Tender one, I have often thought of doing a Jack Monroe - My Story flow chart but I do like your idea too.
Tender one, I have often thought of doing a Jack Monroe - My Story flow chart but I do like your idea too.I have a great idea! Bear with me... (and if this bloody happens, the idea's copyrighted, ok?)
WHY doesn't Jack do her autobiography like one of those 'choose your own adventure' books that were all the rage pre-internet?
Every time her life stories diverge, you get a choice:
"If jack gets dumped by Allegra and keeps her boobs, go to page 50"
"If Jack fucks up another relationship, go to page 75"
"If Jack sold her lightbulbs, go to page 30"
If Jack arranges a Yummy Mummy play date, go to page 35"
Ok, it's late, I have brain fog (need HRT, dontcha know) and I might be hallucinating.
But you get my drift?
I think it could work...
I feel like if there was a dice, it would have 12 sides...Tender one, I have often thought of doing a Jack Monroe - My Story flow chart but I do like your idea too.
Who shall I be today? Suggs? Or Captain Caveman?Like this 'modelling'?
Is that the famous birthmark?Funnily enough, I’ve just found this from her. I’ll just pop it here. Without comment.
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Also, OG Fraus, WTF was going on here?! It’s terrifying whatever it was! Is it a seance? Is she summoning demons?
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She's in labour, birthing a pumble.Funnily enough, I’ve just found this from her. I’ll just pop it here. Without comment.
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Also, OG Fraus, WTF was going on here?! It’s terrifying whatever it was! Is it a seance? Is she summoning demons?
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All of Italy:Funnily enough, I’ve just found this from her. I’ll just pop it here. Without comment.
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Yes but it’s horribly disfiguring hence why she never shows her legs.Is that the famous birthmark?
That is a top tip.I’m hugely behind but wanted to share the most delightful activity with you all. Last night, lying in bed () Mr Barzie and I played a game: Guess the Slop! I showed a picture from JM’s Instagram and Mr Barzie had to guess what it was! I laughed until I cried and it was FREE. #FamilyFun. #JacksHacks. #GuessTheSlopTillYouDropFromA£20Shop
That’s brilliant.I’m hugely behind but wanted to share the most delightful activity with you all. Last night, lying in bed () Mr Barzie and I played a game: Guess the Slop! I showed a picture from JM’s Instagram and Mr Barzie had to guess what it was! I laughed until I cried and it was FREE. #FamilyFun. #JacksHacks. #GuessTheSlopTillYouDropFromA£20Shop
Oooh, thank you! Will have a look.I feel we need to make an off topic thread as I adore these books, as an aside may I recommend Diary of a provincial lady? If you like mapp and Lucia you will probably like this book.
Better get back to Jack
Totally, and that's not a perm."and my friends all hate it!" she really is Typical Annoying Facebook girl. fishing for compliments, thirst-trapping in her bra.
I haven't bothered explaining the Monroeverse to anyone IRL because where do you even start? They'd think I was crazy. But I did show my mother a photo of the pear brick cake and her reaction was just ''Oh. Oh no. That's not right at all.''That’s brilliant.
In a very different vein I have another approach, my sister is becoming enamoured with JM (I’ve spoken about her quite a bit before, she’s on the verge of joining tattle)
Anyway, we live together and whenever she annoys me I send her something from my arsenal of slop pictures.
I usually hear an ‘EWWWWWW what the fuck?!’ from the other room when I do
I so want a tshirt that says NEFARIOUS NINNY.Shush! You’ll distract Jack from bra shopping! She’s looking for something new & colourful to showcase her bounteous norks, also to cheer herself up whilst NEFARIOUS NINNIES have cruellylaugheddriven her off Twitter.
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Why was she collecting wedding dresses? I'd both love and hate to see the results of the photoshoots. I just know they'd be terrible!
I never watched it (can't bare to) but isn't this from when she was throwing herself about in tiny pj shorts, and described herself as nearly showing her 'ham sandwich'?Funnily enough, I’ve just found this from her. I’ll just pop it here. Without comment.
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Also, OG Fraus, WTF was going on here?! It’s terrifying whatever it was! Is it a seance? Is she summoning demons?
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Didn’t we see someone sat on a chair in a wedding dress, doing a Cnut? Was that a terrible drawing or terrible photo? Terrible.Why was she collecting wedding dresses? I'd both love and hate to see the results of the photoshoots. I just know they'd be terrible!
I never watched it (can't bare to) but isn't this from when she was throwing herself about in tiny pj shorts, and described herself as nearly showing her 'ham sandwich'?
She's so desperate to be sexy, and she's just not.
https://giphy.com/QTC1Gx4jgOj3GKEMwnWhy is she putting 4 tops on?
I did a Google image search for Jack Monroe in a wedding dress and got the picture below. She looks very different without the photoshop.Why was she collecting wedding dresses? I'd both love and hate to see the results of the photoshoots. I just know they'd be terrible!
I never watched it (can't bare to) but isn't this from when she was throwing herself about in tiny pj shorts, and described herself as nearly showing her 'ham sandwich'?
She's so desperate to be sexy, and she's just not.
Jack consistently misses the window of opportunity, there's people saying they want to give it a go 'tonight' (last night), by the time she doesn't get round to posting the recipe everyone will have forgotten about it.Exactly! Why the drama I-am-in-the-process-of-writing-it? It's not bloody Shakespeare, mate. Either share it, or keep quiet.
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