Jack Monroe #409 Send product or refund or admit you're a blatant rip off

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Lee Anderson is being a knob again. Jack is being compared to him.

But she's not there to defend herself.
 
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We got told off for mithering too much about Jack’s bizarrely good looking big brother Yannis
 
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That little tale of Jack's will always make me laugh like Mutley . Weighing out MSG in 1g amounts for a ketchup recipe indeed. Ffs .
That she suddenly started taking about, apropos of nothing whatsoever, in the middle of a talk in Edinburgh that was meant to be about her (much, much delayed still unpublished) recipe book, so talking about the last recipe book.
 
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The unmentionable brother and Jack are probably suffering from The Twits Effect first posited by Roald Dahl whereby if you think nice kinds thoughts you will radiate and always look lovely but if you’re a bitter, whining little Tory you will have to face tune yourself into oblivion.
 
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I could see the Daily Mail running it.
I don't think it's anything about being too low status or her publishers having pie fingers. I think the problem is that the news sites are very worried about what she says about her state of mind. You would have to be very sure of what you're saying. I feel bad sometimes even just having found these forums in the last week because we don't know her, but I do genuinely believe it's all bull shit. Without any proper investigation I don't think any sites will risk outing her.
 
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Couldn't resist a quick comparison pic after seeing the photos of Jacko with Alan thingamajiggy (bedtime, had wine, brain no workie). Him with the specsy tour.

Anyway, I present NO LIP FILLERS MONROE. #pringlelips #orfacetune #biggerfatternosio

 
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Team, wtf. I’ve only just noticed how many bloody times roast potatoes actually appear on JMs insta. And each one more anaemic than the last. Who could have predicted that these barsterds would be her downfall. What a mad world we live in
Cast me out of the canal, but I would eat all of these potatoes (they look nice to me!).
 
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Pringlelips! Send coffinos
She looks a bit like Declan Donnelly there too.
 
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Yeah , basically the only explanation is that she's refused payment and has refused any support from her millionaire family. But why would you do that if it means your child suffers?
 
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I’m still thinking about the “Potatoes” essay, imho she came quite close to admitting the truth about The Pov in talking about all the CCJs she had. Sometimes I wonder whether Jack’s poverty was caused not by the evil cruelty of the Tories and the Fire Service at all. But because she repeatedly put all of her money up her schnozz.
 
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Another great point. I've been on job seekers about 8 times due to being stuck in temporary roles. They do not actually accuse you of not trying to get a job unless you tell them, dont try to get a job (visibly) or don't turn up to meetings.
 
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She did cry but it wasn't because of the dog sticker
 
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