Omg actual snowstorm there with that pairApparently Claudia Winkleman is 5'4". (But who knows. Telly people seem small, I guess it's to fit on the screen).
And guess it depends on the shoes.
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Nah lips are a regular, defo more than once a year, but it’s the spicy PringlesRegarding the filler, as a filler Frau myselfhere are my thoughts regarding the total number of mls.
She would certainly have had 1ml in her lips, this is a fairly standard amount for lips that look ‘natural’. I know she was starting from a baseline of lip poverty, but even still I don’t think she has more than 1ml at a time. I agree that it would last around a year, 6 months if you do things like chew your lip, don’t keep your lips hyrdrated or anything else that will make it disperse it quicker, so it’s possible she’s keeping them topped up more regularly.
Re the face, I’d say the changes are pretty noticeable, therefore my guess is she’s having 3-4ml at a time. You can get 2 year products which tend to be more expensive. I pay £270 per ml for a 2 year product but I do go to a clinic that is at the pricey end of the scale because if you feel you must fuck around with your face, you want to be in well-trained hands IMO. As Jack doesn’t believe in scrimping at any time other than when she’s doing performative £20 Asda shops, she likely shares this philosophy. Plus, she may have different areas of her face filled at different times, so it’s not necessarily the case that she’s having the same areas treated each time.
If I was being conservative, I’d say 1ml per year for lips, plus an average of 3ml per 18 months for her face. Happy to be challenged on this. This is not including Botox obv, which she quite clearly has too. At the risk of doubly triangulating myself, I am rubbish at maths so this may not affect the overall total already estimated.
I've never been inside an Apple store either but I appreciate the explanation!It’s just like the Apple store they have portable PoS terminals. The whole experience is basically the same as the Apple store just less enthusiastic lol. Her experience of the nasty SA is also…. atypical but I imagine some must mirror the treatment they receive
Absolutely this! About 20 years ago when I was just in my first job & flat my dad had a stroke. I remember visiting him in hospital every day, I had to go on the train then walk two miles to the hospital. I had cheap primark knock off uggs and they just drank the rain. My feet were a mess but I needed the money for travel, rent and things my dad needed (he later reimbursed me but I didn’t care about that, I just knew he needed it there & then). I remember putting loo roll in my shoes to soak up the wet in the hospital loos. I lost three stone with the worry & the walking.I’ve suddenly found the weird guilt I’ve carried for 5 years about buying a £120 pair of Doc Martens has disappeared after looking at Jacks “One Ridiculous Thing” purchases.
Jack - I was so poor that I’d spent the previous THREE winters wearing £3 Primark Converse Knock offs, so my feet were wet through and freezing cold constantly and all the painful foot issues that come with that, and had to replace them monthly. Because my Smol Humans having school shoes and wellies was more important.
So when I got a silly amount of money, I bought an excellent pair of boots that meant I would no longer spend 5 months of the year with cold, wet, painful feet. They’ve been worn every day there has been shit weather, they’re still going strong, yet I’ve still felt that weird guilt for buying a Spendy Item For Myself.
Actually poor people would spend money on something that makes their life better. Not some wanky designer shit that they never wear.
Do they chain the expensive stuff to the rails like they used to do in Fenwicks on the second floor? I expect they have actual security in those shops. In recent times shops have been far less fussy about you going in - they do take drinks off you - because lots of people spend money there. Only places I’ve had to be let in and given a once over before entering are jewellers. (And I don’t dress up to go shopping and she’s thinner and younger than me). So her pretty woman sales girls are a figment of her imagination.
You can buy special bags for making toasted sandwiches in a toasterI did it aged 16 and working in a cafe. The cheese fat dripped onto the elements and the toaster caught fire. Luckily my boss thought it was funny.
Neither has she got prideAbsolutely this! About 20 years ago when I was just in my first job & flat my dad had a stroke. I remember visiting him in hospital every day, I had to go on the train then walk two miles to the hospital. I had cheap primark knock off uggs and they just drank the rain. My feet were a mess but I needed the money for travel, rent and things my dad needed (he later reimbursed me but I didn’t care about that, I just knew he needed it there & then). I remember putting loo roll in my shoes to soak up the wet in the hospital loos. I lost three stone with the worry & the walking.
