Thread title nomination.I love that in Jack-world medical professionals either cup your face softly, gently and lovingly, or bluntly snarl the lyrics of Fairytale of New York at you.
I’m sure there’ll be a multiple deleted blog posts and tweets somewhere about the time she was lying on a drip in a hospital bed and someone (a Doctor, her evil Tory brother, Michael Portillo, Old Chief, Edwina Currie, a random middle aged woman passing by) called her “a bum, a punk” and “an old slut on junk” too.
No need to apologize or delete!!! I just felt bad posting that link I read on her blog the other day and making the note about the comments, without digging through to credit the person who noticed the comments in the summer. It was to correct me, not you, dear heart.Thank you @Valiofthedolls - my apologies @Veronicaaa I should have realised that a clever frau had already spotted it. I’ll delete. ETA: too late to delete, so sorry again @Veronicaaa
That chart has just about finished me off, especially the 'random health condition - spin wheel'.
Definitely not to the patient! It was an exasperated and bemused “wow, they are drunk!” to a colleague in private because of their behaviour. Notes will have said ETOH/ intoxication for sure.And you’d still probably say ‘intoxicated’, rather than ‘drunk’ I imagine!
I amThread title nomination.
Come on fraus and male fraus (herrs), we can do this
V confusing. Same with butter - how big is a knob?And how big is a fist? Mine might be smaller than someone else's. Hardly an adequate unit of measurement.
I'm not sure Jack is the best person to comment anyway, if Iqbal is correctWhat the fuck does squig think Jack is going to do about it?!
Oh dear, Jack is not going to ‘campaign’ for this. She has a bit of a teeny tiny chip on her shoulder about people who go to university.What the fuck does squig think Jack is going to do about it?!
I'm not sure Jack is the best person to comment anyway, if Iqbal is correct.
ButEither she requested no photos beyond the one with the editor or she's being cancelled in plain sight.
Thanking you for this Very Beautiful InscriptionI have so many thoughts about so many things that I don't even know where to begin (how very Jack of me) so I will start with the most important......
One of the things I love about the fraus (menfolk I include you under this term) is when the subject of the VBI comes up and people riff on what VBI actually stands for. They are always so funny and as ridiculous as the whole proposition itself. I just wanted to say it brings a smile to my face every time.
Now fuck off the lot of you x
V confusing. Same with butter - how big is a knob?
I reckon she'll burst through the doors of the House of Commons and start knocking a few heads together. Jack is a maverick and doesn't play by the rules but she gets imaginary results.What the fuck does squig think Jack is going to do about it?!
About 5ft 1 I thinkV confusing. Same with butter - how big is a knob?
We do shop and scan, they occasionally recruit via their current panelists who get invites to hand out to their friends. I believe it's quite hard to get on now. At times it drives me insane!The most ridiculous thing about the Vertiginous Bollocks Incense is that all the data that she’s asking for, which won’t be truly representative, is already gathered by Kantar via their Shop and Scan research.
The S&S panel is designed to be representative and panel members have to complete regular questionnaires about income as well as uploading their shopping barcodes and till receipts, so they can easily pull out the data for one or more demographics.
I'll never understand Jack's constant denying herself, and advocating the same for others, one of cooking's great simplest joys - frying onionsAlso, and I concede that I am not a LITERAL FOOD EXPERT, I'd be inclined to fry off the onion first in some oil that I'd heated up before adding the garlic and bacon.
It's like she hates food. Even when she tries to sound like she enjoys eating she says weird things about groaning ovaries rather than trying to convey a sense of what she's eating is actually like. Though in fairness if I was as bad at cooking as Jack, I'd probably hate food as well.I'll never understand Jack's constant denying herself, and advocating the same for others, one of cooking's great simplest joys - frying onionsIt gets the whole cooking process going and whets appetites even if you thought you weren't hungry.
Such basic bloody stuff.
Almost like she doesn't understand cookery.
And interesting she will never mention the big thing people bring up here (and sometimes twitter) as an indication of excessive spending -Strange she didn’t say ‘they accuse me of pretending to be poor and say I’ve got loads of designer clothes and jewellery and expensive furniture.’
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