Do you mean to say you were quietly working behind the scenes at the M&S Xmas launch? I’m picturing Jack’s envy and it’s gonna power me through my last big shift before my weekend off!
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Socking it to them. Maybe. :O
Update: my mum pissed herself and said "omg that's fugly, what is it meant to be?". This woman had her kids using a little antique machine by the time we started school and has seen some absolute atrocities 
Update update: she asked if it was a skirt sewn to a man's vest, I said I think it's a kids' one and got "I think one of the bloody kids made it. Either way it's an offence and should be burned without delay. Where on Earth did you find it?"
Update update: she asked if it was a skirt sewn to a man's vest, I said I think it's a kids' one and got "I think one of the bloody kids made it. Either way it's an offence and should be burned without delay. Where on Earth did you find it?"
Yeah I already feared she’d get an allotment after the chard singing and going out to count strawberries. Pick them Jack or the slugs will get them! She forgets the rest of us actually do stuff so spotting the lie is so obvious. She’s the one on the allotment forum asking questions about a tomato plant and when it can go outside from the moment it’s sown!
It looks like something a disinterested year 7 would make in textiles. I think the top part is just a bog standard multi pack girl’s vest stitched onto a very badly made skirt.
Wait, what? She was trying to charge people money for that hem and whatever is going on with that waistband? If I produced that I'd take one look at it and throw it in the rag bag for charity, where it would be shredded and used to fill mattresses.
I wonder if she'll reveal Content's lovely new look today after their trip to the dog groomers.
I don't think she can come back from this now. She needs to be present as her fans have gotten bored quickly - theres only really her socks defending her.
Can you imagine working with her?
You'd be glad she phoned in sick with one of her many ailments on her third day of work.
Oh FFS - another acquaintance who needs a kick up the arse. Gary, sort yourself out. It's not nasty. It's not bullying. If people behaved to your staff the way Jack behaves to others (and they have) you're on them like a ton of bricks.
Only once she's done with that green eggs and ham recipe, Jenny. She's BUSY.
You would hope not. She has her enablers though. She's not taking a break from Twitter, she's just hanging around until things die down a little before she comes back with something else.
I cannot be bothered with people who flounce off, like her, and "deactivate" their accounts for peace. All you have to do is turn off notifications and you won't even know Twitter is still on your phone. Of course, that doesn't generate rage amongst the FMs.
When you Google her name, Google still has the cached tweet she made asking her monkeys to report the parody account. That means the first you thing you see on Google is "Twitter" followed by a screenshot of the handle of the parody account. It's hilariously misleading.
She also looks like she honks! The type to have dirty feet and a dirty flower!
A dirty flower 
What's the brown thing? Is it nut loaf? Are those cocktail sausages in front of it?
I think they were baby carrots before she cremated them.
Jack needs to get her arse back on twitter stat. It is hard times when the canal is reduced to talking about dirty flowers.
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