jack's recipes the solution if it's just as inadequate as what this woman can already afford. Jack should be putting her hands up and saying it's impossible then using her platform to campaign for actual change. But instead she enables the tory viewpoints and her own fans parrot it back.
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Thick as pig tit. Only eating 1/8 daily calories is not 'living within your means' if you're DEADIn relation to that squig asking for advice as she can't afford to eat. The harm she does is just shocking and her fans are seriously out of touch. How is eating 8 meals a day going to help this person if she can't afford lunch? How is recommending Jack's recipes the solution if it's just as inadequate as what this woman can already afford. Jack should be putting her hands up and saying it's impossible then using her platform to campaign for actual change. But instead she enables the tory viewpoints and her own fans parrot it back.
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It was X Factor . Can you imagine Jack getting put in a girl group?And didn’t she try out for some singing thing like Britain’s got talent?