If it's nut loaf, then why does it have a lump of coal in the middle of it?
And can that lumpy grey paste actually be mash - or is it actually 1980s school dinner semolina?
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And can that lumpy grey paste actually be mash - or is it actually 1980s school dinner semolina?
PLEASE get back on tinder and let her cook for you. We need the laugh.
Why is the gravy black and haunted by the ghost of a little old man 
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That mash looks like something a baby threw up.
And I don't understand putting a little jug on the plate at home.
I misread semolina as salmonella and quite frankly, I think my version may have been more accurate.
Looks like Grandad didn't have a high opinion of his Granddaughter.
If Jack thinks that staying away from Twitter for a while will make everything go away, she's mistaken.
The Patreon people are waiting patiently for her return, along with everyone else who feels cheated. Then there's those people who didn't lose money but have her card marked as a grifter, and finally everyone who didn't have a clue who she was prior to her Ma's dire roasties.
They are all still there, and she's going to get it from all angles when she pops up again.
Good luck, Jackie!
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The Patreon people are waiting patiently for her return, along with everyone else who feels cheated. Then there's those people who didn't lose money but have her card marked as a grifter, and finally everyone who didn't have a clue who she was prior to her Ma's dire roasties.
They are all still there, and she's going to get it from all angles when she pops up again.
Good luck, Jackie!
(Feed Content and Coops please)
I'm currently looking for something Grandad of Jack related.
Found an interesting link.
cookingonabootstrap.com
Also the greengage jam paints a disgustingly vivid picture of the state of his guesthouse.
Found an interesting link.
Remembering Grandad: Photography by Jack Monroe.
I took a walk down to Hartington Road this morning, to sit on the wall where he sat most days, passing the time, outside number 18. There were still cigarette butts down the back of the wall, the w…
cookingonabootstrap.com
Also the greengage jam paints a disgustingly vivid picture of the state of his guesthouse.
What a lot of words to say ‘today I made some jam.’I'm currently looking for something Grandad of Jack related.
Found an interesting link.
Remembering Grandad: Photography by Jack Monroe.
I took a walk down to Hartington Road this morning, to sit on the wall where he sat most days, passing the time, outside number 18. There were still cigarette butts down the back of the wall, the w…
Also the greengage jam paints a disgustingly vivid picture of the state of his guesthouse.
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It sounds like a modern day version of Peaky Blinders. Just need Jack in her jumble sale outfit to compllete the cast.
I'm a few pages behind so this may have been covered - why is she liking her own tweets?
ETA: dammit, should have read another page before posting - Sideboard Bob pointed it out.
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This is Jack's letter to Edwina Currie because she was too thick and cowardly to say this at the time. It reads like Grandad was a bit of a miser tbh. Jack must take after him a bit in terms of chasing every penny and not spending on necessities like repairs, rent, dog grooming.
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Also a Facebook post from 2020 with a sad exchange between Jack and her mum who I've squigged. Jack couldn't just be nice and say, yes of course I'll bring some round mum.
She was clearly desperate for paternal approval from grandad and Big Dave.
Poverty can happen to anyone | Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe: The rhetoric of 'work hard and get on' can fall apart very quickly and you can find yourself in a pit of joblessness, benefit delays and depression
www.theguardian.com
Also a Facebook post from 2020 with a sad exchange between Jack and her mum who I've squigged. Jack couldn't just be nice and say, yes of course I'll bring some round mum.
She was clearly desperate for paternal approval from grandad and Big Dave.
The liking tweets thing seems to be a Twitter glitch. It's not Jack doing it, she's happy enough huffing her own farts.
He seems to have deleted everything since Sunday’s roast post. Yesterday’s twatter was a bit of a pickle for him so I think he’s deleted the lot. He did respond to the tweet the article’s below’s about, saying with honesty that he’d been a bit of a head (JACK -- LEARN) and apologising to leopards. Understandably, I think, Manchester has cracking places to eat and this woman needs to get out of her arse and off insta. Anyways.
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If you have twitter set to show "top tweets" rather than the home screen of tweets in chronological order, if someone you follow likes a tweet, it can show up in your home page. It's a discreet way to keep in your followers' minds without having to post anything new or retweet yourself.
If Jack posted anything new at the moment, she'd get far too much pushback.
I know this will have been said a million times before but her writing reeks of like GCSE English coursework. Not everything needs a million adjectives Jack. It's like, in her desperation to paint a picture she's somehow managed to paint nothing at all.
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It makes my skin crawl in a very Mitford way that I don't like about myself. GRAVY BELONGS IN A CHIPPED PYREX JUG WITH A SUSPICION OF ROGUE LABRADOR HAIR. No labrador hair if you are poor.
"...the reason I wear a boiler suit and say duck a lot and smoke licorice rollups from time to time." What?! So Jack channels her dead grandad by donning a boiler suit and puffing on rollies? Sounds...normal.This is Jack's letter to Edwina Currie because she was too thick and cowardly to say this at the time. It reads like Grandad was a bit of a miser tbh. Jack must take after him a bit in terms of chasing every penny and not spending on necessities like repairs, rent, dog grooming.
Poverty can happen to anyone | Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe: The rhetoric of 'work hard and get on' can fall apart very quickly and you can find yourself in a pit of joblessness, benefit delays and depression
Also a Facebook post from 2020 with a sad exchange between Jack and her mum who I've squigged. Jack couldn't just be nice and say, yes of course I'll bring some round mum.
She was clearly desperate for paternal approval from grandad and Big Dave.
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And this is what will be the hardest for her, much more than the ridicule, is being entirely irrelevant. Hardly anyone apart from die hard squigs has noticed she is gone, and even they are trailing off.
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