Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.

[jenny2603]

‘Electrifying’ book about women with disabilities sells for six figures

Who Wants Normal?, a ‘memoir, handbook, celebration and call to action’ by Frances Ryan has been bought by Fig Tree after a nine-publisher auction

www.theguardian.com

I honestly don't know what's worse, the inclusion of Jameela Jamil or Jack.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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‘Electrifying’ book about women with disabilities sells for six figures

Who Wants Normal?, a ‘memoir, handbook, celebration and call to action’ by Frances Ryan has been bought by Fig Tree after a nine-publisher auction

www.theguardian.com

I honestly don't know what's worse, the inclusion of Jameela Jamil or Jack.

Well, as she’s “white as mayo” and firmly middle class, I’m keen to see which of her long list of disabilities Jack wheels out for her ‘story’. Please to LJC I hope it’s not a story about any ‘lovers’ or about arthritic loose-skinned premature baby-hands thst lovemake.

 

[butwhy]

Has anyone worked out just how much money she's grifted?

 

[Cucumberthunder]

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‘Electrifying’ book about women with disabilities sells for six figures

Who Wants Normal?, a ‘memoir, handbook, celebration and call to action’ by Frances Ryan has been bought by Fig Tree after a nine-publisher auction

www.theguardian.com

I honestly don't know what's worse, the inclusion of Jameela Jamil or Jack.

And there she is, taking a platform from someone else again. I wonder what drivel Jack will have come out with in the interview? Quite disappointed with Francis, but also...6 figures!! Jack could never...

 

[AyiaKnacker]

Fearne Cotton, massive beneficiary of nepotism, is also white and middle class last time anyone checked.

 

[bladiesla]

I just rememberred that time she made a crying video about the vegan society not wanting her as an ambassador anymore. Back then I even felt a bit sorry....

 

[Fruitjack]

Speaking as a 5ft 10 and F cup frau who is overweight...
Someone who is a good 8 inches shorter than me with a body frame of a smol pixie couldn't carry a DD let alone an E cup without being significantly top heavy.
My height and frame can 'carry off' my boob size. Someone of Jack's size couldn't. She'd be constantly hunched over with shadows over her shoes.
Jack has repeatedly insisted she 'never wears a bra' except when she is photographed wearing a bra.
Apologies for the boob talk. I don't like to comment on her appearance normally, but just wanted to point out that her bra size is another one of her pointless and unnecessary lies she tells for drama llama purposes.

Sorry dear heart, but I can assure that I am 5 foot zero, 32 E measured 3 times, most recently in August, by a proper bra specialist company, 32 F in their bikinis, size 8/10 and not remotely top heavy, no hunching, no one would even look twice, just a decent handful. I don’t really understand it myself, it doesn’t feel right, but it’s true. I think we all have that one thing that we do actually believe Jack on, this one is mine.

 

[AnnRKey]

She’s never been 38E. She’s 34-36 tops. Signed, a 5.1 38 F Frau (I’m practically cuboid, not Katie Price)

The tits thing is yet another "in her head" pish. She's trying to conform/roleplay to so many ridiculous stereotypes because she thinks that's the way folk are meant to be.

Jack's dictionary:

• Lesbian - must be one feminine, one butch in the relationship.
• Trans - must have big tits to talk about binding
• Autistic - when you want to get out of being accused as a liar
• Disabled - when you want to get out of having an actual job
• Single Mum - When a child only has one Mother in the parenting team
• Poverty - only Jack Monroe has ever lived in poverty. Anyone else who ever claims this is getting up in her niche.
• Prostitution - when someone buys youa coffee or lunch and you then shag them at some point in the proceeding 365 days

 

[Boyo]

Turns out, Jenny numbers, that she left home at eighteen AND at sixteen. She told the BBC 16 this very year. Not sure how leaving home at both 16 and 18 with works exactly, but I’ll let the boffin worry about that. #JackMaths

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BBC Radio 4 - The Food Programme, Jack Monroe: A Life Through Food - Eight things we learned from writer and poverty campaigner Jack Monroe

In the latest helping of The Food Programme, Leyla Kazim meets Jack Monroe.

www.bbc.co.uk

Siri, show me irony….

 

[Emmapism]

To be fair to the commenter, they're right. Nobody cooks like Jack. It's less farm to table and more table to bin

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Morning Frau. It's an exciting day today. Laurie is finally going to the groomers!

 

[Geetbo]

I'd completely forgotten about Jack Havisham's wedding dress collection. This is why I love the calms between chaoses, we really get to do a deep dive into the batshittery.

 

[Captainmouse]

Thought struck me whilst washing my hair this morning, if you’re a regular at Toni & Guy, you don’t need to buy shampoo!

 

[AlexAC]

Thread title nomination!

It's less farm to table and more table to bin

 

[Moxie_Mama]

I miss a day and miss Mapp & Lucia, woe.

 

[houseofhoop]

Sorry dear heart, but I can assure that I am 5 foot zero, 32 E measured 3 times, most recently in August, by a proper bra specialist company, 32 F in their bikinis, size 8/10 and not remotely top heavy, no hunching, no one would even look twice, just a decent handful. I don’t really understand it myself, it doesn’t feel right, but it’s true. I think we all have that one thing that we do actually believe Jack on, this one is mine.

I agree. I am 4ft 10.5 a smol delicate pixie, and have 32F boobs also. However I doubt very much Jack is 38F

 

[Sausage Surprise !]

My missus has that coat... she's likely to use it to heat our home now though (her words, not mine).

I have a similar one from Bon Marche

 

[TbilisiPeach]

Oh dear Lord above, I have three head torches. There's no hope for me, save yourselves. GOODBYE COOL WORLD

Apparently she owned the wedding dresses...

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The stuff she owned aged 24 will never cease to amaze me. I had a large suitcase full of clothes, an ikea kitchen starter pack (dining set and cooking set), two sets of sheets, towels, a disc man and a case of Cds, a bookshelf full of paperbacks and a mobile phone. I owned no furniture because I was renting a room in a shared furnished home. Pretty standard for someone in their early twenties. I wasn't poor.

 

[Vinbisha]

Re the modelling, I've sure there was a chaos last year? Maybe 2020? when she recieved one of those "come and have a £1000 photoshoot at my gaff and I'll make you a STAR " offers that absolutely everybody with an email address has had at some point.
Of course she was all "little ol' me, why I couldn't possibly. Could I...?"
And instead of just saying that it was a very well known scam all the Squigs went do it Jack, you're so beautiful Jack, you'd be amazing Jack.
It was never mentioned again, naturellement.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Whilst it's quiet, Jack did sort of work yesterday so I've kicked off October's log finally.

I mean, it isn't really work. She cooked dinner. The majority of households do this on a nightly basis and it isn't work. Put it down as a "To do" because we are waiting on that recipe lmao.

Interesting that she posted Tuesday's dinner for three. I think there's weight to the theory that SB is only there on Tuesdays. It's Interesting how the lodger only shows up when he does.

And as the new fuel prices hit, I can't believe she's not managed to worm her way back onto the news circuit.