The new pic - it’s like she’s trying for this,
but achieving this:
but achieving this:
Is this an old pic? Or a new one where she's gone and done an undercut-combover?New face, who dis?
I hate to be the bearer of chaotic news but...All it'll take is someone mentioning her Ma's potatoes and Jack's return will descend into utter chaos. I give it half an hour.
Honestly, she looks like a teenage Avril Lavigne fan circa 2002 who can't make up her mind if she is a little bit emo, little bit goth or little bit rock chick. In reality she is a lot of grumpy cunt.
Undercut-overcomb...wombling free...Is this an old pic? Or a new one where she's gone and done an undercut-combover?
This image is a lie in image form. If there was an image dictionary then this would come under lies, fabrication and pork pies.Now ~THAT~ is a parody!
Wtf is going on with the nose and mouth (again)??
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Oh. For. Goodness. SakeJack is saying it. I think the point is, she's well aware the dog needs grooming but when she was told as such on instagram she threw a completely unwarranted tantrum rather than replying saying the dog is due in on Thursday, grooming is limited when they're puppies to allow the coat to come in and yeah, she can see the picture doesn't look great. It smacks of hypocrisy.
She looks like Leon the Professional in the lower pic. Shame she isn't professional at anything.
Jesus, I really would have an aneurism (cause of death: laughter) if they got her permanently suspended for malicious manipulation of Twitter. Shakespeare couldn’t write a better endingOh I hope the FMs confuse themselves into reporting her ACTUAL account
She has no shame. Not a tiny bit. I am ashamed on her behalf, not that it serves any purpose.She is genuinely going to keep trying to completely ignore all the Patreon / Teemill / PayPal questions, isn’t she. I would have been mortified if I was her, and got caught out taking all that money and doing FA (when I’d promised to)
The sheer audacity to be acting like she’s the one who’s been done wrong just… flabbergasted
I can'tThis is not a criticism of her looks themselves but that new Twitter picture puts me in mind of how they draw characters on Peppa Pig with both eyes on the same side of their faces.
And on that day, Satan will be skating to work.Maybe she was busybeaveringsquirreling away at the outstanding work items from September and she's about to bang out a link to the Dublin article, an update on patreon, the VBI, the pancake recipe, her recipes for diabetics, a book on the DWP, a guide for boiling eggs (foolproof!), a recipe for her cold remedy and a blog post about cooking for one (but presumably as a single mum).
Omg, you win tattle today. This is exactly it. Trump's furry little rug has wandered off his head and into Jack's because she's not banned from Twitter like he is. The wig is sentient and will soon start a Twitter account.
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