It's because she's never had to actually work to gain any of them. Her idea of "hard work" is staying up all night on Twitter breadcrumbing whatever need she thinks she has and how to rattle that tipjar hard.
I genuinely suspect she has way more money hoarded away than we guess. She gets around it with tricksy wording & outright lies but I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised to learn that she has a massive savings account on top of all her high end gear to buy a house outright. She’s so bitter and money obsessed, I can’t see her not squirrelling a fair bit away on top of her numerous purchases. I think we underestimate just how much she’s raking in-the patreon alone is likely to be way higher than people generally assume. Already today there’s one who was £8 and we’ve seen some £44 on Twitter. The Nigella recruits could well be on the top tier. Obviously speculation as for some reason Jack won’t be transparent like many patreon account holders (which speaks volumes).
Hopefully when SB turns 18 there will be enough noise around benefits/narcos/charity fraud that he can sell his story to the Daily Mail and Take A Break - and use it as a deposit and buy a flat for himself!
Jam for SB! Or anything for the poor kid, sad of how deprived of any care or thought he is
They're definitely not metal! You might have heard the song 'Untouched' before (cannot link, as phone has decided it hates doing that)Morning all
@MC.Mama/ Who Veronicas? Are they metal??
And not forgetting @Valiofthedolls mashup of Kirstie Allsop and Nikki Sixx thread closed before I could
My Life with THAT woman, Jack Monroe
Agreed, and we're always discovering more collabs she's done with big brands and tech companies, she'll get decent lump sums for them.
That's what I don't understand about the shower gel. It's soap anyway. Just use a cheap bar of soap in the shower. Shes a flippin tit and so is anyone who subscribes and follows her 'hacks'In the spirit of having time to go over things.
Someone (not from here obvs) defended the soap-boiling to me as using the ends of soap and therefore being a sensible idea.
Except from HH2:
I make my own shower gel by boiling cheap soap bars in plenty of water until they dissolve, and then leaving them to set.
Ha! Ha! I say!
She boils down cheap soap bars to make shower gel because she's an absolute time-wasting, energy-wasting foolish person. (ETA: If she did it, which she probably doesn't, or she did it once and then says she does it all the time).
I wish I could remember where and who it was who "corrected" me so I could go Ha! to them.
50-60p a book even at half price according to her in 2018
Strong thread title nomination!
& 
at that facebook post, @LadyGarden. Snotty crying screaming - duck me if you were her neighbour you’d be like ‘what is that absolute lunatic doing now?’ And poor SB. More evidence of Little Miss Narcissus there. My nan used to have a mould that you put all nud ends of soap into and eventually it formed into a new frankensoap. Which always then immediately fell apart upon contact with water. Jack would have been proud of this hack.
And don't forget those Bluetooth tag things she got gifted...sorry I can't remember what they were calledIt's interestng you should say that...
£60 House of Marley Jammin' Positive Vibrations (EM-JH010-SU) On-Ear Headphones - Sun
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To go along with her £180 House of Marley Get Together Bluetooth Speaker recently
Like a reverse gardener's trick!
I'd like to know WHAT the VBI is. As far as I know, it's a list of Jack's receipts for ten years showing that, unbelievably, costs have risen. There may or may not be a column headed "Very Poor People's Shops in Bumsville" with comments as to whether an item was available on the day Jack didn't bother going into the shop. Another section will show a Flying Monkey's receipt from a different ship, proving that different shops have different prices on different days, in comparison to other shops. Lastly, a detailed analysis will conclude that many people who earn a high income have more discretionary income and may choose to buy different, even "better" varieties of a product.
I'm a bit behind, sorry, but have wanted to say for a while that I think this is yet another example of her tricksy use of language. If I remember correctly, she said something about having 3 therapists on speed dial. Which may in fact be true, but it doesn't mean that all (or indeed any!) of them are actually her therapist! As with the publisher, she may know them in another capacity, but of course she couldn't resist the temptation to make herself sound important and interesting by saying something that, whilst potentially technically true, was highly misleading.
