Jack Monroe #417 Hard to play the victim when you’ve ripped people off.

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Fair play That sounds brilliant.

it seems like Jackie is utterly gaming the system though. How vile
Oh, she is. As she's now finding out (hopefully), if you don't deliver what you've promised, word gets around. Even if Patreon itself refuses to do anything.
 
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Sorry but like hell she turned down all those big brand deals, woman would shill hemorrhoid cream if it gave her more sideboard pennies
EXCLUSIVE! JACK MONROE IS THE NEW ARSE FACE OF SHRINKYPUMBLE™️ CREAM - THE SLOPPY WAY TO BOTTY COMFORT

Before - it was like sitting on wood


DURING - plenty of air helps SHRINKYPUMBLE™️ slowly dry. Can take upto 4 hours. Results may vary. Best to put down a throw/expensive free hotel blanket, as Jack does.


AFTER: stools are a breeze! Show how comfortable you now are; cock your leg, you can take the pressure! You’ll be so excited you’ll forget that plates exist!
 
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That does look like one of her gawdawful double denim ensembles. Plus he appears to be wearing Jack’s stunt hair.
Which reminds me, yesterday I saw someone at the bus station wearing those horrid denim cargo pants that Jack dressed up in for her performative 20-pound shop. Being an overseas frau, I'm not sure if a shop here has started selling them....I hope not
 
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Nope. No "pay stub", no receipts from charitable donations. Nada. Rien. Nichts. Niente.
 
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Charity begins at home, doncha know? Those luxury goods are all for a very deserving person.

https://giphy.com/l0QS2KB8EAqKezfpv4
 
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An Instagrammer I follow is on an Asda PR night at a restaurant tonight, not me searching the #asdabakersdozen to see if the smol pixie will be attending......
 
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A sandwich. A salad. Anything out the fridge tbh? Or the cupboards? Stay away from raw meat and chances are you’ll be fine. Lord help us if we need ppl to advise on this?
Some people can't wait for the end times. I know life is tough for many, but there is also so much fear mongering going on. What the government are doing is outrageous, but also, almost everyone will be fine if there may be blackouts. Those who have electric medical devices will need back up, as always, people who are already vulnerable will suffer the most, but no one will starve because there's no electricity for 6 hours.
 
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When are we expecting the Big Downsizing to take place? New year? Coincide with the book release maybe?
 
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That’s interesting, cos they’re recording whether or not creators are fulfilling their deliverables. Immediately after whether or not a user is suspended… Must just be for decoration?

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I think the Jack version of that highlighted bit of code would be
"has_undelivered_deliverables": yes_absolutely,
 
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When are we expecting the Big Downsizing to take place? New year? Coincide with the book release maybe?
I just hope she treats us to a few day time telly cook-ups from her new book. They are always gold standard shit and hilarious to watch.

Who knows, maybe old Eamonn will be back on TM by then, oh what a treat for him.
 
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Popping up with a random comment. I'm listening to the Mercury Music Prize on 6 Music.
Is Loyle Carner a Frau?! Lyrics from the Isle of Arran:
There ain't no-one to believe in, I'm on that man side
Damn right, doing it myself from a landslide

 
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I meant to post this when there was chatter about how advances are paid, etc. They are advances--so payments made in anticipation of future sales. If you don't have the sales to cover your advance, you often have to pay back your publisher. Have had friends watch sales closely and jump for joy when advance is covered. They also didn't blow the advance on sunglasses, handbags, leather clothing, etc.

It's why a small advance isn't always a sucky thing, and why it's more common in certain genres. Publishers don't usually give huge advances anymore and if they do it's to stir up interest in a work that they think will be the next Da Vinci Code.
 
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As someone who works in this line of work...FUCK NO.
Fire Hazard was also Jack's nickname when she worked for the Brigade...
 
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A sandwich. A salad. Anything out the fridge tbh? Or the cupboards? Stay away from raw meat and chances are you’ll be fine. Lord help us if we need ppl to advise on this?
More self-serving media catastrophising, rather than helpful information. A bit inconvenient to have power off (ie rationed) for a couple of hours here and there but not something you need a rescue squad for.

(of course there are people who literally need electricity to live, but they are few plus these are planned events with back up options for medically dependent)
 
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I'm still convinced she's got friends in high places we don't know about, government specifically.
 
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