More to the point, as soon as she saw the tag 'Minimum of degree qualified in nutrition science', she didn't want to play anymore. Why waste time doing that when you can set up shop as an expert in nutrition with no qualifications whatsoever
I also struggle with this which is why I plan ahead and start things publicly when I have the materials actually ready. She could have called out of her twitter for writers to commission before announcing the project. I wonder if she ever even picked up her emails. She had people willing to help her.
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Her motivations are really clear. Financial gain and to get a lovely dopamine hit by getting praise for doing it. Once that's faded, she's no longer interested because she only cares about herself.
Not really sure why she launched a whole new twitter account and website for this. She could easily have made it a series on her regular website?
Almost as important, people are treating the flying morons with the contempt they deserve which tends to send them packing. Take note, anyone who ever finds themselves under attack. They absolutely cannot handle anyone laughing at them. Just like Mumma Jack.What was the daft sod thinking promoting the parody accountNigella is a daft sod too but she would either ignore it or laugh with it.
They've gained about a thousand followers since this morning.
She needs to accept she has lost control of twitter. Yes she still has her increasingly strange supporters but more and more people are just openly laughing at her humourless pomposity
Just been off on a little doggy side-trip with Iggy Pop, Joan Jett and my favourite 80s goth cover version by Paralisis PermanenteYes she did. In fact she insists on demoting the dog. It took me a few reads to make sense of it-it’s really convoluted and stilting and weird. The whole ‘I’ll never walk to heel’ thing. Gross, yak, horrid. I bet Leggy’s friends were screaming ‘Run!!!!’
Why would you take it out of the stand and pretend it was a real knife? Make it make senseThe first knife is an award from the Observer, as seen with Mom.
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Very trueAlmost as important, people are treating the flying morons with the contempt they deserve which tends to send them packing. Take note, anyone who ever finds themselves under attack. They absolutely cannot handle anyone laughing at them. Just like Mumma Jack.
She knows nothing about frugal living or having to look after belongings, because people who HAVE NOWT don't let their tools get into this shocking state! The best of it is, some tin foil would get rid of the vast majority of that rust. Stick THAT in your fucking frugal living book, Jack Monroe grifter (and all round despicable lazy arse!).
£1.25 so Google says. I remember when they were about 25p. Haven't been in a Greggs shop since the 90s so I'm well out of touch.No Greggs Sausage Rolls here, what are we? Rich? No. Soggy cardboard and a bollock sausage rolled betwixt, nommmmy.
(I actually have no idea how much a Greggs sausage roll costs.)
Yes. That’s from Potatoes. If anyone here needs a reminder of just how grisly and emotionally manipulative Jacks writing is, Potatoes is the best example.Oh FOR THE LAST TIME. For the record it’s a MODEST SIZED THREE BEDROOM DORMER BUNGALOW mmmkay! And two of the bedrooms are VERY SMALL!
Do you want her to STOP BREATHING?!
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(found this as I was laboring my way through multiple insufferable blog posts of hers the other day. Think it’s from potatoes but I simply cannot face going back to look through them all again so soon to verify)
Very true
Which is why Tom Potato and Parody Jack have done well. Bemused intelligent contempt is the way to go.
BIB: Please dear gods let this be the next thread title!Agatha Grifty thinks she’swhere she lives in my head, rent free? Jack you live in my iPad where I am aghast at your latest nonsense, day after day for about 2 years now.
I’m praying for a plot twist reveal that Tom Potato Legend is behind the parody account!
I proffer Aldi sossig lolz insteadNo Greggs Sausage Rolls here, what are we? Rich? No. Soggy cardboard and a bollock sausage rolled betwixt, nommmmy.
(I actually have no idea how much a Greggs sausage roll costs.)
Small bedrooms?! They're all doubles! Her first floor is the same size as my ENTIRE HOUSE (also 3 bed). This bitch never even had the box room as a kid, did she?Oh FOR THE LAST TIME. For the record it’s a MODEST SIZED THREE BEDROOM DORMER BUNGALOW mmmkay! And two of the bedrooms are VERY SMALL!
Do you want her to STOP BREATHING?!
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(found this as I was laboring my way through multiple insufferable blog posts of hers the other day. Think it’s from potatoes but I simply cannot face going back to look through them all again so soon to verify)
Whats with the shirt? she looks like its a dating website profile pic and one of those ones where you really dont get what's on the menu.
I'm not sure what time she deleted it, I think it was mid-late afternoon. After the account went from 274 followers when she tweeted to a current total of 1114. Another absolute banger from the Bootstrap Crook.When did she delete this mornings tweet?
Only just saw, do you think she was watching the parody acc. and literally scratching holes in herself as the followers went up?
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