Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets

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Valiofthedolls

SpudYouHate said:
I'm sorry, but does someone have a link to this mysterious 'potatoes' please?
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Here you go. You’ll need a strong stomach TWsuicide and other stuff

You Don’t Batch Cook When You’re Suicidal | JACK MONROE

than oven chips. It disappeared from my site when it crashed late last year, but for posterity I have reposted it in its unedited entirety]
cookingonabootstrap.com

Also know the link below has surely been posted before but I am truly absolutely HOWLING at this headline. Glorious!

Jack Monroe: pleb-lite for Guardianistas

'Recessionista' Jack Monroe is a hero of the thrift-obsessed middle classes, not the poor.
www.spiked-online.com
 
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overdueanadventure

The Spiked article is written by another Tom!
 
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traumatised sideboard

That Parody Account needs to get out of Slopbot's niche. He's been satirising her for nearly two years and now this account's going to come along and STEAL our LIFE'S WORK. Our non-denominational lawyer has been informed. Warned!
 
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MoistenedGussets

"That's not a profile picture, that's a cry for help"

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It's just.. cooks kiss, which is like a chef's kiss, but with more slop.
 
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Orphan_Black

Can we send thoughts and prayers to any fellows at the Monday meeting she haunts. Those poor buggers have probably had an earful of it tonight.
 
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Tin Can Crook

What's creasing me about the new profile picture is that she clearly has a hidden stash on photos ready to go at any one time. Just a folder of unknown hilarity.
 
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BurgerLaBill

Orphan_Black said:
Can we send thoughts and prayers to any fellows at the Monday meeting she haunts. Those poor buggers have probably had an earful of it tonight.
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I'm not entirely convinced she attends one. Possibly more lies for clout? If she told me it was raining, I'd go outside and check.
 
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jenny2603

Orphan_Black said:
Can we send thoughts and prayers to any fellows at the Monday meeting she haunts. Those poor buggers have probably had an earful of it tonight.
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"okay, so I made a little mistake when recommending Eastern European cookbooks...."

*40 minutes pass*

"Then they were trying to LITERALLY MAKE ME STOP BREATHING by laughing at my disabled mums potatoes...."

* 20 minutes passes*

"But I'm living my best life OUT OF SPITE. They won't kill me with their words...."

*35 minutes passes*

"Now they've started a parody account! This is the latest assassination attempt. I commanded my fans to get it taken down but there was some sort of Twitter glitch and it put on nearly 1000 followers in a day. Needless to say...."
 
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Mirtazapinejack

Jack announces she's leaving twitter for good and then proceeds to come back on 3 days later to tweet and remind everyone for a second time that she's leaving. Just leave in silence!! Attention seeking or what
 
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Valiofthedolls

While she’s quiet and as it’s almost Halloween BOO! (I guess?), I thought we might like to revisit one of her greatest hits
And here’s some vintage Jack right before flouncing off Twitter because: Trolling
In 2015 it’s all a bit Westlife perched on stools singing a bad cover of Abba “I have a Dream”


In 2018: #BeKind (and you should have kissed my arse instead of lurking)


And as for the far less zen 2022 great flounce of the roasties? Deleted it, mate.
 
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Orphan_Black


And not a shitty thumbprint biccie was scoffed up in all that time and no one dare asked for a refill cuppa.
 
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hoopdedoo

Mirtazapinejack said:
Jack announces she's leaving twitter for good and then proceeds to come back on 3 days later to tweet and remind everyone for a second time that she's leaving. Just leave in silence!! Attention seeking or what
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As Awfully Molly said when she was notifying the Twitterverse that she was taking a few days off, "I know this isn't an airport, but...." That's how you do it.
 
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ChocolateMuffin

A terrible cardigan, saggy t shirt and your dad's gifted watch?
 
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Serafina Pekkala

Mirtazapinejack said:
Jack announces she's leaving twitter for good and then proceeds to come back on 3 days later to tweet and remind everyone for a second time that she's leaving. Just leave in silence!! Attention seeking or what
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She should have read the tattle rules. It would improve her tweet game...
 
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