Ha! She tried for Cathy Come Home, this is more Cathy duck Off
Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.
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Ooh, secret dungeon maybe?
Our only comfort is that knowing her as they do, they probably ignore everything she says and does.
She’s a little “Spring Piggy” … with a sniffly-snuffly oinking ickle snout … 34p a portion Bigella ripoff (I think it’s curdled)
Yes it has curdled/split hasn’t it? A food disaster and ruination of dinner to the rest of us but for Jack it’s getting uploaded for all to see.
Oh god the recipe is terrible.
Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…
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Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
Cheap wine, yogurt, mustard, carrots and cooking bacon… it’s basically ready made chunderOh god the recipe is terrible.
"Vociferously" washing carrots??Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…
Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
She adds dairy to quite a few things that don’t require it doesn’t she? Like the famous carbonara. She also substitutes dairy products wildly like Brie instead of cream cheese or cream cheese instead of yoghurt. So weird. That isn’t any firm of budgeting is it? Why would you buy any dairy product on a whim and then be like ‘oh rats, what am I going to do with all this cream cheese?! Oh I know, I’ll find a recipe that requires natural yoghurt and make that.’Oh god the recipe is terrible.
"Vociferously" washing carrots??Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…
Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
Or 6p for jam
Carbonahhrahhh
That was in her old Jack at a Pinch blog, which she wrote after Allegra dumped her. Typical narc though. The medical issues always raise their head when they are slighted/challenged on their crappy behaviour. My MIL is a big fan of pretending to have chest pains if you confront her about something.
Vociferously? Made we should buy her a dictionary for Christmas, the silly pretentious woman. Also - a FISTFUL of thyme? Really? So that alllll you can taste afterwards is thyme and nothing else? Or maybe she doesn't know what thyme looks like, or maybe (2) she means a sprig. Who knows.Oh god the recipe is terrible.
"Vociferously" washing carrots??Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…
Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
And how big is a fist? Mine might be smaller than someone else's. Hardly an adequate unit of measurement.
As there often is, there’s a manipulative (deleted) blog post for that. Coincidentally it happened right after Leggy dumped her.
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Omg one of ours sometimes has to have the long grass gently pulled from his bottom…. He makes a right fuss !!! Just a load of long grass.
Bigella used tarragon not thyme… so presumably she also has no idea what either taste like let alone look like.
Oh god the recipe is terrible.
"Vociferously" washing carrots??Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…
Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
"Dice the bacon, and peel and chop the onion and finely slice the garlic. Add all to a large sauté pan with an optional splash of oil (I dry cook mine on a low heat, as enough fat usually comes out of the bacon, but you need to keep an eye on it and stir it frequently to disturb the onions and garlic and stop them from sticking)."
For how long?
What should they look like?
What should they smell like?
THIS IS BASIC RECIPE STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW, MONROE.
For how long?
What should they look like?
What should they smell like?
THIS IS BASIC RECIPE STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW, MONROE.
Sorry if I missed someone already saying this - I'm not as sure she will go down that route. Her sobriety is very performative, but I don't think we (general public, haters and fans alike) are the only intended audience. It feels like she has some real life stakes riding on her appearing to remain visibly sober.
Wasn't this around the same time she potentially had a fatal tomato allergy?
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