She’s exactly the kind of student who would have totally half-arsed their coursework, assuming they could catch up with exam results, which they then didn’t revise for because they’re clearly a maverick genius. And then they’d be shocked, SHOCKED to get crappy results. Probably got her mum to appeal to the school because the marking was unfair or something.
Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.
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That Bournemouth Echo article, fffffftttttt. Maverick Genius Jack is one of the most tedious Jacks tbh, I hate when she tries to present herself as an genius on a par with Leonardo da Vinci or Nikola Tesla.
The internalised misogyny is very strong with those comments about her breasts and about having been a SW. what has being a “whiny witch” got to do with being a “bleep”, Jack? Forget Marx, you really need to read some second wavers, sister. Crack open a Dworkin and raise your consciousness a bit. Jeez.
The internalised misogyny is very strong with those comments about her breasts and about having been a SW. what has being a “whiny witch” got to do with being a “bleep”, Jack? Forget Marx, you really need to read some second wavers, sister. Crack open a Dworkin and raise your consciousness a bit. Jeez.
It’s peak Jack that she busted two relationships mithering about it but then never went through with it. What was the point?!
It's another recipe where she simmers tinned beans for a million years and rinses the flavour and most of the calories from a tin of stewing steak down the sink. She oughtn't to be allowed near food.
I'm not a person with breasticles, but there is a topless pic of JM online and they don't look d or e cups? I bow down to better knowledge obviously
Just occurred to me that parody account would be even more of a parody if it was named Jock Monroe.
Apologies if already posted. Spot on Susie
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They get bigger every time she mentions them, we're probably up at zzz by now.
I genuinely think the entirety of the trans period came from that comment. Not butch enough? I AM THE MOST BUTCH, witch! Took it too far like she takes everything too far then ditched it hence the return to tit thots and nip slips.
I know I’M not Susie Dent - but I know one of you is…
38E doesn’t sound very smol pixie-ish? Surely she’d just topple over trying to balance the rest of her elfin frame?
I agree she meant Allegra.
She does things “cleverly” because she’ll time things and imply it’s someone while making sure in the first telling to specify it isn’t that person - therefore putting eg Allegra into everyone’s minds about it and then on subsequent retellings she drops the “not Allegra” knowing full well people will half remember the first time and think it’s Allegra. But if Leggy ever called her out, she’d have the first time to fall back on “I never said it was you, in fact I specifically said it wasn’t, look!”
OK, so we're doubting her height and her cup-size now 
Are there any facts about her?
Are there any facts about her?
There's no way her band size is 38. I'm plus size and mine is that. I'd reckon she was a 32-34?
Anyway, the new slop, doesn't look as bad as brown slop but still too many inexplicable eggs.
Anyway, the new slop, doesn't look as bad as brown slop but still too many inexplicable eggs.
Urgh.
When I used to play bass guitar 
years back, and was stuck with a knackered old 3rd hand bass, despite actually playing it in bands and stuff, an acquaintance brought (or got mummy and daddy to buy) her a £1000 Rickenbacker bass because she had the 'intention of learning to play'. Of course she never did.
years back, and was stuck with a knackered old 3rd hand bass, despite actually playing it in bands and stuff, an acquaintance brought (or got mummy and daddy to buy) her a £1000 Rickenbacker bass because she had the 'intention of learning to play'. Of course she never did.PM me hunni x
"too many inexplicable eggs."
Oh come on! It's great.
I'm certainly open to the hypothesis that Jack doesn't exist and that she's actually some sort of collective nightmare.OK, so we're doubting her height and her cup-size now
Are there any facts about her?
In her mind she’s giving Lola Ferrari a run for her money. She has the lips down anyway.
It really can vary. A D cup isn’t necessarily huge. I think it’s the average for a UK woman nowadays and they wouldn’t look that big on her frame.
She isn’t a 38 band though. I was a 38 when I was a size 18. Jack, go for a bra fitting. You might be having crumbly bone shoulder and back pains because you’re wearing the wrong bra.
Perfectly normal body size here, but what the very duck was the New Yorker doing
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