And here she is explaining she had her 7 year old taking pics of her...in a bra and dungarees. None of her fawning FB group fans question that.
Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.
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And here she is explaining she had her 7 year old taking pics of her...in a bra and dungarees. None of her fawning FB group fans question that.
I think she is just lonely and ite very much a case if she doesnt post something then nobody really engages with her. So she posts mundane things like her dinner and then people will coment and despite the. Being postive or negative, she still gains assembalance of conversation that not with herself, a dog or a cat.It's utterly bizarre to me how much she compartmentalises the social media websites - you look at Twitter and the vibes are "'im taking a break from the hateful internet ARE YOU HAPPY TROLLS" but over on insta she's posting macaroni and cheese
She definitely has a social media addiction - she barely uses insta except when she's not on twitter, it's like she just needs to fill the void with something
Ditto, and it all depends on the band size really! Exposing my naivete but I recently learned that a D doesn't always mean you have massive boobs, its all about the difference between the band and the bust! That said, I doubt she's a 38E, that's quite broad and she looks like a size 12 max in most pics?I’m an E cupand they’re not very big at all. When you get measured properly it becomes pretty clear that even F and G cups can look not that big.
Yes this is how I remember it too. She had to recon it like she did with her sons dad.
God that’s weird I could swear the policewoman was the abuser, in fact I thought the Buzzfeed article said that. I must be misremembering. In any case if someone had stuck needles in you and threatened you with a knife, you wouldn’t wait until they commented on your boobs before ditching them would you.
Jacks tall tales are so ridiculous she can’t even keep them straight! Maybe she should start a forensic spreadsheet for her own fibs. She might have a better chance of keeping track that way.
Any way it’s interesting to me that aaaalllll Jacks exes have been so horrible and abusive. All very different people with different backgrounds. The only thing they have in common is Jack. Hmmmm…
ETA no the Buzzfeed article does not say the abusive ex was a policewoman. Here it is for reference
This Is What Domestic Violence Is Like When You're LGBT
What happens when your same-sex partner controls, beats, or abuses you? BuzzFeed News spoke to survivors and the only national charity trying to help others like them.
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That’s not a perm. That’s a mishap in a wind tunnel.
Jack has referred to an abusive ex who was a police officer
5/10
Good idea / execution lacking
I honestly don’t think they care that much, she’s the new joke on Twitter and soon it will get old.
And....that's not a perm. That's putting your head between your knees, backcombing your hair, and putting a sh*tload of mega-hold hairspray on it.
So she was pregnant with SB, who’s dad both did a runner and was there for her every step of the way (stories may vary) when she moved in with someone else? Who turned abusive?? I’m sure that wasn’t the story I heard originally- but so much stuff is deleted, it’s like Big Brother. We’re all committing thoughtcrime just trying to sort it out!
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the roundabouts thing is a ridiculous reason not to drive. I learned late. Guess what I couldn’t do and was terrified of for a long time. Roundabouts are a pattern you learn. I had a 2 hour lesson once where all we did was drive from roundabout to roundabout to get over the fear.
Amazing that she has had 10 years of bad luck excessive shopping
the roundabouts thing is a ridiculous reason not to drive. I learned late. Guess what I couldn’t do and was terrified of for a long time. Roundabouts are a pattern you learn. I had a 2 hour lesson once where all we did was drive from roundabout to roundabout to get over the fear.
I'd give an organ to sit down with her in interview to timeline and fact check all this
I was wondering that, i wonder of she knows thst the number is across your back and the letter is the size of your tatas and by making the number bigger your not making your tatas bigger.
Trust me on this, *no one* sneaks into "the big dinner" at a G8 event. I was part of the planning committee for an event at a facility that hosted a G8 a few years previously. Every inch of public space in that place was monitored 24/7 while the G8 was on. JM is lying as usual.
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A friend mentioned a vintage chaos today. She said that in around 2015 Jack was wanging on about being working class on Twitter, then the next day was boasting about getting a Hermès scarf from her girlfriend. My friend and few others pointed this out and were subjected to a FM attack. Jack's following was only in the 10s of thousands back then but they were still vicious.
The suspected Jack sock tweeted Molly's risotto with 'This looks dire' which just seems to have kicked off folk calling her food dire again. She's never going to stop digging a bigger hole for herself. It's amazing.
I'm watching Nadhiya making lovely baked granola bowls with edible flowers.
Knocks Jackie's dead dog bowls into a cocked drawer
Knocks Jackie's dead dog bowls into a cocked drawer
Yes but as per my edit that was a different abusive ex from the one who stuck needles in her and said she wasn’t butch enough. I don’t know which of these abusive exes was said to have made the boobs comment after Jack’s initial implication that Leggy said it. Maybe one of them also was the ex who said she wasn’t butch enough to wear the leather jacket? Worth also remembering that Harold criticised her clothes for being TOO butch.
I feel we need to make an off topic thread as I adore these books, as an aside may I recommend Diary of a provincial lady? If you like mapp and Lucia you will probably like this book.
Better get back to Jack
She cooks as if she hates everything about food and the cookery process.
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