My dad is now relatively better (he can walk a bit & his speech is about 80% back and he’s blind in one eye). But he walked me down the aisle 15 years ago
Now I have a good wage I always always buy hush puppy or doc marten boots. Dry feet are a blessing. And now I have a car of course. But it’s the boots I needed 20 years ago. I lived on 9p noodles, apples and the lovely meals my mum would do me once a week. I never told her how wet my feet were, so I do in a way understand pride. But I don’t think Jack has ever had literal trench foot.
I thought it might be interesting to plug all her cotswolds furniture into their website and see what the monthly outgoing on hire purchase was, because surely she/LJC didn't drop £12k on furniture in one go? Or maybe they did...I have a spreadsheet dear heart, let me see what's what
Fillers:
£2,000 fillers (estimate, £250/ml x 2ml per year x 4 years)
This was doubled after I saw the first lot was at least 2018, not the 2020 I'd assumed (it was 2 years not 4).
The £1,000 line was deleted from the list.
Ray bans:
£146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
£300 2x more ray ban sunglasses
One pair wasand there are more so I've added 2 more pairs, 3 pairs in the list total.
I think if you're updating the wiki (I didn't know it had been copied there, chapeau) you'll have to delete the current list and paste in the latest one (big spenny list + new/updated):
There were various lines that were crossed out as they'd been replaced/updated elsewhere but those are now deleted.
For the next update I was planning to do something where it would be categorised into say clothes, shoes, electronics etc. to make it easier to read.
She had promised to fund a few copies of her book for his buy-a-stranger-a-book day.Is the big green book in reference to the Twitter account who keeps trying to give Jack’s books away? I wonder what the numbers mean. Income? Outgoings?
The actual VBI in actionI’ve suddenly found the weird guilt I’ve carried for 5 years about buying a £120 pair of Doc Martens has disappeared after looking at Jacks “One Ridiculous Thing” purchases.
Jack - I was so poor that I’d spent the previous THREE winters wearing £3 Primark Converse Knock offs, so my feet were wet through and freezing cold constantly and all the painful foot issues that come with that, and had to replace them monthly. Because my Smol Humans having school shoes and wellies was more important.
So when I got a silly amount of money, I bought an excellent pair of boots that meant I would no longer spend 5 months of the year with cold, wet, painful feet. They’ve been worn every day there has been shit weather, they’re still going strong, yet I’ve still felt that weird guilt for buying a Spendy Item For Myself.
Actually poor people would spend money on something that makes their life better. Not some wanky designer shit that they never wear.
One described her as being a 'Top Princess', and that's how they view her. Also, I'd guess more than a few have similar tastes to Jack, so don't necessarily 'see' the cost of things ifyswim?So basically, her FMs are more than happy to fund her lifestyle, which is pretending to be poor, which for some reason, costs about 10 grand a month to pull off?
There's a photo of her in the disco kitchen mid-pov and she doesn't have as many tattoos as now. So, I think some happened pre-pov, some mid. She got another quite recently (the key/AA tag) even though she poorest poor to ever poor.Finally caught up. Note to self: don't take the evening off reading JM threads even when there is no chaos happening.
A few things:
LAPTOPS - Jack was given a laptop by Samsung when she did their ad campaign so that accounts for 1 of the 3 devices she has/had.
TATTOOS - I thought the recent triangulation of her tatts by the Fraus was because she claimed she had all her tats before the pov? Unless I'm in a fugue state it was a response to someone on Twatter questioning her spending money on tatts whilst being poor. Anyway, this is a thread where she points out herself that she " Bought most of them with the royalties from my [counts on fingers] six books published after the first photo, ya big brave flag shagging gammon"
So, she buys Burberry coats, jackets, Viv (RIP) traaazers and Mulberry bags with her book advances and tattoos with her royalties. No wonder she can't pay her rent and has to rattle her tip jar frequently.
For some reason my links aren't showing in my earlier post.
Broken rainbow
LGBT domestic violence charity collapsed after 'chaotic' management
UK-wide charity Broken Rainbow was spending more than half of government grant it received for three months’ work in 24 hours, said National Audit Officewww.theguardian.com
Jack's tattoos
Is that Twitter thread archived/screenshot to death? Am I silly to ask?For some reason my links aren't showing in my earlier post.
Broken rainbow
LGBT domestic violence charity collapsed after 'chaotic' management
UK-wide charity Broken Rainbow was spending more than half of government grant it received for three months’ work in 24 hours, said National Audit Officewww.theguardian.com
Jack's tattoos
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