Some of us fraus aren’t even German!
Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.
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She's got more issues than Vogue, more baggage than Heathrow.
Speculation of course but this is why I reckon she goes after wealthy men/women. She knows she doesn't stand a chance of getting a mortgage on her own due to her CCJs (which seem to be spread over a long enough period she may well be fucked for life) so her only hope of the type of house she thinks she deserves is a big grifted deposit contribution + wealthy partner.
VIGOROUSLY--she meant vigorously. Sweet baby Jesus, that's been bugging me all day.
That, or I'm picturing Jack standing at the kitchen sink, announcing loudly to all near and far, "I'M RINSING CARROTS!!! LOOK AT ME, RINSE RINSE RINSE!!"
Our health should be a partnership between us and our healthcare providers. Yes, they're the medical experts but we're the experts in ourselves. (Mainly. Obviously sometimes we're in denial about addictions etc)
I’m fed up of being my own expert, I want actual treatment from a different person
Babe, same x
Tell me you didn't actually read the book without telling me etc etc etc
I’ve thought about this too for a long time.Alcohol and withdrawal from alcohol can also cause heart irregularities, due to throwing out the electrolyte balance in the body, screwing with the nervous system, and/or the anxiety it induces. That said, I don't much believe the alcohol part of her story, so as usual, WFK!
I think she probably binged or drank a bit too much like a lot of people in her 20s, but I think she’s avoiding booze now because she acted a total bellend when pissed.
You can imagine what an insufferable tit she is after a few drinks can’t you!
I think she was told on no uncertain terms by her exes, family, brands who she works with etc to knock the drink on the head because she can’t handle it. She’s never shown any remorse for anything so I doubt she’s ever had beer fear.
It’s now a useful crutch / diversion tool / attention beacon / tool in her armoury to defend her crappy behaviour and nobody wants to be the person who drove Jack back to the bottle.
Attention seeking manipulative little liar. As per.
Some of us fraus aren’t even German!
If you don’t read every Tattle post in the voice of the Emcee in Cabaret, then you’re missing out.
Jesus, I forgot how dark those times were. She was so unhinged during lockdown.
And the Calvin Klein bra. Not budget for lightbulbless povvos.
Yes! It truly is a joy!I'll never understand Jack's constant denying herself, and advocating the same for others, one of cooking's great simplest joys - frying onions
Such basic bloody stuff.
Almost like she doesn't understand cookery.
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LOOK AT ME, RINSE RINSE RINSE!! for thread title nomination.
Doesn’t she usually have a directly related poem to wistfully quote to herself whilst performatively carrying out a task?
Definitely has one addiction - shopping.Found the wood bluetooth speaker
£180 House of Marley Get Together Bluetooth Speaker
And the copper floor lamps
Get Together Bluetooth® Speaker | House of Marley
House of Marley UK offers a range of top quality, Earth-Friendly Headphones, Earphones & Audio Systems that strive to give back and spread Bob Marley's vision of the world.www.thehouseofmarley.co.uk
£140 2x Wilko Blair Floor Lamp Cream And Copper
The piano lamp matches French mid century (and not much else)
Lighting and Interiors Blair Cream And Copper Floor Lamp | Wilko
Shop for Lighting and Interiors Blair Cream And Copper Floor Lamp at wilko - where we offer a range of home and leisure goods at great prices.www.wilko.com
£270 French mid century brass piano lamp (closest match)
Tripod spot lamps
French Midcentury Brass Piano Lamp, 1950-1960
Mid-Century Modern desk manufactured in France between the 1950's and 1960's with a flip top storage space and beautiful wooden structure.www.spiritgallery.fr
£370 2x Alfred Tripod Floor Lamp Natural Wood
Easy £960
"Frauen und Herren und Therren" for thread title?
If this isn't a song already, it should be.
Aside from liking random shite (and occasionally some good tweets), going on Twitter every day just to update the ‘days sober’ count in your bio is an odd carry on? What’s the point; who’s it for?
Well, it has only been one (1) day of updating, so far.
*of course, I’m not knocking anyone truly sober for X days, it’s a wonderful achievement.
Well, it has only been one (1) day of updating, so far.
*of course, I’m not knocking anyone truly sober for X days, it’s a wonderful achievement.
Jack could have partnered up with Asda to do this kind of thing. But she’s behind the scenes.
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