Well in that context, Jack’s claimed 38E bra size means her waps are substantially bigger than Maria Whittaker’s or Sam Fox’s if that’s helpful
Well in that context, Jack’s claimed 38E bra size means her waps are substantially bigger than Maria Whittaker’s or Sam Fox’s if that’s helpfulThanks, I really have no experience of cup sizes apart from what was posted on page 3
for overseas frau, we used to have topless women in our daily papers " Claire from Swanley, 36DD, hates the tories )
Your brain is not wired differently to other people's Jack (in terms of understanding food anyway, putting aside any personality disorders for the mo) - you just can't fucking cookI finally listened to that Radio Scotland car crash last night and holy guacamole that was a bin fire. Interestingly, that bollox maverick story about chucking all that shit in a pan with mandarin oranges that ended up being a ‘Brazilian feijoda’ wasn’t even original. She wheeled that same fascinating tale out for the Bournemouth Echo back in 2019. The ‘recipe’ (open tins and slop them into a pan then leave them) also ended up in her ‘repulsive ways to mix perfectly edible tins together’ book.
Are you 5’2”? Are you sure you’re not 5’1.7”?I would agree re: boobs. I'm 5'2 and a similar shape to Jack- somewhere around a 32/ 34 (but not sure coz don't do bras) B? maybe
Look, I think we can all agree she's the shortest person ever with the biggest bazongas known to man. Now FUCK OFF xWell in that context, Jack’s claimed 38E bra size means her waps are substantially bigger than Maria Whittaker’s or Sam Fox’s if that’s helpful( . )( . )
She’ll never publish anything related to this again because she knows deep down that throwing left-over veg in a dish, cracking some eggs and grating some cheese over the top and sticking it under a grill, can not be called a “recipe” by anyone. Let alone someone who claims to be a “literal food expert”. *I* could make this, my child could make this, literally *anyone* could make this and with a tad more effort, could likely make it better.
#suchafuckinggrifter
Or JOKE MonroeJust occurred to me that parody account would be even more of a parody if it was named Jock Monroe.
Yeah she’s claiming Sam Fox proportionsThanks, I really have no experience of cup sizes apart from what was posted on page 3
for overseas frau, we used to have topless women in our daily papers " Claire from Swanley, 36DD, hates the tories )
The shortest, most heavily tattooed with the biggest bazongas but an inexplicable barrel chest. Very specialLook, I think we can all agree she's the shortest person ever with the biggest bazongas known to man. Now FUCK OFF x
She’s only held this title since tiny teeny Sali Hughes had a reduction though.The shortest, most heavily tattooed with the biggest bazongas but an inexplicable barrel chest. Very special
Jack, for whenever you next have a shower - we'd rather not hear your version of 'Touch Me', thanksYeah she’s claiming Sam Fox proportions
Oh LJC and the little donkey. Please no.Jack, for whenever you next have a shower - we'd rather not hear your version of 'Touch Me', thanks
It's a bit burnt, isn't it? I would have done a snip on the photo and only shown the bottom half if I were her. Or maybe just thought better of the whole thing.View attachment 1627896
A new slop! Another recipe in progress! Another insistence on telling us how many people are (supposedly) in her household!
Such a grandiose introduction to a recipe that essentially reads like a beans-on-toast one. It makes the Jack parody account's recipes sound more inviting.
Don't be sad dear heart, most likely Cooper didn't take to Mini and she had to be rehomed, which was the best thing for her. Jack would never lose face by admitting it didn't work out.I can’t deal with Mini at all. Locked that one away and it’s never coming out. So sad
Exactly. I was a "gifted and talented" kid struggling with undiagnosed ADHD and managed 11.5 at A-C. That included applied art (double award) and textiles so was fucking heavy on coursework. Absolute waste of that grammar school place. Even the bottom stream kids at my comp did better than her because they did a BTEC.Core subjects - English, English Lit, Maths, RS, probably a language (so they had a bacc equivalent), two sciences - and then five options to get them up to 10/11 with a couple being taken in Year 10 (popular at the time). might have done a three year KS4, too. And she didn't even get five full passes She really didn't lift a finger for the entire period.
Sali Hughes might beg to differ...Look, I think we can all agree she's the shortest person ever with the biggest bazongas known to man. Now FUCK OFF x
From trawling through many Jack threads on here -- especially the Daily Kitchen Live ones -- one thing that's always bugged me about Jack's cooking is how she uses the same technique for incorporating or mixing food. It's the same vigorous, hurried stirring for everything, regardless of the food texture and type, as if her life depends on it. No wonder virtually all her dishes end up looking like 50 Shades of Slop.View attachment 1627896
A new slop! Another recipe in progress! Another insistence on telling us how many people are (supposedly) in her household!
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