Jack Monroe #41 No one else gaslights or fights for 'likes' like Jack Monroe. Oops.

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How embarrassing, she's been up all night shouting "Are you OK?" at people.
Her idea of the way a "concerned parent" might conduct themselves is very strange isn't it?

The blue tick brigade have been slowly, quietly backing away from her for weeks now from what I can see. And they surely will have noticed the casual racism from Jack. I think she throws in things like the Manic Street Preachers lyrics to try and get people back onside. She managed to snag Nigella with a pity post last time. Manipulative.

Anyway, in happier news, my Shark has just been delivered and so I am vigorously brushing everyone's Rapunzel style hair in order to fully test the anti hair wrap technology.
 
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How embarrassing, she's been up all night shouting "Are you OK?" at people.
Her idea of the way a "concerned parent" might conduct themselves is very strange isn't it?

The blue tick brigade have been slowly, quietly backing away from her for weeks now from what I can see. And they surely will have noticed the casual racism from Jack. I think she throws in things like the Manic Street Preachers lyrics to try and get people back onside. She managed to snag Nigella with a pity post last time. Manipulative.

Anyway, in happier news, my Shark has just been delivered and so I am vigorously brushing everyone's Rapunzel style hair in order to fully test the anti hair wrap technology.
That was quick Grunka!!!
Vlad says it was on him and enjoy. 🦈
 
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The top one was someone telling her they’d pointed out the Miss Tutelage thing. She’s being *cute*.
 
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David Walliams‘ books are a bit tit, but not aimed at me so who gives a hoot.

But, I wonder if Saint Monroe is looking to move into children’s literature now. Pay is tit but she will probably want the publicity.

“The Wokest Duckling” “Snow White and the Seven People Of Diminished Size and Unspecified Gender” “My Little Bi-Pony”

If she wants any more suggested concepts, she can message me for my rates.
 
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How embarrassing, she's been up all night shouting "Are you OK?" at people.
Her idea of the way a "concerned parent" might conduct themselves is very strange isn't it?

The blue tick brigade have been slowly, quietly backing away from her for weeks now from what I can see. And they surely will have noticed the casual racism from Jack. I think she throws in things like the Manic Street Preachers lyrics to try and get people back onside. She managed to snag Nigella with a pity post last time. Manipulative.
She'll wake up this morning no longer a trending topic, and with the realisation that a lot of blue tickers have been sub tweeting her. There's a way to criticise people/ideas, and that wasn't it. Top tip: don't smugly revel in. I think that's what pushed a lot of people over the edge.
 
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Have just caught up and feel like my brain is going to explode.

One thing is sticking in my head though and is making me angry.

Jack keeps banging on about DW highlighting fat as being bad and she as per usual makes it about her. Sorry but Jack 7 or 8 stone in the majority of cases WOULD be classed as underweight for an adult but for a child quite the opposite, and this isn't about you!! And this is coming from someone who only a short time ago was banging on about looking so good having lost a large amount of weight and editing photos to look even thinner!! And in her rant aimed at DW she is banging on and on and repeatedly posting the word FAT, that could be classed as triggering in itself you stupid cow!!

This is just the tip of the iceberg from her tit show of the past 24/48 hours, I've had to unfollow her because reading her vitriol makes me feel really anxious and just crappy tbh. She's just so toxic.
 
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Anyway, in happier news, my Shark has just been delivered and so I am vigorously brushing everyone's Rapunzel style hair in order to fully test the anti hair wrap technology.
Genuinely interested how you get on with it- I’m so tempted but so many mixed reviews! I really don’t need another corded vacuum, but the cordless doesn’t seem to have the hair wrap stuff. i hate getting the big vacuum out but my cordless dyson is giving up battery wise and my hair on thé spinny roller just prevents it working properly for the most part anyway without constantly cutting it out (otherwise id upgrade the battery)- definitely don’t want another dyson!
 
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I am supposed to be working (I have a LOT of WORK to do) but seeing as the company have told me they are making me redundant, I am finding it hard to muster up any enthusiasm. So here I am, wasting time reporting Jack's triggery bleeping tweets.

Do we think Jack is really in touch with her Sponsor all day?
Same, babe
 
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Genuinely interested how you get on with it- I’m so tempted but so many mixed reviews! I really don’t need another corded vacuum, but the cordless doesn’t seem to have the hair wrap stuff. i hate getting the big vacuum out but my cordless dyson is giving up battery wise and my hair on thé spinny roller just prevents it working properly for the most part anyway without constantly cutting it out (otherwise id upgrade the battery)- definitely don’t want another dyson!
I ordered a cordless one with the anti hair wrap. I am wayyyy too lazy for corded. I will definitely let you know how it works out for us.

Keeping it on topic, it's a shame the Mumsnet people don't just join up here for Jackanackanory, Mumsnet will only shut them down again. Join us, we have receipts and free speech.
 
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She’s so predictable. Nuance is a thing, Jack. I can’t believe i’m defending DW. Also back on the ‘book review’ lie. Bugger off.
 
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View attachment 174615View attachment 174616View attachment 174617She’s so predictable. Nuance is a thing, Jack. I can’t believe i’m defending DW. Also back on the ‘book review’ lie. Bugger off.
I'm not defending the use of the word at all, but she sure does love taking things out of context and flipping her lid.

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Any normal parent would just tell their kid "That's a nasty word, which bullies might use to try and hurt someone's feelings."

There is no need to tell a 7 year old an in depth definition of the word ffs.
 
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