I burst out laughing when her voice began to quiver with emotion. perhaps not what she intended
Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets
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I still think this is the worst thing she has ever done. It’s just beyond anything in its awfulness.
ETA although the singing did just pop into my head.Tough call.
Cripes. She's very cocky. Which one is the real Jack? Voice definitely less snotty.
But... but she said it the interview about her 'transition' that she'd 'never give up her stilettos'?!
With Jack it fits in to her constant need to be seen as vulnerable and quirky, too. She plays into existing stereotypes about non-neurotypical and short women to a strong degree, and it's actually quite offensive. Groups she claims to be a part of want to be taken seriously, and having someone with a reasonable public following act like she's a loveable pixie child who can do no wrong impacts that. She needs to be seen as physically and mentally weaker so her victim act works; who's going to question someone who seems to be struggling? It's genuinely the most anti-feminist part of her, I think. She could easily become a real voice for women, especially those with ADHD & autism, but instead, she falls back on outdated ideas because it fits her own ideology.
It's giving 'kid's first GCSE drama rehearsal' methinks
Did she just say she wrote poetry because she couldn't wank in front of a 2 year old? Did I hear that right? 
the poetry has ended me. i may never recover. she's so embarrassing and she has no clue.........
To all those experiencing her poetry for the first time, you are most welcome. Thank(space)me for all I do. Send Paypalos.
Also send someone to do my real job for me while I tit about on here.
ETA I like it when she stops talking about the daily mail and gets to her second poem which she’s clearly EXTRAORDINARILY pleased with and knows off by heart, so she can really get into ‘emoting’ it.
I find it hard to think of another person with so little talent and aptitude for so many other things but yet an unshakable belief in her own ‘specialness’ and as some sort of anointed one. Singing, writing, poetry, cooking, presenting.
She sees a world-changing unique and special talent. I see a dumpster fire pile-up with someone spraying petrol and flaming tit all over it.
Also send someone to do my real job for me while I tit about on here.
ETA I like it when she stops talking about the daily mail and gets to her second poem which she’s clearly EXTRAORDINARILY pleased with and knows off by heart, so she can really get into ‘emoting’ it.
I find it hard to think of another person with so little talent and aptitude for so many other things but yet an unshakable belief in her own ‘specialness’ and as some sort of anointed one. Singing, writing, poetry, cooking, presenting.
She sees a world-changing unique and special talent. I see a dumpster fire pile-up with someone spraying petrol and flaming tit all over it.
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Hopefully Sali’s fans will rally to ensure there aren’t more sub-5 star reviews, after the so-called co-ordinated troll attack (three people dared to be “pretty honest”)
Thank(space) you
You did, and yes, she did absolutely say that.Did she just say she wrote poetry because she couldn't wank in front of a 2 year old? Did I hear that right?
The majority of people in sex work are victims whether it is of poverty, traffickers, abusers or something else. Porn is similar, 9 times out of 10, someone suffered for that content. I'm not a prude btw just know someone who was on that industry and its murky af. The likes of Onkyfans etc is definitely safer. As usual, it's mostly men who benefit. The way Jack talks so flippantly about it, just throws it out there casually, is enough to make me raise my eyebrow.Sorry to quote myself like a little strap-on but to illustrate this I was once dragged everywhere on twitter for rejecting the sex work is work dogma and instructed to 'listen to sex workers'. One of the accounts they demanded i follow turned out to be the pimp who'd trafficked her pretending to be heryou simply don't know if someone's playing a character. But im preaching to the converted here cos you've all seen thru Jacks little panto of course.
So Rebekah Vardy's just been massively stung in the Wagatha Christie trial because she deleted messages.
Makes you think.
Makes you think.
Our favourite potato-headed parody is working 100hr weeks!
Omg I can’t believe someone else remembers him!
She's so unnecessary. And so spectacularly untalented. Why can't she just shut the duck UP for once instead of flinging her shitness at the world like a wee smol muckspreader.
She reminds me of a 4 year old bringing yet another bloody potato print back from nursery - the parents will be delighted but everyone else has limited interest, so how is she managing to sell her grown-up potato prints to the general public? It's such a con-job.
No. No. NonononononoBecause I’m an equal opportunity demon whisperer I can’t post @MaineCoonMama’s and leave you unwhispered to, dear heart
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View attachment 1625216Personally, even though that makes meI am equally traumatized by the thought there are still “hundreds of poems and songs and essays” she’s yet to inflict on an unsuspecting world.
PS don’t bother taking photos of your hands, 2018 squigs, she doesn’t give a duck about them. She just wants to talk about herself and show off the ‘clever’ hashtag she just thought up.
EDIT: I’ve just realized she looks like she’s photoshopped a bowl of slop she was holding out of that hand picture
. This makes me feel funny in my tummy and not in a pleasant way either.
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