Has she used that weird "turn yourself into a child" snapchat filter on this one?
Has she used that weird "turn yourself into a child" snapchat filter on this one?You forgot
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That's made me more nauseated than any of her cookery and that is saying something.As bad as the bowl of romantic doggy inspired puke is I find the response worse
"Can't wait to wife you right up"
Worse than holibobs and platty joobs.
Genuinely the first time I have seen her promote someone else's workI'm not sure what time she deleted it, I think it was mid-late afternoon. After the account went from 274 followers when she tweeted to a current total of 1114. Another absolute banger from the Bootstrap Crook.
By tomorrow:Slopadder presents
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It's the stuff of night terrors. Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night. You notice a terrible eggy smell in the room with base notes of rotting fish, then a voice in the darkness says "I'm going to wife you, right up". That's worse than a full on pumble attack.That's made me more nauseated than any of her cookery and that is saying something.
TBH the pic honestly just makes her look bigger than she really is because of the awkward pose and angle combined with the unflattering outfit. What really makes it uncanny valley is whatever she’s done to her head. I still don’t understand what made her look at that pic and go, Yup, jobs a good ‘un.Not sure - but whoever photoshopped that pic remembered to make her right side a size 8 whilst forgetting to shrink the left down from [looks at self in mirror wearing a big shirt] about a 16.
ETA: God, I've just realised - the chin and jawline on that looks like it's been done with a 30/60 square - it's PYTHAGORAS!!!
Another own goal by the bootstrapcrookI'm not sure what time she deleted it, I think it was mid-late afternoon. After the account went from 274 followers when she tweeted to a current total of 1114. Another absolute banger from the Bootstrap Crook.
Now living in fantasy land stuck in an imaginary tv show somewhere...
Also nice, but not overly-blessed in the brain department, mostly older, NOT rich people- of both sexes- who seem to see her like an aspirational granddaughter-type figure and want to protect her from criticism at all costs.The squigs ('REPORTED!') are so utterly over invested in white knighting her that it's almost like watching a chaos by proxy.
I listen to the Americast podcast and they have a segment at the end where they have four profiles of people split demographically as a sort of social experiment into who gets what on their social media feeds - basically who gets picked for the really right-wing, populist stuff in the algorithm. Anyway itmade me think about Jack's demographic and I think the core personalities of the most loyal, ferocious squigs are generally divisible into three main groups:
1) cringey FBPE types who are probably middle class in the majority and enjoy Jack as a sanitised, conventionally attractive mouthpiece for poverty who assuages their own guilt at the same time as allowing them to punch down on actual poor people ("she's helping people FEED THEIR FAMILIES!!!" Editor's note: is she fuck).
2) horny people - mostly men - who equate her being terminally online with a higher likelihood of getting a single crumb of attention thrown their way. Unfortunately this group of thirsty squigs do not seem to have stood down even despite multiple shrunken head pics and one of not her fanny.
3) people - often women - who say things like "cockwomble" and "wankbadger" who think Jack's tough girl energy (think 'you start chatting absolute pony about budget meal planning' is aspirational and use lots of nauseating adverbs (think 'softly, gently'). Jack is relatable to them because she also sounds like an exhausting self-aggrandising cunt.
She probably didn’t abbreviate to ‘statey funes’ in case Big Dave combusted.As bad as the bowl of romantic doggy inspired puke is I find the response worse
"Can't wait to wife you right up"
Worse than holibobs and platty joobs.
Still around as far as we know. I honestly think he'll be ok, he's probably just deciding which local cat lady to move in with full time.I probably don’t want to know the answer to this, but what happened to Cooper?
Haha thought that was the Take on me video by Aha..Now living in fantasy land stuck in an imaginary tv show somewhere...
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More red flags than a Leninist army parade, comradeYes she did. In fact she insists on demoting the dog. It took me a few reads to make sense of it-it’s really convoluted and stilting and weird. The whole ‘I’ll never walk to heel’ thing. Gross, yak, horrid. I bet Leggy’s friends were screaming ‘Run!!!!’
I was going for more of a Scooby Do look but Aha works too since that always reminds me of Alan Partridge of which our Jack is direct spawnHaha thought that was the Take on me video by Aha..
Well apparently she was correct cos it took death to part her from the dog. Jack on the other hand....Did she seriously compare her position in her fiancee's heart to that of a childhood pet??? I'm sure in her head that sounded so heartwarming and twee, but what the fffff
Can't stand him.UGh, he's another one who should be cancelled, the dirty fucker
Wife you up turns my stomach too.As bad as the bowl of romantic doggy inspired puke is I find the response worse
"Can't wait to wife you right up"
Worse than holibobs and platty joobs.
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